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Re: Limericks

Post by VickyS on Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:24 pm

He seeks 'em here, and he seeks 'em there
Up stairs, down holes, in the square
There's no place to hide

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Post by kidder on Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:33 pm

He seeks 'em here, and he seeks 'em there
Up stairs, down holes, in the square
There's no place to hide
When once has spied

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Post by Chas on Sat Jan 10, 2009 4:56 pm

He seeks 'em here, and he seeks 'em there
Up stairs, down holes, in the square
There's no place to hide
When once has spied
To avoid him , there's no one who'd dare:!:

When it comes down to gumshoes, he's slickest.

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Post by kidder on Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:09 pm

When it comes down to gumshoes, he's slickest.
And his spectacle lenses, they're the thickest

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Post by VickyS on Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:45 pm

When it comes down to gumshoes, he's slickest
And his spectacle lenses, they're the thickest
His sidekick's called Terry

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Post by feathers on Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:04 pm

When it comes down to gumshoes, he's slickest
And his spectacle lenses, they're the thickest

His sidekick's called Terry
He's addicted to sherry

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Re: Limericks

Post by Guest on Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:43 pm

When it comes down to gumshoes, he's slickest
And his spectacle lenses, they're the thickest
His sidekick's called Terry
He's addicted to sherry
When it comes to the next round he's quickest


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He tracked down that falcon from Malta

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Post by VickyS on Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:37 pm

He tracked down that falcon from Malta
The deed, it was done without falter

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Post by kidder on Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:05 pm

He tracked down that falcon from Malta
The deed, it was done without falter
Spade soon dug it up

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Post by feathers on Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:16 pm

He tracked down that falcon from Malta
The deed, it was done without falter
Spade soon dug it up

But he lost his syrup

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Post by Guest on Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:26 am

He tracked down that falcon from Malta
The deed, it was done without falter
Spade soon dug it up
But he lost his syrup

And had to call in Martin Salter

This chap who sits for Reading West

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Post by kidder on Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:18 pm

This chap who sits for Reading West
Puts all fishing Poles to the test

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Post by Guest on Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:39 am

This chap who sits for Reading West
Puts all fishing Poles to the test

He's an old mate of Sam

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Post by feathers on Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:06 pm

This chap who sits for Reading West
Puts all fishing Poles to the test
He's an old mate of Sam

Once got him out of a jam

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Re: Limericks

Post by Chas on Tue Jan 13, 2009 3:41 pm

This chap who sits for Reading West
Puts all fishing Poles to the test
He's an old mate of Sam
Once got him out of a jam
Claiming "It was on toast, so only, ingest!"


When it comes down to punitive measures

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Post by Guest on Tue Jan 13, 2009 3:43 pm

When it comes down to punitive measures
Those two are a couple of treasures

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Post by kidder on Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:19 pm

When it comes down to punitive measures
Those two are a couple of treasures

Just offer up your wrist

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Post by Guest on Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:47 pm

When it comes down to punitive measures
Those two are a couple of treasures
Just offer up your wrist

And you'll get yourself kissed

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Post by kidder on Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:25 pm

When it comes down to punitive measures
Those two are a couple of treasures
Just offer up your wrist

And you'll get yourself kissed
With a few more assorted pleasures.


They will give you a ride just to vote

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Re: Limericks

Post by Guest on Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:33 pm

They will give you a ride just to vote
As long as you don't bring your stoat

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Post by VickyS on Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:46 pm

They will give you a ride just to vote
As long as you don't bring your stoat
They won't mind a dog

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Re: Limericks

Post by Chas on Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:34 pm

They will give you a ride just to vote
As long as you don't bring your stoat
They won't mind a dog
... nor pig, goat or frog ...

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Re: Limericks

Post by Susie on Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:07 pm

They will give you a ride just to vote
As long as you don't bring your stoat
They won't mind a dog
... nor pig, goat or frog ...
But PC will reject a mink coat



Our E mails they now wish to spy on

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Re: Limericks

Post by Guest on Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:37 pm

Our E mails they now wish to spy on
Our will must these days be of iron

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Re: Limericks

Post by Chas on Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:39 pm

Our E mails they now wish to spy on
Our will must these days be of iron
Their intrusive noses

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