Re: Limericks

by feathers Sun Oct 04, 2009 10:41 pm

By this we'll surmount all obstacles
And by hanging on just like some barnacles
(either goose or crustacean)
Across the whole nation
We'll all break free from our shackles.

To a better life we'll all aspire

by VickyS Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:02 pm

To a better life we'll all aspire
Of life's fripperies we'll surely tire

by Guest Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:44 pm

To a better life we'll all aspire
Of life's fripperies we'll surely tire
Back to basics we'll go

by feathers Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:51 pm

To a better life we'll all aspire
Of life's fripperies we'll surely tire
Back to basics we'll go
So our costs will stay low

by Guest Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:11 am

To a better life we'll all aspire
Of life's fripperies we'll surely tire
Back to basics we'll go
So our costs will stay low
So - throw another log on the fire.

The electric bill gives us a fright

by kidder Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:24 am

The electric bill gives us a fright
Though I can't read it without the light

by Guest Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:56 am

The electric bill gives us a fright
Though I can't read it without the light
Should I buy a good torch?

by VickyS Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:35 pm

The electric bill gives us a fright
Though I can't read it without the light
Should I buy a good torch?
Or set fire to the porch?

by Chas Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:59 pm

The electric bill gives us a fright
Though I can't read it without the light
Should I buy a good torch?
Or set fire to the porch?
Although, no, that wouldn't be very bright.

We're in need of some great intellect

by kidder Tue Oct 06, 2009 8:16 pm

We're in need of some great intellect
This problem to begin to dissect.

by feathers Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:49 pm

We're in need of some great intellect
This problem to begin to dissect.
Well, it's not rocket science

by kidder Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:22 pm

We're in need of some great intellect
This problem to begin to dissect.
Well, it's not rocket science
She said with defiance

by feathers Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:10 pm

We're in need of some great intellect
This problem to begin to dissect.
Well, it's not rocket science
She said with defiance
Just treat Pounds and Pence with respect!

You should always look after your pennies

by Chas Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:25 pm

You should always look after your Pennies
And Maries and Annies and Jennies

by kidder Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:38 pm

You should always look after your Pennies
And Maries and Annies and Jennies
And Arfers and Teds

by Guest Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:56 pm

You should always look after your Pennies
And Maries and Annies and Jennies
And Arfers and Teds
Johns, Rogers and Freds

by feathers Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:00 pm

You should always look after your Pennies
And Maries and Annies and Jennies
And Arfers and Teds
Johns, Rogers and Freds
Not to mention your Bennys and Kennys.

No, seriously now, I'm not joking

by kidder Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:06 pm

No, seriously now, I'm not joking
It's not really fun that I'm poking

by Guest Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:08 am

No, seriously now, I'm not joking
It's not really fun that I'm poking
There are no bloomin' jobs

by Chas Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:36 pm

No, seriously now, I'm not joking
It's not really fun that I'm poking
There are no bloomin' jobs
We can all become slobs!

by feathers Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:35 pm

No, seriously now, I'm not joking
It's not really fun that I'm poking
There are no bloomin' jobs
We can all become slobs!
And sleep on park benches in Woking.

But if Dave withdraws Social Security

by Chas Fri Oct 09, 2009 4:15 pm

But if Dave withdraws Social Security
And politicians adopt total purity

by feathers Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:11 pm

But if Dave withdraws Social Security
And politicians adopt total purity
We'll be for the high jump

by kidder Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:14 pm

But if Dave withdraws Social Security
And politicians adopt total purity
We'll be for the high jump
When we've conquered the slump

by Chas Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:10 pm

But if Dave withdraws Social Security
And politicians adopt total purity
We'll be for the high jump
When we've conquered the slump
Could any of them show such maturity?

The probability is we'll meet apathy.

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