Re: Limericks

by feathers Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:32 pm

And now that the country is ruined
Especially for those that are pensioned

by Chas Sat Feb 14, 2009 2:59 pm

And now that the country is ruined
Especially for those that are pensioned
As annuities decline

by kidder Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:07 pm

And now that the country is ruined
Especially for those that are pensioned
As annuities decline
What used to be mine

by Guest Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:18 pm

And now that the country is ruined
Especially for those that are pensioned
As annuities decline
What used to be mine
Is for some other bu**er intended.

But we surely should try not to mope

by feathers Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:33 pm

But we surely should try not to mope
Let's look for those green shoots, and hope

by Guest Sun Feb 15, 2009 6:46 pm

But we surely should try not to mope
Let's look for those green shoots, and hope
That things will get better

by kidder Sun Feb 15, 2009 8:17 pm

But we surely should try not to mope
Let's look for those green shoots, and hope
That things will get better
And we'll all get a letter

by Guest Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:32 am

But we surely should try not to mope
Let's look for those green shoots, and hope
That things will get better
And we'll all get a letter
Inviting us all to elope.

But really we just couldn't do it

by Chas Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:44 pm

But really we just couldn't do it
Primarily 'cos we'd all come to rue it!

by Guest Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:54 pm

But really we just couldn't do it
Primarily 'cos we'd all come to rue it!
What would our mates say?

by Chas Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:20 pm

But really we just couldn't do it
Primarily 'cos we'd all come to rue it!
What would our mates say?
"Take her off, right away!"

{With apologies to Richard.} Wink

by Guest Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:29 pm

But really we just couldn't do it
Primarily 'cos we'd all come to rue it!
What would our mates say?
"Take her off, right away!"
Well Chas, you just went and blew it.

As the age of chivalry is dead

by Old Coot Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:58 pm

As the age of chivalry is dead
I'm slowly going out of my head

by VickyS Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:12 pm

As the age of chivalry is dead
I'm slowly going out of my head
Where will it all end?

by kidder Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:41 pm

As the age of chivalry is dead
I'm slowly going out of my head
Where will it all end?
Can I phone a friend?

by feathers Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:09 pm

As the age of chivalry is dead
I'm slowly going out of my head
Where will it all end?
Can I phone a friend?
No-one knows the answer....'nuff said!

Let's talk about something more cheery

by kidder Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:11 pm

Let's talk about something more cheery
And what could that be then Dearie?

by feathers Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:16 pm

Let's talk about something more cheery
And what could that be then Dearie?
Let's talk about ducks

by Guest Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:30 am

Let's talk about something more cheery
And what could that be then Dearie?
Let's talk about ducks
Well, it's better than trucks

by VickyS Wed Feb 18, 2009 3:22 pm

Let's talk about something more cheery
And what could that be then Dearie?
Let's talk about ducks
Well, it's better than trucks
Or a weird political theory.

Let's talk about ducks, well where shall we start?

by Chas Wed Feb 18, 2009 4:00 pm

Let's talk about ducks, well where shall we start?
Shall it be from the head or the heart?

by Guest Wed Feb 18, 2009 4:52 pm

Let's talk about ducks, well where shall we start?
Shall it be from the head or the heart?
I don't want to eat either!

by feathers Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:18 pm

Let's talk about ducks, well where shall we start?
Shall it be from the head or the heart?
I don't want to eat either!
Oh no! Nor me neither! (Sorry! Terrible grammar )

by Guest Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:43 pm

Let's talk about ducks, well where shall we start?
Shall it be from the head or the heart?
I don't want to eat either!
Oh no! Nor me neither!
I think we should dine a la carte.

It's odd to see ducks on the sea

by Chas Thu Feb 19, 2009 5:22 pm

It's odd to see ducks on the sea
It really ain't where they should be

Who was saying, what, about grammar?

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