Re: Limericks

by VickyS Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:05 pm

Then, one day, a young doctor came by
The proboscis had just caught his eye
'My word!' the young woman said
"You nearly took off the poor chap's head!"
"We must get help, if we don't he will die!"

An ambulance came, they rushed him off

by kidder Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:33 pm

An ambulance came, they rushed him off
Paid for by BUPA, 'cos he was a toff

by Guest Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:59 am

An ambulance came, they rushed him off
Paid for by BUPA, 'cos he was a toff
But they just can't be trusted

by kidder Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:39 pm

An ambulance came, they rushed him off
Paid for by BUPA, 'cos he was a toff
But they just can't be trusted
The MD has got busted

by Chas Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:04 pm

An ambulance came, they rushed him off
Paid for by BUPA, 'cos he was a toff
But they just can't be trusted
The MD has got busted
After trying to do a "Madeoff" :!:

With the funds, he had tried to elope

by kidder Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:18 pm

With the funds, he had tried to elope
But his looks didn't give him much scope

by Guest Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:14 pm

With the funds, he had tried to elope
But his looks didn't give him much scope
With a mug like old Thatcher

by kidder Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:59 pm

With the funds, he had tried to elope
But his looks didn't give him much scope
With a mug like old Thatcher
He couldn't detach her

by Chas Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:33 pm

With the funds, he had tried to elope
But his looks didn't give him much scope
With a mug like old Thatcher
He couldn't detach her
Phisog from his mind, the poor dope!

So he skidaddled with only five trillion

by VickyS Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:02 pm

So he skidaddled with only five trillion
And with him went a tall tanned Brazilian

by kidder Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:23 pm

So he skidaddled with only five trillion
And with him went a tall tanned Brazilian
With one hand on his hip

by feathers Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:32 pm

So he skidaddled with only five trillion
And with him went a tall tanned Brazilian
With one hand on his hip
And a stud through his lip

by VickyS Sun Jan 25, 2009 11:04 am

So he skidaddled with only five trillion
And with him went a tall tanned Brazilian
With one hand on his hip
And a stud through his lip
In a week he had spent half a billion

The cops they were soon on his trail

by Guest Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:20 pm

The cops they were soon on his trail
to find him they wouldn't dare fail

by Chas Sun Jan 25, 2009 7:57 pm

The cops they were soon on his trail
to find him they wouldn't dare fail
They must recover the dosh

by Guest Sun Jan 25, 2009 8:23 pm

The cops they were soon on his trail
to find him they wouldn't dare fail
They must recover the dosh
And the bottles of squash

by feathers Mon Jan 26, 2009 3:34 pm

The cops they were soon on his trail
to find him they wouldn't dare fail
They must recover the dosh
And the bottles of squash
That he'd bought in the Sainsbury's sale.

For he couldn't resist such a BOGOF

by Guest Mon Jan 26, 2009 4:43 pm

For he couldn't resist such a BOGOF
And he told all the police they could sod off

by kidder Mon Jan 26, 2009 5:28 pm

For he couldn't resist such a BOGOF
And he told all the police they could sod off
He had only two straws

by Chas Mon Jan 26, 2009 5:46 pm

For he couldn't resist such a BOGOF
And he told all the police they could sod off
He had only two straws
Tucked in the top of his draws

by Guest Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:50 am

For he couldn't resist such a BOGOF
And he told all the police they could sod off
He had only two straws
Tucked in the top of his draws
For the cocktail he'd bought off old Molotov

If pushed to the brink he would use it

by Chas Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:51 am

If pushed to the brink he would use it
If only he knew how to fuse it!

by Guest Tue Jan 27, 2009 1:40 pm

If pushed to the brink he would use it
If only he knew how to fuse it!
The instructions he'd lost

by VickyS Tue Jan 27, 2009 1:54 pm

If pushed to the brink he would use it
If only he knew how to fuse it!
The instructions he'd lost
So with all fingers crossed

by Guest Tue Jan 27, 2009 1:59 pm

If pushed to the brink he would use it
If only he knew how to fuse it!
The instructions he'd lost
So with all fingers crossed
He tapped with his foot lest he bruise it

But tapping it just didn't work right

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