Re: Limericks

by kidder Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:18 pm

(I had something else in mind for the last line Joy Cool

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So they rode all the way down to Brighton
To the seafront where there was a fight on

by feathers Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:21 pm

(Sorry, I couldn't think of a thing! Limericks - Page 24 883946

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So they rode all the way down to Brighton
To the seafront where there was a fight on
They were all mods and rockers

by kidder Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:25 pm

So they rode all the way down to Brighton
To the seafront where there was a fight on
They were all mods and rockers
And the girls had big knockers

by feathers Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:33 pm

by kidder Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:36 pm

So they rode all the way down to Brighton
To the seafront where there was a fight on
They were all mods and rockers
And the girls had big knockers
With T shirts that were all tight on

She said can I put on your leather?

by feathers Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:40 pm

Now, now, don't get so excited.......

She said can I put on your leather?
Cos I know we should just 'be together'

by kidder Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:44 pm

She said can I put on your leather?
Cos I know we should just 'be together'
Just us skin to skin

by feathers Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:48 pm

She said can I put on your leather?
Cos I know we should just 'be together'
Just us skin to skin
He said with a grin

by Guest Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:53 pm

She said can I put on your leather?
Cos I know we should just 'be together'
Just us skin to skin
He said with a grin
As he tickled her ribs with a feather.

That gave her a bout of the wind

by kidder Sat Jul 25, 2009 7:21 pm

That gave her a bout of the wind
And once out she couldn't rescind

by Guest Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:06 am

That gave her a bout of the wind
And once out she couldn't rescind
The flatulent noise

by kidder Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:05 pm

That gave her a bout of the wind
And once out she couldn't rescind
The flatulent noise
That demolished her poise

by feathers Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:44 pm

That gave her a bout of the wind
And once out she couldn't rescind
The flatulent noise
That demolished her poise
Was caused by her intake of Vind.....

Aloo curry, the previous night

by Guest Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:50 am

Aloo curry, the previous night -
A frequent if dodgy delight

by kidder Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:17 am

Aloo curry, the previous night -
A frequent if dodgy delight
That's close to her heart

by feathers Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:44 pm

Jim!!!!!! Don't tempt me!

Aloo curry, the previous night -
A frequent if dodgy delight
That's close to her heart
Tho it can make her start

by kidder Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:24 pm

Aach!! You should have leapt in there Joy Limericks - Page 24 836840

Aloo curry, the previous night -
A frequent if dodgy delight
That's close to her heart
Tho it can make her start
To rumble all through the night.

With something pleasant to wash this all down

by feathers Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:05 pm

With something pleasant to wash this all down
(Nothing nicer when out on the town!)

by kidder Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:10 pm

With something pleasant to wash this all down
(Nothing nicer when out on the town!)
She found herself drunk

by feathers Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:22 pm

With something pleasant to wash this all down
(Nothing nicer when out on the town!)
She found herself drunk
Well, ten gins she had sunk

by Guest Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:57 am

With something pleasant to wash this all down
(Nothing nicer when out on the town!)
She found herself drunk
Well, ten gins she had sunk
And off in a tent with a clown.

The circus had brought a big top

by kidder Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:33 am

The circus had brought a big top
And the whole town just came to a stop

by Guest Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:59 am

The circus had brought a big top
And the whole town just came to a stop
They had jumbos and camels

by feathers Thu Jul 30, 2009 4:29 pm

The circus had brought a big top
And the whole town just came to a stop
They had jumbos and camels
And all kinds of mammals

by kidder Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:56 pm

The circus had brought a big top
And the whole town just came to a stop
They had jumbos and camels
And all kinds of mammals
But the highwire was just a big flop.

The wire was only four feet from the ground

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