Re: Limericks

by Guest Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:35 am

The wire was only four feet from the ground
You could get on with just a small bound

by kidder Sat Aug 01, 2009 8:07 pm

The wire was only four feet from the ground
You could get on with just a small bound
But the poor girl slipped

by Guest Sun Aug 02, 2009 9:06 am

The wire was only four feet from the ground
You could get on with just a small bound
But the poor girl slipped
And backwards she flipped

by feathers Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:07 pm

The wire was only four feet from the ground
You could get on with just a small bound
But the poor girl slipped
And backwards she flipped
On her back...t'was a sickening sound.....

The clown scraped her up off the grass

by Guest Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:01 pm

The clown scraped her up off the grass
And wiped all the green off her *ss

by kidder Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:58 pm

The clown scraped her up off the grass
And wiped all the green off her *ss
And while he was there

by feathers Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:00 pm

The clown scraped her up off the grass
And wiped all the green off her *ss
And while he was there
With ten minutes to spare

by kidder Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:09 pm

The clown scraped her up off the grass
And wiped all the green off her *ss
And while he was there
With ten minutes to spare
He had it away with the lass.

And now that she has a great lump.

by Guest Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:41 pm

And now that she has a great lump
He deserves a whopping great thump

by feathers Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:30 pm

And now that she has a great lump
He deserves a whopping great thump
From her old-fashioned Dad

by kidder Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:33 pm

And now that she has a great lump
He deserves a whopping great thump
From her old-fashioned Dad
'Cos he's been really bad

by feathers Sat Aug 08, 2009 11:07 pm

And now that she has a great lump
He deserves a whopping great thump
From her old-fashioned Dad
'Cos he's been really bad
And behaved like an out-and-out chump.

To please Dad, she's agreed to get married

by Chas Sun Aug 09, 2009 1:38 pm

To please Dad, she's agreed to get married
But the clown, regrets now, that he'd tarried

by kidder Sun Aug 09, 2009 3:57 pm

To please Dad, she's agreed to get married
But the clown, regrets now, that he'd tarried
So, by the light of a torch

by Chas Sun Aug 09, 2009 4:49 pm

To please Dad, she's agreed to get married
But the clown, regrets now, that he'd tarried
So, by the light of a torch
He fled from her porch

by feathers Sun Aug 09, 2009 10:34 pm

To please Dad, she's agreed to get married
But the clown, regrets now, that he'd tarried
So, by the light of a torch
He fled from her porch
Away with him her good name he carried.

In disgrace, she was shunned by the neighbours

by Guest Mon Aug 10, 2009 9:08 am

In disgrace, she was shunned by the neighbours
And, like Herakles, given some labours

by Chas Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:05 pm

In disgrace, she was shunned by the neighbours
And, like Herakles, given some labours
Worse than poor Sisyphus

by Guest Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:42 pm

In disgrace, she was shunned by the neighbours
And, like Herakles, given some labours
Worse than poor Sisyphus
And famed Tantalus

by feathers Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:45 pm

In disgrace, she was shunned by the neighbours
And, like Herakles, given some labours
Worse than poor Sisyphus
And famed Tantalus
Hers involved sharpening sabres...

..for the circus's sword-throwing team

by kidder Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:01 pm

..for the circus's sword-throwing team
Who appeared as if in a dream

by VickyS Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:31 pm

..for the circus's sword-throwing team
Who appeared as if in a dream
They carefully took aim

by Chas Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:54 pm

..for the circus's sword-throwing team
Who appeared as if in a dream
They carefully took aim
Hoping to not injure or maim

by Guest Wed Aug 12, 2009 8:00 pm

..for the circus's sword-throwing team
Who appeared as if in a dream
They carefully took aim
Hoping to not injure or maim
And worked up a full head of steam.

Their target then started to tremble

by Chas Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:01 pm

Their target then started to tremble
And shambolically began to dissemble

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