Re: Limericks

by Chas Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:38 pm

The Binge Boozers that we choose to supply
Offer lunches such as chips and pork pie
They love their strong lager
Those grey-heads from Saga

by Guest Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:13 pm

The Binge Boozers that we choose to supply
Offer lunches such as chips and pork pie
They love their strong lager
Those grey-heads from Saga
Their cholesterol is high as the sky!

But still they won't keep off the butter

by Chas Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:52 pm

But still they won't keep off the butter
"Stick your Flora!" they all loudly mutter

by Guest Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:00 pm

But still they won't keep off the butter
"Stick your Flora!" they all loudly mutter
Still, no notice they take

by VickyS Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:46 pm

But still they won't keep off the butter
"Stick your Flora!" they all loudly mutter
Still, no notice they take
As they munch chocolate cake

by Chas Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:16 pm

But still they won't keep off the butter
"Stick your Flora!" they all loudly mutter
Still, no notice they take
As they munch chocolate cake
And myocardial infarctions set hearts flutter.

"I tell you it's only heartburn!"

by feathers Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:15 pm

"I tell you it's only heartburn!"
Good gracious, will they never learn?

by VickyS Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:42 pm

"I tell you it's only heartburn!"
Good gracious, will they ever learn?
The medics tut and sigh

by kidder Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:06 pm

"I tell you it's only heartburn!"
Good gracious, will they ever learn?
The medics tut and sigh
"I'll have another pie!"

by Guest Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:43 am

"I tell you it's only heartburn!"
Good gracious, will they ever learn?
The medics tut and sigh
"I'll have another pie!"
Said Morecambe to his Little Ern.

The bigger we seem on the stage

by Chas Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:34 pm

The bigger we seem on the stage
The more egos get hurt on the page

by Guest Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:44 pm

The bigger we seem on the stage
The more egos get hurt on the page
We bring you sunshine

by Chas Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:58 pm

The bigger we seem on the stage
The more egos get hurt on the page
We bring you sunshine
Yet the critics just whine

by Guest Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:11 pm

The bigger we seem on the stage
The more egos get hurt on the page
We bring you sunshine
Yet the critics just whine
It puts me in such a great rage.

Remember when Previn was with us

by Chas Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:56 pm

Remember when Previn was with us
We wondered "Would Mia forgive us?"

by feathers Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:05 pm

Remember when Previn was with us
We wondered "Would Mia forgive us?"
There was Shirl and her boot

by Chas Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:10 pm

Remember when Previn was with us
We wondered "Would Mia forgive us?"
There was Shirl and her boot
Wasn't that a real hoot?

by Guest Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:13 pm

Remember when Previn was with us
We wondered "Would Mia forgive us?"
There was Shirl and her boot
Wasn't that a real hoot?
Much much funnier than that Rebus.

He is a miserable old so and so

by Chas Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:35 pm

He is a miserable old so and so
'Cos his problems just grow and grow

by Old Coot Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:41 pm

He is a miserable old so and so
'Cos his problems just grow and grow
Spends his life in the dark

by feathers Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:53 pm

He is a miserable old so and so
'Cos his problems just grow and grow
Spends his life in the dark
Drinks way beyond the mark

by Guest Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:19 pm

He is a miserable old so and so
'Cos his problems just grow and grow
Spends his life in the dark
Drinks way beyond the mark
He'd be much better off in Glasgow.

But Edinburgh's where he hangs out

by Chas Sat Feb 07, 2009 4:31 pm

But Edinburgh's where he hangs out
And goes poking his detective snout

by Guest Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:02 pm

But Edinburgh's where he hangs out
And goes poking his detective snout
He freezes in winter

by kidder Sun Feb 08, 2009 7:35 pm

But Edinburgh's where he hangs out
And goes poking his detective snout
He freezes in winter
And he used to be skinter

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