Re: Limericks

by Guest Sat Apr 11, 2009 6:53 pm

His drawings we all find enchanting
Though his verticals sometimes are slanting
They brighten your day
In a most charming way

by Chas Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:25 pm

His drawings we all find enchanting
Though his verticals sometimes are slanting
They brighten your day
In a most charming way
But if inclined, you may end up panting!

If art's in the eye of the observer

by Guest Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:21 pm

If art's in the eye of the observer
And opinions are expressed with fervour

by VickyS Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:30 pm

If art's in the eye of the observer
And opinions are expressed with fervour
Then a pile of bricks

by Guest Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:45 pm

If art's in the eye of the observer
And opinions are expressed with fervour
Then a pile of bricks
Entered the mix

by Chas Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:39 pm

If art's in the eye of the observer
And opinions are expressed with fervour
Then a pile of bricks
Entered the mix
And Fyfe Robertson's grave-spinning will unnerve yer!

He labelled it phoney or "phart"

by kidder Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:28 pm

He labelled it phoney or "phart"
Then Robin Sewell took a part

by VickyS Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:51 pm

He labelled it phoney or "phart"
Then Robin Sewell took part
"It's hardly Van Gogh!"

by kidder Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:58 pm

He labelled it phoney or "phart"
Then Robin Sewell took part
"It's hardly Van Gogh!"
He said with a cough,

by feathers Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:12 pm

He labelled it phoney or "phart"
Then Robin Sewell took part
"It's hardly Van Gogh!"
He said with a cough,
"I've hated it right from the start.

My favourite of all's Botticelli

by kidder Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:18 pm

My favourite of all's Botticelli
'Cos he joined all the dots on his belly

by feathers Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:21 pm

My favourite of all's Botticelli
'Cos he joined all the dots on his belly
But his 'Birth of Venus'

by kidder Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:54 pm

My favourite of all's Botticelli
'Cos he joined all the dots on his belly
But his 'Birth of Venus'
Could never demean us

by Guest Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:55 am

My favourite of all's Botticelli
'Cos he joined all the dots on his belly
But his 'Birth of Venus'
Could never demean us
She's like Katie Price off the telly.

Those shells that she stands on are great

by Chas Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:42 pm

Those shells that she stands on are great
Show her off in her natural state

by feathers Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:34 pm

Those shells that she stands on are great
Show her off in her natural state
Hands strategically placed

by Guest Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:08 pm

Those shells that she stands on are great
Show her off in her natural state
Hands strategically placed
Looking rather straight-laced

by feathers Thu Apr 16, 2009 4:40 pm

Those shells that she stands on are great
Show her off in her natural state
Hands strategically placed
Looking rather straight-laced
Bet she wishes that wind would abate!

But here comes a dame with a cloak

by Chas Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:55 pm

But here comes a dame with a cloak
Saying "Good job it is me, not some bloke."

by Guest Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:20 pm

But here comes a dame with a cloak
Saying "Good job it is me, not some bloke."
I'll cover your bits

by Old Coot Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:08 pm

No, no, I can't ..... Limericks - Page 16 79195

by VickyS Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:20 pm

Coward!!!

But here comes a dame with a cloak
Saying "Good job it is me, not some bloke."
I'll cover your bits
Let's hope that it fits

by Old Coot Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:25 pm

But here comes a dame with a cloak
Saying "Good job it is me, not some bloke."
I'll cover your bits
Let's hope that it fits
If not I suppose I'll be broke

by Old Coot Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:28 pm

Oh never the audience cried

by Chas Fri Apr 17, 2009 3:19 pm

Oh never the audience cried
"Such beauty, we never espied."

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