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Post by feathers on Mon Jun 14, 2010 10:06 pm

But, oh, what a feeling next morning
Bleary eyed with gloopfull mouth yawning
Alka Seltzer is fizzing

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Post by Chas on Tue Jun 15, 2010 4:02 pm

But, oh, what a feeling next morning
Bleary eyed with
gloopfull mouth yawning
Alka Seltzer is fizzing
Filling ear with ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZing!




Yeah, I know it's a cop-out Wink

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Post by feathers on Wed Jun 16, 2010 10:11 pm

But....but....we haven't had a last line yet!

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Post by kidder on Wed Jun 16, 2010 10:41 pm

feathers wrote:But....but....we haven't had a last line yet!

Sorreeeeee! Embarassed

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Post by feathers on Sat Jun 19, 2010 10:08 pm

But, oh, what a feeling next morning
Bleary eyed with
gloopfull mouth yawning
Alka Seltzer is fizzing
Filling ear with ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZing!
Causing loud burps without warning!

The cry goes up.....'Never again!'

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Post by Chas on Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:26 pm

The cry goes up.....'Never again!'
Despite having a tremendous yen

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Post by kidder on Tue Jun 22, 2010 1:02 pm

The cry goes up.....'Never again!'
Despite having a tremendous yen
I'll just drink milk

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Post by feathers on Thu Jun 24, 2010 9:18 pm

The cry goes up.....'Never again!'
Despite having a tremendous yen
I'll just drink milk
Semi-skimmed, smooth as silk,

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Re: Limericks

Post by Guest on Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:40 pm

The cry goes up.....'Never again!'
Despite having a tremendous yen
I'll just drink milk
Semi-skimmed, smooth as silk,

Then I won't go out climbing Big Ben.

The police will be glad that I've gone

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Post by kidder on Fri Jul 09, 2010 5:30 pm

The police will be glad that I've gone
And taken my brother, Big Ron

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Post by Guest on Fri Jul 09, 2010 6:15 pm

The police will be glad that I've gone
And taken my brother, Big Ron

We're been rather bad

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Post by feathers on Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:00 pm

The police will be glad that I've gone
And taken my brother, Big Ron
We've been rather bad
Broke the law just a tad

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Post by Guest on Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:42 pm

The police will be glad that I've gone
And taken my brother, Big Ron
We've been rather bad
Broke the law just a tad

And my favourite sweet's a bon-bon (aaarg - sorry!!!)

You'll be glad to hear that we've gone straight

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Post by kidder on Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:52 pm

You'll be glad to hear that we've gone straight
to the top of the stairs wherefore to wait

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Post by feathers on Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:09 pm

You'll be glad to hear that we've gone straight
to the top of the stairs wherefore to wait
And we both now regret

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Post by Guest on Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:57 pm

You'll be glad to hear that we've gone straight
to the top of the stairs wherefore to wait
And we both now regret

As we try to forget

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