Re: Limericks

by Guest Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:14 pm

The probability is we'll meet apathy
And we'll sure be in need of some sympathy

by kidder Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:36 am

The probability is we'll meet apathy
And we'll sure be in need of some sympathy
So, I'll give you a tip

by feathers Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:57 pm

The probability is we'll meet apathy
And we'll sure be in need of some sympathy
So, I'll give you a tip
Why not vote for UKIP?

by Guest Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:46 pm

The probability is we'll meet apathy
And we'll sure be in need of some sympathy
So, I'll give you a tip
Why not vote for UKIP?
And completely cement the catastrophy.

With our begging bowls we'd better be ready

by Chas Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:30 pm

With our begging bowls we'd better be ready
To grab donations as quick as "Fast Eddie"

by kidder Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:26 pm

With our begging bowls we'd better be ready
To grab donations as quick as "Fast Eddie"
So shake your receptacle

by VickyS Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:51 pm

With our begging bowls we'd better be ready
To grab donations as quick as "Fast Eddie"
So shake your receptacle
Though folks may be sceptical

by Chas Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:13 pm

With our begging bowls we'd better be ready
To grab donations as quick as "Fast Eddie"
So shake your receptacle
Though folks may be sceptical
We'll keep both hands and nerves steady.

Though the income we get may be pitiful

by feathers Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:59 pm

Though the income we get may be pitiful
There's no other way t'get the kitty full

by kidder Tue Oct 20, 2009 8:06 pm

Though the income we get may be pitiful
There's no other way t'get the kitty full
Than to sell one's grandmother

by feathers Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:45 pm

Though the income we get may be pitiful
There's no other way t'get the kitty full
Than to sell one's grandmother
Cos one way or another

by Chas Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:08 pm

Though the income we get may be pitiful
There's no other way t'get the kitty full
Than to sell one's grandmother
Cos one way or another
There's not going to be a mass wa banker cull.

Despite all they'll get such obscene bonuses.

by feathers Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:09 pm

Despite all they'll get such obscene bonuses.
And nobody mentions their onuses

by kidder Wed Oct 28, 2009 10:29 pm

Despite all they'll get such obscene bonuses.
And nobody mentions their onuses
Of which there are few

by feathers Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:46 pm

Despite all they'll get such obscene bonuses.
And nobody mentions their onuses
Of which there are few
And if all that's true

by kidder Sat Oct 31, 2009 6:42 pm

Despite all they'll get such obscene bonuses.
And nobody mentions their onuses
Of which there are few
And if all that's true
We must listen to what old man Chronos says.

"Just cut off their gonads" He extols us

by Chas Sun Nov 01, 2009 4:55 pm

"Just cut off their gonads" He extols us
Lest further ill fortune befalls us

by feathers Sun Nov 01, 2009 11:05 pm

"Just cut off their gonads" He extols us
Lest further ill fortune befalls us
Once their power's curtailed

by Chas Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:43 pm

"Just cut off their gonads" He extols us
Lest further ill fortune befalls us
Once their power's curtailed
(Or their hides have been nailed!)

by kidder Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:16 pm

"Just cut off their gonads" He extols us
Lest further ill fortune befalls us
Once their power's curtailed
(Or their hides have been nailed!)
And the local judiciary calls us

To the bench to meet with the beak

by feathers Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:39 pm

To the bench to meet with the beak
After all, it is justice we seek

by Guest Sun Nov 08, 2009 10:45 am

To the bench to meet with the beak
After all, it is justice we seek
Why should we be the ones

by Chas Sun Nov 08, 2009 3:43 pm

To the bench to meet with the beak
After all, it is justice we seek
Why should we be the ones
('Tho we feel it in our bones)

by feathers Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:51 pm

To the bench to meet with the beak
After all, it is justice we seek
Why should we be the ones
('Tho we feel it in our bones)
Wi'out a paddle, we are up the creek.

Printing money is now all the rage

by kidder Sun Nov 08, 2009 10:25 pm

Printing money is now all the rage
You can get fifty quid to the page

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