Re: Limericks

by kidder Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:30 pm

Would you care to come over for dinner?
Well, blimey! I'm on to a winner!

by feathers Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:03 pm

Would you care to come over for dinner?
Well, blimey! I'm on to a winner!
Bring your own knife and fork

by VickyS Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:21 pm

Would you care to come over for dinner?
Well, blimey! I'm on to a winner!
Bring your own knife and fork
And a screw for the cork

by Guest Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:20 am

Would you care to come over for dinner?
Well, blimey! I'm on to a winner!
Bring your own knife and fork
And a screw for the cork
And for pudding, maybe a Berliner.

What colour of wine would you choose?

by kidder Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:11 pm

What colour of wine would you choose?
A fine red maybe, from Toulouse

by feathers Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:17 pm

What colour of wine would you choose?
A fine red maybe, from Toulouse
Or a very dry white

by kidder Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:17 pm

What colour of wine would you choose?
A fine red maybe, from Toulouse
Or a very dry white
So clear and so bright

by feathers Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:23 pm

What colour of wine would you choose?
A fine red maybe, from Toulouse
Or a very dry white
So clear and so bright
Well, we know how much you like your booze!

I'm sure that you're not REALLY drunk

by kidder Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:27 pm

I'm sure that you're not REALLY drunk
but as sober as a bendictine monk

by feathers Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:31 pm

I'm sure that you're not REALLY drunk
but as sober as a bendictine monk
I'm not sure that's the truth

by kidder Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:05 pm

I'm sure that you're not REALLY drunk
but as sober as a bendictine monk
I'm not sure that's the truth
but I don't have the proof

by VickyS Sat Jan 16, 2010 5:48 pm

I'm sure that you're not REALLY drunk
but as sober as a bendictine monk
I'm not sure that's the truth
but I don't have the proof
So you could be as drunk as a skunk!

Can you walk down the road without falling?

by Guest Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:41 pm

Can you walk down the road without falling?
While low dives and hotspots you are trawling.

by feathers Sun Jan 17, 2010 3:46 pm

Can you walk down the road without falling?
While low dives and hotspots you are trawling.
Do you know your address?

by kidder Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:30 pm

Can you walk down the road without falling?
While low dives and hotspots you are trawling.
Do you know your address?
Er..? No I confess

by feathers Mon Jan 18, 2010 11:59 am

Can you walk down the road without falling?
While low dives and hotspots you are trawling.
Do you know your address?
Er..? No I confess
To a police station you must go crawling......

To enquire from the cop on Reception

by Guest Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:59 pm

To enquire from the cop on Reception
And hope he employs no deception

by kidder Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:04 pm

To enquire from the cop on Reception
And hope he employs no deception
But delivers you home

by feathers Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:47 pm

To enquire from the cop on Reception
And hope he employs no deception
But delivers you home
Warning you not to roam

by kidder Sun Jan 24, 2010 4:11 pm

To enquire from the cop on Reception
And hope he employs no deception
But delivers you home
Warning you not to roam
(A man of incredible perception!)

So I jumped on a passing red bus

by feathers Sun Jan 24, 2010 4:32 pm

So I jumped on a passing red bus
Cos I needed to find Toys R Us

by kidder Sun Jan 24, 2010 10:54 pm

So I jumped on a passing red bus
Cos I needed to find Toys R Us
I had need of a game

by feathers Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:03 pm

So I jumped on a passing red bus
Cos I needed to find Toys R Us
I had need of a game
(Couldn't think of its name!)

by Guest Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:26 pm

So I jumped on a passing red bus
Cos I needed to find Toys R Us
I had need of a game
(Couldn't think of its name!)
And sat next to a large brontosaurus.

The look he gave froze all my blood

by VickyS Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:30 pm

The look he gave froze all my blood
My heart it gave a massive thud

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