Re: Limericks

by Guest Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:00 am

But Edinburgh's where he hangs out
And goes poking his detective snout
He freezes in winter
And he used to be skinter
When his favourite tipple was stout.

As coldly the northern winds blow

by VickyS Mon Feb 09, 2009 2:29 pm

As coldly the northern winds blow
The country is covered in snow

by Guest Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:41 pm

As coldly the northern winds blow
The country is covered in snow
It freezes your toes

by kidder Mon Feb 09, 2009 4:10 pm

As coldly the northern winds blow
The country is covered in snow
It freezes your toes
And your gas bill grows

by Guest Mon Feb 09, 2009 4:32 pm

As coldly the northern winds blow
The country is covered in snow
It freezes your toes
And your gas bill grows
How we'll survive I just don't know!

And now we hear there's more to come

by feathers Mon Feb 09, 2009 4:41 pm

And now we hear there's more to come
Don't let it upset you old chum!

by Guest Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:51 pm

And now we hear there's more to come
Don't let it upset you old chum!
I hate the cold stuff

by feathers Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:25 pm

And now we hear there's more to come
Don't let it upset you old chum!
I hate the cold stuff
Yes, we've all had enough

by kidder Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:19 pm

And now we hear there's more to come
Don't let it upset you old chum!
I hate the cold stuff
Yes, we've all had enough
I've icicles now on my bum!

I hope it's not long till the thaw

by feathers Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:29 pm

I hope it's not long till the thaw
Not sitting down's such a bore

by Chas Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:24 pm

I hope it's not long till the thaw
Not sitting down's such a bore
When your assets are frozen

by Guest Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:41 pm

I hope it's not long till the thaw
Not sitting down's such a bore
When your assets are frozen
Life's not what you've chosen

by Chas Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:16 pm

I hope it's not long till the thaw
Not sitting down's such a bore
When your assets are frozen
Life's not what you've chosen
Are you thinking that breathing's a chore?

Don't despair 'cos you could be a banker!

by Guest Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:45 pm

Don't despair 'cos you could be a banker!
And we all think that they've pulled a flanker

by feathers Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:09 pm

Don't despair 'cos you could be a banker!
And we all think that they've pulled a flanker
Using all of our money

by Guest Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:21 pm

Don't despair 'cos you could be a banker!
And we all think that they've pulled a flanker
Using all of our money
It just isn't funny

by feathers Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:30 pm

Don't despair 'cos you could be a banker!
And we all think that they've pulled a flanker
Using all of our money
It just isn't funny
And now after t'old times we hanker.

Remember those cash books and ledgers?

by Guest Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:45 pm

Remember those cash books and ledgers?
All out on the counter in Pledgers (a shop in Newcastle in 50s)

by feathers Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:58 pm

Remember those cash books and ledgers?
All out on the counter in Pledgers (a shop in Newcastle in 50s)
You could see what was what

by Guest Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:32 pm

Remember those cash books and ledgers?
All out on the counter in Pledgers (a shop in Newcastle in 50s)
You could see what was what
And did not feel a clot

by Chas Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:32 pm

Remember those cash books and ledgers?
All out on the counter in Pledgers (a shop in Newcastle in 50s)
You could see what was what
And did not feel a clot
Now the senior staff are daft beggars!

They think that money's just about profits

by Guest Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:30 am

They think that money's just about profits
And how much they can grab with their mits

by Chas Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:26 pm

They think that money's just about profits
And how much they can grab with their mits
The only interest is their bonus

by feathers Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:24 pm

They think that money's just about profits
And how much they can grab with their mits
The only interest is their bonus
With no thought of their onus

by Old Coot Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:48 pm

They think that money's just about profits
And how much they can grab with their mits
The only interest is their bonus
With no thought of their onus
Doesn't it get on your t***

Bad old coot

And now that the country is ruined

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