Re: Limericks

by kidder Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:05 pm

Of all of the people lost on it
One was busy, reciting a sonnet
He had spoken three lines

by Old Coot Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:48 pm

Of all of the people lost on it
One was busy, reciting a sonnet
He had spoken three lines
when he tripped on tram lines

by Chas Fri Jan 30, 2009 3:38 pm

Of all of the people lost on it
One was busy, reciting a sonnet
He had spoken three lines
when he tripped on tram lines
And plunged downwards, screaming "Doggooooooooooooooooooooooonit!"

Thus, were we spared from some terrible doggerel

by Guest Sun Feb 01, 2009 12:36 am

Thus, were we spared from some terrible doggerel
And his wife she went home to their hoggerel

by kidder Sun Feb 01, 2009 12:39 pm

Thus, were we spared from some terrible doggerel
And his wife she went home to their hoggerel
Whose name was called Shaun

by Chas Sun Feb 01, 2009 2:40 pm

Thus, were we spared from some terrible doggerel
And his wife she went home to their hoggerel
Whose name was called Shaun
Nurtured solely for brawn

by Guest Sun Feb 01, 2009 4:15 pm

Thus, were we spared from some terrible doggerel
And his wife she went home to their hoggerel
Whose name was called Shaun
Nurtured solely for brawn
Like her brother, a Spanish tree logger - El

Gordo was his name, like his father

by kidder Sun Feb 01, 2009 9:11 pm

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(el)Gordo was his name, like his father
Put a pound on the Irish if you'd rather

by Guest Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:15 am

(el)Gordo was his name, like his father
Put a pound on the Irish if you'd rather
They're great with an axe

by Chas Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:44 pm

(el)Gordo was his name, like his father
Put a pound on the Irish if you'd rather
They're great with an axe
Showing off their six-packs

by Guest Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:39 pm

(el)Gordo was his name, like his father
Put a pound on the Irish if you'd rather
They're great with an axe
Showing off their six-packs
But their wine-opening, what a palaver!

Champagne has never been what they drink

by Chas Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:32 pm

Champagne has never been what they drink
Guinness goes down, though, without a blink

by feathers Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:59 pm

Champagne has never been what they drink
Guinness goes down, though, without a blink
When the landlord calls time

by Guest Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:05 pm

Champagne has never been what they drink
Guinness goes down, though, without a blink
When the landlord calls time
They all say in mime

by Chas Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:08 pm

Champagne has never been what they drink
Guinness goes down, though, without a blink
When the landlord calls time
They all say in mime
....... ... ..... . .... .. ..... .......... {with thanks to Marcel Marceau.}

After mopping the the floor, the bartender

by Guest Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:21 pm

After mopping the the floor, the bartender
Sang 'Yes, I'm the Great Pretender'

by kidder Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:41 pm

After mopping the the floor, the bartender
Sang 'Yes, I'm the Great Pretender'
Though I was once banker

by Chas Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:51 pm

After mopping the the floor, the bartender
Sang 'Yes, I'm the Great Pretender'
Though I was once banker
And then drove a tanker

by Guest Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:10 pm

After mopping the the floor, the bartender
Sang 'Yes, I'm the Great Pretender'
Though I was once banker
And then drove a tanker
And went on a bloomin great bender.

My career it was lying in ruins

by feathers Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:02 pm

My career it was lying in ruins
I looked for a job at some new inns

by Chas Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:30 pm

My career it was lying in ruins
I looked for a job at some new inns
But Wetherspoons said "NO!"

by Guest Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:33 pm

My career it was lying in ruins
I looked for a job at some new inns
But Wetherspoons said "NO!"
With your hair in a bow

by Chas Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:55 pm

My career it was lying in ruins
I looked for a job at some new inns
But Wetherspoons said "NO!"
"With your hair in a bow
You're as attractive as last night's stale spewin's :!:"

The Binge Boozers that we choose to supply

by VickyS Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:31 pm

The Binge Boozers that we choose to supply
Offer lunches such as chips and pork pie

by feathers Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:53 pm

The Binge Boozers that we choose to supply
Offer lunches such as chips and pork pie
They love their strong lager

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