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Post by kidder on Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:35 pm

Is that a mushroom or toadstool?
Either would be, oh so cruel

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Post by feathers on Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:12 pm

Is that a mushroom or toadstool?
Either would be, oh so cruel

For the place where it's growing

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Post by VickyS on Tue Dec 30, 2008 7:18 pm

Is that a mushroom or toadstool?
Either would be, oh so cruel
From the place where it's growing
A wild wind is blowing

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Post by kidder on Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:37 pm

Is that a mushroom or toadstool?
Either would be, oh so cruel
From the place where it's growing
A wild wind is blowing
To remove it we'll need a sharp tool.



I'll fetch my adze shall I, From the shed?

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Post by feathers on Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:42 pm

I'll fetch my adze shall I, From the shed?
Yes, one chop and the thing will be dead

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Post by kidder on Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:20 pm

I'll fetch my adze shall I, From the shed?
Yes, one chop and the thing will be dead
But please don't go near

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Post by Chas on Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:18 pm

I'll fetch my adze shall I, From the shed?
Yes, one chop and the thing will be dead
But please don't go near
Whence I discharge my beer

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Post by feathers on Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:50 pm

I'll fetch my adze shall I, From the shed?
Yes, one chop and the thing will be dead
But please don't go near
Whence I discharge my beer

Or you'll vasectomise me instead.



I've never seen such a large adze

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Post by Chas on Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:08 pm

I've never seen such a large adze
It's double the size of my dad's!

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Post by VickyS on Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:14 pm

I've never seen such a large adze
It's double the size of my dad's
It's heavy and sharp

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Post by Chas on Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:19 pm

I've never seen such a large adze
It's double the size of my dad's
It's heavy and sharp,
Coveted by Lars Tharp

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Post by feathers on Thu Jan 01, 2009 3:55 pm

I've never seen such a large adze
It's double the size of my dad's
It's heavy and sharp,
Coveted by Lars Tharp

Most wanted by all Jack the Lads.



It's fame had soon spread far and wide

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Post by kidder on Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:55 pm

It's fame had soon spread far and wide
It was hefted with a
degree of great pride

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Post by feathers on Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:06 pm

It's fame had soon spread far and wide
It was hefted with a degree of great pride
And on BBC news

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Post by kidder on Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:08 pm

It's fame had soon spread far and wide
It was hefted with a degree of great pride
And on BBC news
There was film of it's hews

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Post by VickyS on Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:15 pm

It's fame had soon spread far and wide
It was hefted with a degree of great pride
And on BBC news
They showed several views

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Post by feathers on Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:12 pm

Can't choose between those! Last line.......

Folks were so overcome that they cried.


They set up an adze-lovers fanclub

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Post by Chas on Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:39 pm

They set up an adze-lovers fanclub
So all envious adze-fanciers can blub

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Post by kidder on Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:35 pm

They set up an adze-lovers fanclub
So all envious adze-fanciers can blub
And stroke it's keen edge

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Post by Guest on Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:54 pm

They set up an adze-lovers fanclub
So all envious adze-fanciers can blub
And stroke it's keen edge

While their loyalty they pledge

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Post by feathers on Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:14 pm

They set up an adze-lovers fanclub
So all envious adze-fanciers can blub
And stroke it's keen edge
While their loyalty they pledge

And whilst dreaming daydreams in the bathtub.


Alas, the outcome of this story

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Post by VickyS on Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:28 pm

Alas, the outcome of this story
Is, sad to say, extremely gory

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Post by feathers on Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:31 pm

Alas, the outcome of this story
Is, sad to say, extremely gory

For the blade it did slip

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Post by Chas on Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:53 pm

Alas, the outcome of this story
Is, sad to say, extremely gory
For the blade it did slip
Sliced from lip down to hip

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Post by kidder on Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:32 am

Alas, the outcome of this story
Is, sad to say, extremely gory
For the blade it did slip
Sliced from lip down to hip
A tale never told on Jackanory


We need a new theme for the limerick

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