Re: Limericks

by Guest Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:55 am

But I'm certainly much less than trim
'That's not what I remember' says Jim
Do you need some new specs?
He's gallant I suspects

by Chas Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:33 pm

Perhaps it's time for a nip and a tuck
To compete with a certain trim duck
Who's outline is neat

by Guest Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:34 pm

Chas - you've got it all tangled!!!

by feathers Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:26 pm

But I'm certainly much less than trim
'That's not what I remember' says Jim
Do you need some new specs?
He's gallant I suspects
Yes, that's par from a cool cat like him!

Takes me back to our meeting in Steki

by kidder Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:10 pm

Takes me back to our meeting in Steki
It was in the Meltemi, but what the hecki

by Guest Sun Apr 26, 2009 11:18 am

Takes me back to our meeting in Steki
It was in the Meltemi, but what the hecki
The Mythos was cold

by kidder Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:27 pm

Takes me back to our meeting in Steki
It was in the Meltemi, but what the hecki
The Mythos was cold
And the Coot was Old

by feathers Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:46 pm

Takes me back to our meeting in Steki
It was in the Meltemi, but what the hecki
The Mythos was cold
And the Coot was Old
Ee! I made a mistake, thumping ecky!

Indeed, Yianni plied us all with drinkies

by kidder Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:57 pm

Indeed, Yianni plied us all with drinkies
And we sipped elegantly, showing pinkies

by feathers Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:01 pm

Indeed, Yianni plied us all with drinkies
And we sipped elegantly, showing pinkies
We were all very shy (except for Cootie, of course!)

by Guest Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:33 pm

Indeed, Yianni plied us all with drinkies
And we sipped elegantly, showing pinkies
We were all very shy
And we drank the place dry

by kidder Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:27 pm

Indeed, Yianni plied us all with drinkies
And we sipped elegantly, showing pinkies
We were all very shy
And we drank the place dry
Then we all walked a way making stinkies!

Coot tripped as he strolled the promenade

by Guest Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:29 pm

Coot tripped as he strolled the promenade
When he fell, hit the ground very hard

by kidder Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:25 pm

Coot tripped as he strolled the promenade
When he fell, hit the ground very hard
But he bounced

by Guest Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:00 am

Coot tripped as he strolled the promenade
When he fell, hit the ground very hard
But he bounced
And then he announced

by VickyS Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:40 pm

Coot tripped as he strolled the promenade
When he fell, hit the ground very hard
But he bounced
And then he announced
"What's in a name? Well, I am the Bard"

He stood up and began speaking in verse

by feathers Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:17 pm

He stood up and began speaking in verse
Fluffed his lines, then did nothing but curse

by Guest Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:47 pm

He stood up and began speaking in verse
Fluffed his lines, then did nothing but curse,
The words that he said

by kidder Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:19 pm

He stood up and began speaking in verse
Fluffed his lines, then did nothing but curse,
The words that he said
Made Feathers go red!

by feathers Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:38 pm

He stood up and began speaking in verse
Fluffed his lines, then did nothing but curse,
The words that he said
Made Feathers go red!
What he did next made things even worse!

While passing Friend K's supermarket

by kidder Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:55 pm

While passing Friend K's supermarket
In a car but with nowhere to park it

by feathers Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:58 pm

While passing Friend K's supermarket
In a car but with nowhere to park it
He mounted the steps

by kidder Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:51 pm

While passing Friend K's supermarket
In a car but with nowhere to park it
He mounted the steps
And Owl, she just wept

by feathers Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:31 am

While passing Friend K's supermarket
In a car but with nowhere to park it
He mounted the steps
And Owl, she just wept
That poor parrot just missed a direct hit!

The car ended up in the drinks aisle

by Guest Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:35 pm

The car ended up in the drinks aisle
Still no cause for Katerina to smile

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