Re: Limericks

by kidder Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:53 pm

I think I'll give up and go travelling
And do it without any cavilling

by Guest Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:54 am

I think I'll give up and go travelling
And do it without any cavilling
I can jet round the world

by Chas Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:36 pm

I think I'll give up and go travelling
And do it without any cavilling
I can jet round the world
And the carbon that's hurled

by Guest Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:48 pm

I think I'll give up and go travelling
And do it without any cavilling
I can jet round the world
And the carbon that's hurled
'll set the ionosphere unravelling.

And then, friends, we're all proper doomed

by kidder Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:46 pm

And then, friends, we're all proper doomed
Though we can all go to hell so well groomed

by Guest Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:16 pm

And then, friends, we're all proper doomed
Though we can all go to hell so well groomed
We can wear what we like

by Chas Fri Sep 25, 2009 6:44 pm

And then, friends, we're all proper doomed
Though we can all go to hell so well groomed
Not in that hand-basket!

by Guest Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:39 pm

Oi - I know you're poorly, but do try to keep up! The last line was
'We can wear what we like'

by feathers Sat Sep 26, 2009 4:54 pm

And then, friends, we're all proper doomed
Though we can all go to hell so well groomed
We can wear what we like
Could I go on my bike?

by Chas Sat Sep 26, 2009 5:13 pm

And then, friends, we're all proper doomed
Though we can all go to hell so well groomed
We can wear what we like
Could I go on my bike?
Should my hat be Gertrude-Shilling-style plumed

If 'tis the end, will it matter one whit?

by feathers Sat Sep 26, 2009 5:14 pm

If 'tis the end, will it matter one whit?
Nay, Lucifer won't mind a bit

by VickyS Sat Sep 26, 2009 5:44 pm

If 'tis the end, will it matter one whit?
Nay, Lucifer won't mind a bit
He'll turn up the heat

by kidder Sat Sep 26, 2009 10:23 pm

If 'tis the end, will it matter one whit?
Nay, Lucifer won't mind a bit
He'll turn up the heat
And our backs he will beat

by Chas Sun Sep 27, 2009 5:17 pm

If 'tis the end, will it matter one whit?
Nay, Lucifer won't mind a bit
He'll turn up the heat
And our backs he will beat
OMG! Is that what's meant by "hot s--t!"

If so, I'll pass on that choice.

by feathers Sun Sep 27, 2009 10:18 pm

If so, I'll pass on that choice.
OK, you can use my Rolls Royce

by Chas Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:40 pm

If so, I'll pass on that choice.
OK, you can use my Rolls Royce
But should you hear the clock tick

by kidder Mon Sep 28, 2009 8:49 pm

If so, I'll pass on that choice.
OK, you can use my Rolls Royce
But should you hear the clock tick
And your chauffeur is sick

by feathers Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:43 pm

If so, I'll pass on that choice.
OK, you can use my Rolls Royce
But should you hear the clock tick
And your chauffeur is sick
Then the devil will surely rejoice.

But please, don't let's get too depressed

by Guest Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:54 am

But please, don't let's get too depressed
Our problems might all be addressed

by Chas Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:56 pm

But please, don't let's get too depressed
Our problems might all be addressed
With some positive thinking

by Guest Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:32 pm

But please, don't let's get too depressed
Our problems might all be addressed
With some positive thinking
Or, if not, some drinking

by kidder Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:38 pm

But please, don't let's get too depressed
Our problems might all be addressed
With some positive thinking
Or, if not, some drinking
And our egos so suitably caressed

By this we'll surmount all obstacles

by Guest Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:16 pm

By this we'll surmount all obstacles
And by hanging on just like some barnacles

by Chas Fri Oct 02, 2009 5:24 pm

By this we'll surmount all obstacles
And by hanging on just like some barnacles
(either goose or crustacean)

by Guest Sat Oct 03, 2009 4:25 pm

By this we'll surmount all obstacles
And by hanging on just like some barnacles
(either goose or crustacean)
Across the whole nation

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