Re: Limericks

by kidder Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:22 pm

It's odd to see ducks on the sea
It really ain't where they should be
So, it's tempting to say

by Old Coot Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:21 pm

It's odd to see ducks on the sea
It really ain't where they should be
So, it's tempting to say
That they might fly away

by VickyS Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:10 pm

It's odd to see ducks on the sea
It really ain't where they should be
So, it's tempting to say
That they might fly away
And land in a tall apple tree.

Gently gliding around on the water

by Guest Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:15 am

Gently gliding around on the water
They do what a duck really oughter

by feathers Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:53 pm

Gently gliding around on the water
They do what a duck really oughter
Then have ducklings galore

by Guest Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:25 pm

Gently gliding around on the water
They do what a duck really oughter
Then have ducklings galore
Who sit on the shore

by feathers Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:49 pm

Gently gliding around on the water
They do what a duck really oughter
Then have ducklings galore
Who sit on the shore
And grow fat from gorging on xorta.

In some places these ducks are so tame

by Guest Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:37 pm

In some places these ducks are so tame
They perform certain numbers from Fame

by feathers Sat Feb 21, 2009 4:43 pm

In some places these ducks are so tame
They perform certain numbers from Fame
Though all-singing, all-dancing

by Chas Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:24 pm

In some places these ducks are so tame
They perform certain numbers from Fame
Though all-singing, all-dancing
They are waddling, not prancing!

by Guest Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:19 pm

In some places these ducks are so tame
They perform certain numbers from Fame
Though all-singing, all-dancing
They are waddling, not prancing!
And the drakes, when allowed, will declaim.

Their favourites are bits from the Bard

by feathers Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:00 pm

Their favourites are bits from the Bard
In 'The Tempest' they're said to have starred

by Guest Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:53 am

Their favourites are bits from the Bard
In 'The Tempest' they're said to have starred
Their perf in the storm

by VickyS Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:21 pm

Their favourites are bits from the Bard
In 'The Tempest' they're said to have starred
Their perf in the storm
Was not quite the norm

by Old Coot Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:42 pm

Their favourites are bits from the Bard
In 'The Tempest' they're said to have starred
Their perf in the storm
Was not quite the norm
And the Ref gave them all a red card

There was an old goat from the midlands

by Chas Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:29 pm

There was an old goat from the midlands
Who wanted it renamed as "Kidderlands"!

by feathers Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:42 pm

There was an old goat from the midlands
Who wanted it renamed as "Kidderlands"!
But the Council turned stroppy

by VickyS Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:54 pm

There was an old goat from the midlands
Who wanted it renamed as "Kidderlands"!
But the Council turned stroppy
And the goat, he went floppy

by feathers Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:40 pm

There was an old goat from the midlands
Who wanted it renamed as "Kidderlands"!
But the Council turned stroppy
And the goat, he went floppy
And fell to the floor wringing his hands.

They sent for the vet to revive him

by Old Coot Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:43 pm

They sent for the vet to revive him
But the guy was incedibly dim

by Chas Sun Mar 01, 2009 5:07 pm

They sent for the vet to revive him
But the guy was incedibly dim
Showing no spark of intellect

by kidder Sun Mar 01, 2009 6:09 pm

They sent for the vet to revive him
But the guy was incredibly dim
Showing no spark of intellect
Save that of an insect

by Old Coot Sun Mar 01, 2009 8:01 pm

They sent for the vet to revive him
But the guy was incredibly dim
Showing no spark of intellect
Save that of an insect
Who was also incredibly prim

There was a white duck on a pond

by kidder Sun Mar 01, 2009 8:23 pm

There was a white duck on a pond
Who tangled her foot in a frond

by Chas Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:22 am

There was a white duck on a pond
Who tangled her foot in a frond
So, when she up-tailed

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