Re: Limericks

by VickyS Tue May 05, 2009 3:00 pm

On the whole, one would think that that's fair
And should of course lead one to declare
That when all's said and done
You just wanted some fun

by kidder Tue May 05, 2009 4:46 pm

On the whole, one would think that that's fair
And should of course lead one to declare
That when all's said and done
You just wanted some fun
And decided to leave your a*se bare!

When arrested for wilful exposure

by feathers Thu May 07, 2009 9:46 pm

When arrested for wilful exposure
The magistrate just wanted closure

by kidder Thu May 07, 2009 9:50 pm

When arrested for wilful exposure
The magistrate just wanted closure
He said "Cover your ass"!

by feathers Thu May 07, 2009 9:51 pm

When arrested for wilful exposure
The magistrate just wanted closure
He said "Cover your ass"!
"And pay up some brass

by kidder Thu May 07, 2009 9:59 pm

When arrested for wilful exposure
The magistrate just wanted closure
He said "Cover your ass"!
"And pay up some brass"
While I gather myself some composure

Is it warm in this room or just me?

by feathers Sat May 09, 2009 10:15 pm

Is it warm in this room or just me?
We'll be here for a while I can see

by VickyS Sat May 09, 2009 10:32 pm

Is it warm in this room or just me?
We'll be here for a while I can see
So I'll take off my coat

by feathers Sat May 09, 2009 10:34 pm

Is it warm in this room or just me?
We'll be here for a while I can see
So I'll take off my coat
Take the scarf from my throat

by VickyS Sun May 10, 2009 9:44 pm

Is it warm in this room or just me?
We'll be here for a while I can see
So I'll take off my coat
Take the scarf from my throat
And sit down with a nice cup of tea

While I'm waiting I'll watch the T.V.

by kidder Sun May 10, 2009 9:49 pm

While I'm waiting I'll watch the T.V.
Though Big Brother is just not for me.

by VickyS Mon May 11, 2009 10:05 pm

While I'm waiting I'll watch the T.V.
Though Big Brother is just not for me.
I like a good laugh

by Guest Tue May 12, 2009 12:12 pm

While I'm waiting I'll watch the T.V.
Though Big Brother is just not for me.
I like a good laugh
Which sounds different down sarf

by kidder Tue May 12, 2009 2:52 pm

While I'm waiting I'll watch the T.V.
Though Big Brother is just not for me.
I like a good laugh
Which sounds different down sarf
Cos my accent is straight from Dundee.

I'm a Scot you can see, with a kilt

by feathers Tue May 12, 2009 3:51 pm

I'm a Scot you can see, with a kilt
Soused in whisky right up to the hilt

by Guest Tue May 12, 2009 6:00 pm

I'm a Scot you can see, with a kilt
Soused in whisky right up to the hilt
My pibroch's a blast

by kidder Wed May 13, 2009 10:27 pm

I'm a Scot you can see, with a kilt
Soused in whisky right up to the hilt
My pibroch's a blast
But I know it won't last.

by feathers Thu May 14, 2009 11:50 am

I'm a Scot you can see, with a kilt
Soused in whisky right up to the hilt
My pibroch's a blast
But I know it won't last.
'Cos I get out of puff and just wilt.

Still, I know just the thing to revive me

by Guest Thu May 14, 2009 12:44 pm

Still, I know just the thing to revive me
A snifter behind the old library

by kidder Thu May 14, 2009 5:58 pm

Still, I know just the thing to revive me
A snifter behind the old library
Two fingers will do

by VickyS Thu May 14, 2009 8:15 pm

Still, I know just the thing to revive me
A snifter behind the old library
Two fingers will do
Of finest Scotch brew

by kidder Thu May 14, 2009 8:26 pm

Still, I know just the thing to revive me
A snifter behind the old library
Two fingers will do
Of finest Scotch brew
And a book of old Rabbie's poetry.

'Come, let me take thee to my breast'

by Guest Sat May 16, 2009 9:44 am

'Come, let me take thee to my breast'
As young Lochinvar has come out of the west

by feathers Sat May 16, 2009 9:39 pm

'Come, let me take thee to my breast'
As young Lochinvar has come out of the west
Burns or Scott, take your choice

by kidder Sat May 16, 2009 10:31 pm

'Come, let me take thee to my breast'
As young Lochinvar has come out of the west
Burns or Scott, take your choice
Or maybe even Max Boyce

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