Re: Limericks

by Old Coot Mon Mar 02, 2009 7:43 pm

There was a white duck on a pond
Who tangled her foot in a frond
So, when she up-tailed
The passers by wailed

by feathers Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:55 pm

There was a white duck on a pond
Who tangled her foot in a frond
So, when she up-tailed
The passers by wailed
'It looks like the back of beyond!'

Her tail feathers were trapped in the weed

by VickyS Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:46 pm

Her tail feathers were trapped in the weed
Her plight, it was wretched indeed

by Chas Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:33 pm

Her tail feathers were trapped in the weed
Her plight, it was wretched indeed
Oh, so tragic, she looked

by Guest Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:48 pm

Her tail feathers were trapped in the weed
Her plight, it was wretched indeed
Oh, so tragic, she looked
She'd be better off cooked

by Chas Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:57 pm

Her tail feathers were trapped in the weed
Her plight, it was wretched indeed
Oh, so tragic, she looked
She'd be better off cooked
With plums, garlic and sesame seed :!:

Is Heston Bluementhal's "Duck" safely cooked?

by Old Coot Tue Mar 03, 2009 7:45 pm

Is Heston Bluementhal's "Duck" safely cooked?
Don't know, haven't recently looked

by kidder Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:36 pm

Is Heston Bluementhal's "Duck" safely cooked?
Don't know, haven't recently looked
Though it has come to the boil

by Chas Wed Mar 04, 2009 6:36 pm

Is Heston Bluementhal's "Duck" safely cooked?
Don't know, haven't recently looked
Though it has come to the boil
It's in miles of foil

by kidder Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:58 am

Is Heston Bluementhal's "Duck" safely cooked?
Don't know, haven't recently looked
Though it has come to the boil
It's in miles of foil
It's good job that we never booked.

Is there a recipe for roasted bacteria?

by VickyS Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:08 pm

Is there a recipe for roasted bacteria?
Like they serve in Heston's cafeteria

He can't sue us can he?

by kidder Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:14 pm

Is there a recipe for roasted bacteria?
Like they serve in Heston's cafeteria
Does it come with a sauce?

(I won't tell him if you don't)

by Chas Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:50 pm

Is there a recipe for roasted bacteria?
Like they serve in Heston's cafeteria
Does it come with a sauce?
You may wonder, of course.

by Guest Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:23 pm

Is there a recipe for roasted bacteria?
Like they serve in Heston's cafeteria
Does it come with a sauce?
You may wonder, of course.
As it comes with a dish of listeria.

He's know world wide for his porridge

by kidder Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:17 pm

He's known world wide for his porridge,
And his old maiden auntie from Dorridge

by feathers Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:41 pm

He's known world wide for his porridge,
And his old maiden auntie from Dorridge
Who knits all his jumpers

by kidder Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:47 pm

He's known world wide for his porridge,
And his old maiden auntie from Dorridge
Who knits all his jumpers
And drives diesel dumpers

by feathers Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:53 pm

He's known world wide for his porridge,
And his old maiden auntie from Dorridge
Who knits all his jumpers
And drives diesel dumpers
At high speed from Dorridge to Norridge.

On arriving at Norridge in Norfolk

by kidder Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:42 pm

On arriving at Norridge in Norfolk
She headed at once for the poor folk

by feathers Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:45 pm

On arriving at Norridge in Norfolk
She headed at once for the poor folk
They were so pleased to see her

by Guest Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:57 am

On arriving at Norridge in Norfolk
She headed at once for the poor folk
They were so pleased to see her
To her they would defer

by Chas Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:26 am

On arriving at Norridge in Norfolk
She headed at once for the poor folk
They were so pleased to see her
To her they would defer
Lest she hit them until their jaw broke!

For she was also a world renowned pugilist

by kidder Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:05 pm

For she was also a world renowned pugilist
And was third on the national feudal list

by Chas Fri Mar 06, 2009 4:09 pm

For she was also a world renowned pugilist
And was third on the national feudal list
When starting a fued

by kidder Fri Mar 06, 2009 4:56 pm

For she was also a world renowned pugilist
And was third on the national feudal list
When starting a fued
She was often imbued

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