Re: Limericks

by feathers Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:11 pm

For she was also a world renowned pugilist
And was third on the national feudal list
When starting a fued
She was often imbued
With inspiration for using her huge right fist.

Yes, t'was always the right hook that got 'em

by Guest Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:08 pm

Yes, t'was always the right hook that got 'em
All comers were floored the, god rot 'em

by Chas Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:14 pm

Yes, t'was always the right hook that got 'em
All comers were floored the, god rot 'em
As a Southpaw she'd failed

by Guest Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:39 pm

Yes, t'was always the right hook that got 'em
All comers were floored the, god rot 'em
As a Southpaw she'd failed
with her left hand impaled

by Chas Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:58 pm

Yes, t'was always the right hook that got 'em
All comers were floored the, god rot 'em
As a Southpaw she'd failed
with her left hand impaled
Causing her to fall hard on her bottom.

Thus enraged, she came back, with a vengance

by Guest Wed Mar 11, 2009 7:34 pm

Thus enraged, she came back, with a vengance
Driving, as you, do two big traction engines

by feathers Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:48 pm

Thus enraged, she came back, with a vengance
Driving, as you, do two big traction engines
Her intentions were clear

by Guest Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:12 pm

Thus enraged, she came back, with a vengance
Driving, as you, do two big traction engines
Her intentions were clear
And their hearts filled with fear

by feathers Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:35 pm

Thus enraged, she came back, with a vengance
Driving, as you, do two big traction engines
Her intentions were clear
And their hearts filled with fear
For she sought to avenge her great grievance.

The look on her face it was thunderous

by Guest Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:05 am

The look on her face it was thunderous
And we all felt the earth quaking under us

by VickyS Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:36 pm

The look on her face it was thunderous
And we all felt the earth quaking under us
She raised her left hand

by Chas Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:42 pm

The look on her face it was thunderous
And we all felt the earth quaking under us
She raised her left hand
(Accompanied by the Royal Marine Band)

by Guest Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:17 pm

The look on her face it was thunderous
And we all felt the earth quaking under us
She raised her left hand
(Accompanied by the Royal Marine Band)
And aimed with her trusty big blunderbuss.

The people around, they all scattered

by VickyS Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:16 pm

The people around, they all scattered
She fired the gun, windows shattered!

by Guest Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:35 pm

The people around, they all scattered
She fired the gun, windows shattered!
There was glass everywhere

by Chas Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:52 pm

The people around, they all scattered
She fired the gun, windows shattered!
There was glass everywhere
'Though she did not care

by VickyS Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:40 pm

The people around, they all scattered
She fired the gun, windows shattered!
There was glass everywhere
'Though she did not care
She'd made her point, that's all that mattered

The police arrived, sirens blaring

by Chas Sat Mar 14, 2009 2:55 pm

The police arrived, sirens blaring
So she looked sweet, fluffy and caring

by feathers Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:50 pm

The police arrived, sirens blaring
So she looked sweet, fluffy and caring
Still, they took her away

by VickyS Sat Mar 14, 2009 4:45 pm

The police arrived, sirens blaring
So she looked sweet, fluffy and caring
Still, they took her away
To her utter dismay

by feathers Sat Mar 14, 2009 5:03 pm

The police arrived, sirens blaring
So she looked sweet, fluffy and caring
Still, they took her away
To her utter dismay
And soon a prison cell she was sharing.

Her cell-mate, an old lady from Scotland

by Guest Sun Mar 15, 2009 9:22 am

Her cell-mate, an old lady from Scotland
Pretended to come from a hot land

by feathers Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:18 pm

Her cell-mate, an old lady from Scotland
Pretended to come from a hot land
She said "I'm from Oz"

by kidder Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:33 pm

Her cell-mate, an old lady from Scotland
Pretended to come from a hot land
She said "I'm from Oz"
Wherever that woz

by Old Coot Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:40 pm

Her cell-mate, an old lady from Scotland
Pretended to come from a hot land
She said "I'm from Oz"
Wherever that woz
And I used to sing in a band

Although she was taken aback

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