Re: Limericks

by feathers Sun Nov 08, 2009 10:31 pm

Printing money is now all the rage
You can get fifty quid to the page
Put me down for a million

by Chas Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:57 pm

Printing money is now all the rage
You can get fifty quid to the page
Put me down for a million
So I can buy, for Marillion

by kidder Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:05 pm

Printing money is now all the rage
You can get fifty quid to the page
Put me down for a million
So I can buy, for Marillion
Two tickets to sit by the stage.

To watch them go through their repertoire.

by Chas Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:10 pm

To watch them go through their repertoire.
Who'd have thought that a Fish could become a star?

by kidder Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:34 pm

To watch them go through their repertoire.
Who'd have thought that a Fish could become a star?
With the flick of a fin

by Guest Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:54 pm

To watch them go through their repertoire.
Who'd have thought that a Fish could become a star?
With the flick of a fin
And a big wheelie bin

by Chas Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:24 pm

To watch them go through their repertoire.
Who'd have thought that a Fish could become a star?
With the flick of a fin
And a big wheelie bin
Yelling "We don't give a dam' who the hell you are!".

Pop-celebs have hyper-overt-inflated egos

by Guest Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:00 pm

Pop-celebs have hyper-overt-inflated ego
And a host of unsavoury amigos

by Chas Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:19 pm

Pop-celebs have hyper-overt-inflated ego
And a host of unsavoury amigos
Hangers-on, every one

by Guest Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:20 pm

Pop-celebs have hyper-overt-inflated ego
And a host of unsavoury amigos
Hangers-on, every one
From father to son

by VickyS Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:06 pm

Pop-celebs have hyper-overt-inflated ego
And a host of unsavoury amigos
Hangers-on, every one
From father to son
All members of their circus-like sideshow

The Z-listers all traipse to the jungle

by Guest Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:49 am

The Z-listers all traipse to the jungle
But can't find that big bear called Bungle

by kidder Fri Nov 27, 2009 6:04 pm

The Z-listers all traipse to the jungle
But can't find that big bear called Bungle
Though Geoffrey was there

by feathers Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:58 pm

The Z-listers all traipse to the jungle
But can't find that big bear called Bungle
Though Geoffrey was there
He gave Zippy a scare

by Chas Sun Nov 29, 2009 5:02 pm

The Z-listers all traipse to the jungle
But can't find that big bear called Bungle
Though Geoffrey was there
He gave Zippy a scare
Bush-tuckering on something gone fungal :!:

Looking bilious and starting to retch

by kidder Sun Nov 29, 2009 6:33 pm

Looking bilious and starting to retch
He set sail for Stoupa, by ketch

by feathers Sun Nov 29, 2009 9:44 pm

Looking bilious and starting to retch
He set sail for Stoupa, by ketch
After ten days and nights

by kidder Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:06 pm

Looking bilious and starting to retch
He set sail for Stoupa, by ketch
After ten days and nights
and a few strange delights

by Chas Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:07 pm

Looking bilious and starting to retch
He set sail for Stoupa, by ketch
After ten days and nights
and a few strange delights
He still looked a pitiful wretch.

For his stomach was mightily churning

by feathers Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:47 pm

For his stomach was mightily churning
Made much worse by his habit of gurning

by Guest Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:36 pm

For his stomach was mightily churning
Made much worse by his habit of gurning
So wierd was his face

by kidder Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:34 pm

For his stomach was mightily churning
Made much worse by his habit of gurning
So weird was his face
With no hint of grace

by feathers Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:08 pm

For his stomach was mightily churning
Made much worse by his habit of gurning
So weird was his face
With no hint of grace
His advances the ladies kept spurning.

He was never successful at wooing

by Guest Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:07 am

He was never successful at wooing
In fact, all the girls kept on booing

by Chas Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:37 pm

He was never successful at wooing
In fact, all the girls kept on booing
The state of his phizog

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