Re: Limericks

by Guest Fri Apr 17, 2009 5:48 pm

Oh never the audience cried
"Such beauty, we never espied."
But look out for them shells!

by feathers Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:47 pm

Oh never the audience cried
"Such beauty, we never espied."
But look out for them shells!
They have bad, fishy smells

by Guest Sat Apr 18, 2009 5:50 pm

Oh never the audience cried
"Such beauty, we never espied."
But look out for them shells!
They have bad, fishy smells
And the contents should really be fried.

Someone said that they fell from the sky

by Chas Sun Apr 19, 2009 4:09 pm

Someone said that they fell from the sky
But I think that it's all (in) my eye

by Guest Sun Apr 19, 2009 4:29 pm

Someone said that they fell from the sky
But I think that it's all (in) my eye
They're the balls of Kronos

by kidder Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:02 pm

Someone said that they fell from the sky
But I think that it's all (in) my eye
They're the balls of Kronos
That he wanted to loan us

by Chas Mon Apr 20, 2009 3:38 pm

Someone said that they fell from the sky
But I think that it's all (in) my eye
They're the balls of Kronos
That he wanted to loan us
But "Uncle" said "I've got three! Buy, buy!"

"They're not worth even one drachma!"

by kidder Mon Apr 20, 2009 7:39 pm

"They're not worth even one drachma!"
"Or those chickens you've got in that sack ma"

by Guest Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:52 am

"They're not worth even one drachma!"
"Or those chickens you've got in that sack ma"
'But they've come from a god!'

by kidder Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:13 am

"They're not worth even one drachma!"
"Or those chickens you've got in that sack ma"
'But they've come from a god!'
"You miserable old sod!"

by feathers Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:53 pm

"They're not worth even one drachma!"
"Or those chickens you've got in that sack ma"
'But they've come from a god!'
"You miserable old sod!"
'If they're worth nowt you'd best send 'em back ma!'

If you value your health, get some clothes on

by VickyS Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:32 pm

If you value your health, get some clothes on
Hat and coat and a frock, vest and long john

by Chas Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:09 pm

If you value your health, get some clothes on
Hat and coat and a frock, vest and long john
... and fasten it's flap

by kidder Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:25 pm

If you value your health, get some clothes on
Hat and coat and a frock, vest and long john
... and fasten it's flap
to prevent nether slap

by Chas Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:36 pm

If you value your health, get some clothes on
Hat and coat and a frock, vest and long john
... and fasten it's flap
to prevent nether slap
And tickle - such pleasure is long gone!

Nay! You're only as old as you feel.

by Old Coot Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:31 pm

Nay! You're only as old as you feel.
even though you've had a raw deal

by Guest Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:55 pm

Nay! You're only as old as you feel.
even though you've had a raw deal
The wrinkles mean nowt

by Chas Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:55 pm

Nay! You're only as old as you feel.
even though you've had a raw deal
The wrinkles mean nowt
If you shake 'em about

by VickyS Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:17 pm

Nay! You're only as old as you feel
even though you've had a raw deal
The wrinkles mean nowt
If you shake 'em about
And wear things that cover and conceal

Perhaps it's time for a nip and a tuck

by kidder Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:12 pm

Perhaps it's time for a nip and a tuck
To compete with a certain trim duck

by Guest Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:28 pm

Perhaps it's time for a nip and a tuck
To compete with a certain trim duck
Who needs nothing done

by kidder Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:37 pm

Perhaps it's time for a nip and a tuck
To compete with a certain trim duck
Who needs nothing done
And remains number one

by feathers Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:48 pm

Perhaps it's time for a nip and a tuck
To compete with a certain trim duck
Who needs nothing done
And remains number one
Well, thanks ev'ryone, I'm dumbstruck!

But I'm certainly much less than trim

by kidder Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:50 pm

But I'm certainly much less than trim
'That's not what I remember' says Jim

by feathers Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:06 pm

But I'm certainly much less than trim
'That's not what I remember' says Jim
Do you need some new specs?

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