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Post by Susie on Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:49 pm

Our E mails they now wish to spy on
Our will must these days be of iron
Their intrusive noses
Will probe like bloody long hoses

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Post by Guest on Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:37 pm

Our E mails they now wish to spy on
Our will must these days be of iron
Their intrusive noses
Will probe like bloody long hoses

We think it's a bloomin great try-on.

However, Sam Spade was above this

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Post by feathers on Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:28 pm

However, Sam Spade was above this
To him this behaviour was remiss

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Post by Guest on Sat Jan 17, 2009 10:26 am

However, Sam Spade was above this
To him this behaviour was remiss

To search and to find

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Post by VickyS on Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:23 pm

However, Sam Spade was above this
To him this behaviour was remiss
To search and to find
No job was declined

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Post by Guest on Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:46 pm

However, Sam Spade was above this
To him this behaviour was remiss

To search and to find
No job was declined
And his favourite drink was warm koumiss

His sherry days were now behind him

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Post by Chas on Sun Jan 18, 2009 3:11 pm

His sherry days were now behind him
After losing bladder control at the posh gym

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Post by kidder on Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:44 pm

His sherry days were now behind him
After losing bladder control at the posh gym
He pee'd in the pool

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Post by Old Coot on Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:27 pm

His sherry days were now behind him
After losing bladder control at the posh gym
He pee'd in the pool

Thereby losing his cool
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Post by VickyS on Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:04 pm

His sherry days were now behind him
After losing bladder control at the posh gym
He pee'd in the pool
Thereby losing his cool
And failing in his quest to get trim.


He thought he'd try his hand at cricket

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Post by kidder on Sun Jan 18, 2009 9:46 pm

He thought he'd try his hand at cricket
And found having new balls just the ticket

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Post by VickyS on Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:08 pm

He thought he'd try his hand at cricket
And found having new balls just the ticket
They were shiny and red

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Post by kidder on Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:13 pm

He thought he'd try his hand at cricket
And found having new balls just the ticket
They were shiny and red
But it filled him with dread

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Post by Guest on Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:16 pm

He thought he'd try his hand at cricket
And found having new balls just the ticket

They were shiny and red
But it filled him with dread
As he now looked like Lemony Snicket.


The worrying thing about this was

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Post by Chas on Mon Jan 19, 2009 6:06 pm

The worrying thing about this was
He also had a swollen proboscis 'cos

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Post by Guest on Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:42 pm

The worrying thing about this was
He also had a swollen proboscis 'cos

While smelling a rose

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Post by Chas on Tue Jan 20, 2009 12:28 pm

The worrying thing about this was
He also had a swollen proboscis 'cos
While smelling a rose
He entangled his nose

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Post by feathers on Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:41 pm

The worrying thing about this was
He also had a swollen proboscis 'cos
While smelling a rose
He entangled his nose

Those thorns left him all in a tiswas!


A poultice he put on the swelling

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Post by Chas on Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:54 pm

A poultice he put on the swelling
The position .... well that would be telling!

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Post by kidder on Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:55 pm

A poultice he put on the swelling
The position .... well that would be telling!
But it hurt when he walked

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Post by Lilian on Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:12 pm

A poultice he put on the swelling
The position .... well that would be telling!
But it hurt when he walked

Got worse when he talked
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Post by feathers on Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:27 pm

A poultice he put on the swelling
The position .... well that would be telling!
But it hurt when he walked
Got worse when he talked

And for help he was constantly yelling.


Then, one day, a young doctor came by

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Post by kidder on Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:37 pm

Then, one day, a young doctor came by
The proboscis had just caught his eye

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Post by Guest on Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:07 pm

Then, one day, a young doctor came by
The proboscis had just caught his eye

'My word!' the young woman said

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Post by Chas on Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:35 pm

Then, one day, a young doctor came by
The proboscis had just caught his eye
'My word!' the young woman said
"You nearly took off the poor chap's head!"

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