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Post by kidder on Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:56 pm

But tapping it just didn't work right
Unscrewing it proved to be too tight

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Post by feathers on Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:07 pm

But tapping it just didn't work right
Unscrewing it proved to be too tight

So he used a bent pin

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Post by Old Coot on Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:18 pm

But tapping it just didn't work right
Unscrewing it proved to be too tight
So he used a bent pin

He just stuck it right in
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Post by kidder on Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:25 pm

But tapping it just didn't work right
Unscrewing it proved to be too tight
So he used a bent pin

He just stuck it right in
And switched off his neighbours loo light!


Now poo in the dark can be quite a lark

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Post by feathers on Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:00 pm

Now poo in the dark can be quite a lark
But there are pitfalls, to which you should hark

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Post by Guest on Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:14 pm

Now poo in the dark can be quite a lark
But there are pitfalls, to which you should hark

Whatever you do

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Post by kidder on Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:42 pm

Now poo in the dark can be quite a lark
But there are pitfalls, to which you should hark

Whatever you do
Don't drive in the loo

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Post by Guest on Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:51 pm

Now poo in the dark can be quite a lark
But there are pitfalls, to which you should hark
Whatever you do
Don't drive in the loo
Cos you won't find a good place to park


Reversing might be the best bet

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Post by kidder on Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:34 pm

Reversing might be the best bet
But beware if your tyres should get wet

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Post by Guest on Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:45 pm

Reversing might be the best bet
But beware if your tyres should get wet

As you might just go skidding

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Post by feathers on Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:47 pm

Reversing might be the best bet
But beware if your tyres should get wet
As you might just go skidding

Believe me, I'm not kidding!

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Post by Guest on Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:49 pm

Reversing might be the best bet
But beware if your tyres should get wet
As you might just go skidding
Believe me, I'm not kidding!

With woes then you will be beset.

It's better to go with the light on

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Post by feathers on Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:55 pm

It's better to go with the light on
Especially when living in Brighton

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Post by Guest on Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:57 pm

It's better to go with the light on
Especially when living in Brighton

It's right by the sea

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Post by feathers on Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:59 pm

It's better to go with the light on
Especially when living in Brighton
It's right by the sea

And they'll charge you a fee

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Re: Limericks

Post by Chas on Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:29 pm

It's better to go with the light on
Especially when living in Brighton
It's right by the sea
And they'll charge you a fee
To see Neptune, complete with his triton



The sea-life you find there is wonderous

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Post by Guest on Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:23 pm

The sea-life you find there is wonderous
And the noise the sea makes is quite thunderous

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Post by Old Coot on Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:46 pm

The sea-life you find there is wonderous
And the noise the sea makes is quite thunderous

It ebbs and it flows
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Post by Guest on Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:48 pm

The sea-life you find there is wonderous
And the noise the sea makes is quite thunderous
It ebbs and it flows
And, well, stone the crows

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Post by VickyS on Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:07 pm

The sea-life you find there is wonderous
And the noise the sea makes is quite thunderous
It ebbs and it flows
And, well, stone the crows
When we walk along the pier the sea's under us.


At the end of the pier is a scary ride

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Post by kidder on Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:00 pm

At the end of the pier is a scary ride
Folks get washed away by the incoming tide

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Post by Guest on Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:11 pm

At the end of the pier is a scary ride
Folks get washed away by the incoming tide

It's called Perfect Storm

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Post by Chas on Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:55 pm

At the end of the pier is a scary ride
Folks get washed away by the incoming tide
It's called Perfect Storm
And takes the devious form

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Post by Guest on Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:51 pm

At the end of the pier is a scary ride
Folks get washed away by the incoming tide
It's called Perfect Storm
And takes the devious form

Of a large hyperbolic plane slide

Of all of the people lost on it

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Post by Chas on Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:43 pm

Of all of the people lost on it
One was busy, reciting a sonnet

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