Re: Limericks

by feathers Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:41 pm

The car ended up in the drinks aisle
Still no cause for Katerina to smile
She glared at our Coot

by kidder Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:27 pm

The car ended up in the drinks aisle
Still no cause for Katerina to smile
She glared at our Coot
Then gave him the boot

by Guest Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:22 pm

The car ended up in the drinks aisle
Still no cause for Katerina to smile
She glared at our Coot
Then gave him the boot
With a string of long words, full of bile.

Old Coot was ashamed as could be

by kidder Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:25 pm

Old Coot was ashamed as could be
And slunk off to the Akrogiali

by Guest Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:57 pm

Old Coot was ashamed as could be
And slunk off to the Akrogiali
But the gaff it was shut

by kidder Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:24 pm

Old Coot was ashamed as could be
And slunk off to the Akrogiali
But the gaff it was shut
And OC did his nut

by Old Coot Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:17 pm

Old Coot was ashamed as could be
And slunk off to the Akrogiali
But the gaff it was shut
And OC did his nut
And threw his hat in the sea

Oh what have done you old coot

by kidder Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:18 pm

Oh what have done you old coot
You should be a touch more astute

by feathers Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:21 pm

Oh what have done you old coot
You should be a touch more astute
It's time to say sorry

by kidder Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:46 pm

Oh what have done you old coot
You should be a touch more astute
It's time to say sorry
And climb on the lorry

by feathers Thu Apr 30, 2009 12:02 pm

Oh what have done you old coot
You should be a touch more astute
It's time to say sorry
And climb on the lorry
'Cos that old hat the sea will pollute.

What's more, the ducks may well eat it

by Guest Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:06 pm

What's more, the ducks may well eat it
You really are such a big eeejit

by feathers Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:07 pm

What's more, the ducks may well eat it
You really are such a big eeejit
They'll all get bad tums

by VickyS Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:17 pm

What's more, the ducks may well eat it
You really are such a big eeejit
They'll all get bad tums
And maybe sore bums

by kidder Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:06 pm

What's more, the ducks may well eat it
You really are such a big eeejit
They'll all get bad tums
And maybe sore bums
When they finally manage to sheetit

Your hat will smell of duck poo

by Guest Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:12 pm

Your hat will smell of duck poo
With a hint of some old vindaloo

by kidder Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:15 pm

Your hat will smell of duck poo
With a hint of some old vindaloo
And in the hat band

by feathers Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:31 pm

Your hat will smell of duck poo
With a hint of some old vindaloo
And in the hat band
Will be four pounds of sand

by kidder Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:36 pm

Your hat will smell of duck poo
With a hint of some old vindaloo
And in the hat band
Will be four pounds of sand
Twelve nub ends and a bowl of thick stew.

Your family and friends will walk well behind

by Guest Fri May 01, 2009 8:16 pm

Your family and friends will walk well behind
And, although, by and large, you're quite kind

by feathers Sat May 02, 2009 9:00 pm

Your family and friends will walk well behind
And, although, by and large, you're quite kind
You will not tolerate

by kidder Sat May 02, 2009 10:03 pm

Your family and friends will walk well behind
And, although, by and large, you're quite kind
You will not tolerate
Those who berate

by Guest Sun May 03, 2009 8:34 am

Your family and friends will walk well behind
And, although, by and large, you're quite kind
You will not tolerate
Those who berate
When you feel that you're being maligned

On the whole, one would think that that's fair

by kidder Tue May 05, 2009 1:01 pm

On the whole, one would think that that's fair
And should of course lead one to declare

by feathers Tue May 05, 2009 2:20 pm

On the whole, one would think that that's fair
And should of course lead one to declare
That when all's said and done

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