Re: Limericks

by kidder Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:46 am

Miss Moneypenny! What are you doing?
That's my beer that all day I've been brewing!
Have a drink if you like
And a ride on my bike
And then we can get on with the screwing!

Do you love me or is it just lust?

by Guest Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:50 am

Do you love me or is it just lust?
Romance is for me now a must

by VickyS Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:08 am

Do you love me or is it just lust?
Romance is for me now a must
I like to be woo'd

by kidder Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:29 pm

Do you love me or is it just lust?
Romance is for me now a must
I like to be woo'd
And a little bit rude

by Guest Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:30 pm

Do you love me or is it just lust?
Romance is for me now a must
I like to be woo'd
And a little bit rude
So I think it should all be discussed.

Shall we meet in some flowery arbour?

by feathers Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:10 pm

Shall we meet in some flowery arbour?
Or watch the sunset from down by the harbour?

by kidder Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:35 pm

Shall we meet in some flowery arbour?
Or watch the sunset from down by the harbour?
We can just hold hands

by VickyS Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:52 pm

Shall we meet in some flowery arbour?
Or watch the sunset from down by the harbour?
We can just hold hands
And walk through the sands

by feathers Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:18 pm

Shall we meet in some flowery arbour?
Or watch the sunset from down by the harbour?
We can just hold hands
And walk through the sands
Yes, let's elope to Addis Ababa!

There, 'neath the moon, we'll get married

by kidder Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:49 pm

There, 'neath the moon, we'll get married
Over life's threshold you shall be carried

by feathers Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:51 pm

There, 'neath the moon, we'll get married
Over life's threshold you shall be carried
What a night it will be!

by kidder Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:55 pm

There, 'neath the moon, we'll get married
Over life's threshold you shall be carried
What a night it will be!
Just stars and you and me!

by feathers Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:10 pm

There, 'neath the moon, we'll get married
Over life's threshold you shall be carried
What a night it will be!
Just stars and you and me!
Let's hope by The Law we're not harried.

For we're doing nothing illegal

by kidder Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:55 pm

For we're doing nothing illegal
And you look particularly regal

by feathers Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:59 pm

For we're doing nothing illegal
And you look particularly regal
I feel like a queen

by VickyS Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:06 pm

For we're doing nothing illegal
And you look particularly regal
I feel like a queen
So tall and serene

by feathers Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:15 pm

For we're doing nothing illegal
And you look particularly regal
I feel like a queen
So tall and serene
Ooops! Watch out for that seagull!

The hungry bird flew down and pecked her

by kidder Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:35 pm

The hungry bird flew down and pecked her
With bird flu it managed to infect her

by feathers Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:32 pm

The hungry bird flew down and pecked her
With bird flu it managed to infect her
She sneezed and she coughed

by kidder Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:07 pm

The hungry bird flew down and pecked her
With bird flu it managed to infect her
She sneezed and she coughed
in a tissue so soft

by feathers Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:14 pm

The hungry bird flew down and pecked her
With bird flu it managed to infect her
She sneezed and she coughed
in a tissue so soft
So the doctor then had to inject her.....

With Tamiflu, which should make her better

by kidder Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:25 pm

With Tamiflu, which should make her better
Though her tissues got wetter and wetter

by feathers Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:47 pm

With Tamiflu, which should make her better
Though her tissues got wetter and wetter
She retired to her bed

by kidder Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:50 pm

With Tamiflu, which should make her better
Though her tissues got wetter and wetter
She retired to her bed
And her friend whisper-ed

by feathers Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:00 pm

With Tamiflu, which should make her better
Though her tissues got wetter and wetter
She retired to her bed
And her friend whisper-ed
'Want a go on my new Lambretta?'

So they rode all the way down to Brighton

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