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Re: Limericks

Post by feathers on Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:21 pm

We need a new theme for the limerick
Any ideas? Come on now, take your pick

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Re: Limericks

Post by Chas on Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:27 pm

We need a new theme for the limerick
Any ideas? Come on now, take your pick
Lewd, crude or rude?

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Re: Limericks

Post by Guest on Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:57 pm

We need a new theme for the limerick
Any ideas? Come on now, take your pick
Lewd, crude or rude?

Maybe about food?

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Post by Chas on Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:36 pm

We need a new theme for the limerick
Any ideas? Come on now, take your pick
Lewd, crude or rude?
Maybe about food?
A combo, then, spotted dick
:!:


So I said, "What's it mean, 'STD'?"/

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Re: Limericks

Post by feathers on Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:36 pm

So I said, "What's it mean, 'STD'?"/
"Dont know, it's all Greek to me!"

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Re: Limericks

Post by Chas on Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:48 pm

So I said, "What's it mean, 'STD'?"/
"Dont know, it's all Greek to me!"
I thought medics used Latin

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Re: Limericks

Post by Guest on Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:47 pm

So I said, "What's it mean, 'STD'?"/
"Dont know, it's all Greek to me!"
I thought medics used Latin

And sing Nights in White Satin

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Re: Limericks

Post by kidder on Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:24 pm

So I said, "What's it mean, 'STD'?"/
"Don't know, it's all Greek to me!"
I thought medics used Latin

And sing Nights in White Satin
Or are you just taking the pee?



No doubt an answer will come soon

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Post by Guest on Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:07 pm

No doubt an answer will come soon
A message might come from the moon

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Post by feathers on Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:22 pm

No doubt an answer will come soon
A message might come from the moon

By express flying saucer

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Re: Limericks

Post by kidder on Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:07 pm

No doubt an answer will come soon
A message might come from the moon

By express flying saucer
Hand written by Chaucer

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Re: Limericks

Post by VickyS on Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:38 pm

No doubt an answer will come soon
A message might come from the moon
By express flying saucer
Hand written by Chaucer
But no, it's a lunar cartoon.


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Re: Limericks

Post by kidder on Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:47 pm

I'm no nearer to finding the truth
Do you think it could be in Redruth?

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Re: Limericks

Post by feathers on Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:58 pm

I'm no nearer to finding the truth
Do you think it could be in Redruth?

Or, more likely, Lands End?

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Re: Limericks

Post by Guest on Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:51 pm

I'm no nearer to finding the truth
Do you think it could be in Redruth?
Or, more likely, Lands End?

Well, that would depend....

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Post by feathers on Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:56 pm

I'm no nearer to finding the truth
Do you think it could be in Redruth?
Or, more likely, Lands End?
Well, that would depend....

Ever thought of employing a sleuth?


Get a competent smart private eye

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Re: Limericks

Post by VickyS on Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:28 pm

Get a competent smart private eye
The very best that money can buy

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Re: Limericks

Post by kidder on Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:34 pm

Get a competent smart private eye
The very best that money can buy
He may be a dick

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Re: Limericks

Post by Chas on Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:46 pm

Get a competent smart private eye
The very best that money can buy
He may be a dick
Or totally thick


{Take that whichever way ....} Wink

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Re: Limericks

Post by Guest on Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:33 pm

Get a competent smart private eye
The very best that money can buy
He may be a dick
Or totally thick

We could hope that Sam Spade might apply.


The conundrum he'd solve in a trice

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Re: Limericks

Post by VickyS on Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:42 pm

The conundrum he'd solve in a trice
With his patented listening device

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Re: Limericks

Post by Guest on Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:20 pm

The conundrum he'd solve in a trice
With his patented listening device

For a dollar a day

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Re: Limericks

Post by feathers on Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:37 pm

The conundrum he'd solve in a trice
With his patented listening device
For a dollar a day

All the facts he'd survey

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Re: Limericks

Post by kidder on Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:55 pm

The conundrum he'd solve in a trice
With his patented listening device
For a dollar a day

All the facts he'd survey
Now surely that's a good price?


He seeks 'em here, and he seeks 'em there

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Re: Limericks

Post by Guest on Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:49 pm

He seeks 'em here, and he seeks 'em there
Up stairs, down holes, in the square

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