Re: Limericks

by feathers Sat May 16, 2009 11:11 pm

'Come, let me take thee to my breast'
As young Lochinvar has come out of the west
Burns or Scott, take your choice
Or maybe even Max Boyce
Yes, his 'Hymns and Arias' were best!

I've never met anyone so Welsh

by kidder Sun May 17, 2009 10:12 am

I've never met anyone so Welsh
Nor one with quite so loud a belch

by Guest Sun May 17, 2009 10:15 am

I've never met anyone so Welsh
Nor one with quite so loud a belch
He smells like a leek

by feathers Sun May 17, 2009 10:09 pm

I've never met anyone so Welsh
Nor one with quite so loud a belch
He smells like a leek
And is so full of cheek

by Guest Tue May 19, 2009 9:23 am

I've never met anyone so Welsh
Nor one with quite so loud a belch
He smells like a leek
And is so full of cheek
Looking just like that Buntersome Quelch

All day he sings Land of My Fathers

by feathers Tue May 19, 2009 4:00 pm

All day he sings Land of My Fathers
In the bath, whilst his body he lathers

by Guest Tue May 19, 2009 4:41 pm

All day he sings Land of My Fathers
In the bath, whilst his body he lathers
And next there's a chorus

by VickyS Tue May 19, 2009 8:31 pm

All day he sings Land of My Fathers
In the bath, whilst his body he lathers
And next there's a chorus
From Roget's Thesaurus

by Guest Wed May 20, 2009 10:53 pm

All day he sings Land of My Fathers
In the bath, whilst his body he lathers
And next there's a chorus
From Roget's Thesaurus
And a load of old nonsense he blathers.

He waxes lyrical on the valleys

by feathers Wed May 20, 2009 10:58 pm

He waxes lyrical on the valleys
As down the High Street forth he sallies

by Guest Wed May 20, 2009 11:01 pm

He waxes lyrical on the valleys
As down the High Street forth he sallies
All the women avoid him

by Guest Wed May 27, 2009 10:00 am

As we seemed stuck, I'v edited the above.

by feathers Wed May 27, 2009 4:11 pm

He waxes lyrical on the valleys
As down the High Street forth he sallies
All the women avoid him
It has really annoyed him

by Guest Thu May 28, 2009 8:49 am

He waxes lyrical on the valleys
As down the High Street forth he sallies
All the women avoid him
It has really annoyed him
That people throw stuff at his rallies.

But onward he ploughs with no fear

by kidder Thu May 28, 2009 10:54 am

But onward he ploughs with no fear
With furrows to front and to rear

by Guest Thu May 28, 2009 5:54 pm

But onward he ploughs with no fear
With furrows to front and to rear
And Blodwyn, she says

by kidder Sun May 31, 2009 6:41 pm

But onward he ploughs with no fear
With furrows to front and to rear
And Blodwyn, she says
They're all full of praise

by Guest Sun May 31, 2009 6:55 pm

But onward he ploughs with no fear
With furrows to front and to rear
And Blodwyn, she says
They're all full of praise
Since he's launched on a brand new career.

For now he's the first Welsh chess champion

by kidder Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:19 pm

For now he's the first Welsh chess champion
And so has supplanted the rather camp Ian

by feathers Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:07 pm

For now he's the first Welsh chess champion
And so has supplanted the rather camp Ian
Though he won fair and square

by kidder Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:44 pm

For now he's the first Welsh chess champion
And so has supplanted the rather camp Ian
Though he won fair and square
And he fell off his chair

by feathers Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:49 pm

For now he's the first Welsh chess champion
And so has supplanted the rather camp Ian
Though he won fair and square
And he fell off his chair
He now plays for West Bromwich Albion.

Of course football is his first priority

by Guest Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:51 pm

(that last was a cracker, Joy!)

Of course football is his first priority
In the vote for best goal he had quite a majority

by feathers Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:12 pm

(cheers Lydia! )

Of course football is his first priority
In the vote for best goal he had quite a majority
When named 'Man of the Match'

by Guest Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:42 pm

Of course football is his first priority
In the vote for best goal he had quite a majority
When named 'Man of the Match'
He sang a short snatch

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