Re: Limericks

by Chas Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:05 pm

Although she was taken aback
Her teeth did not clatter or clack

by kidder Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:59 pm

Although she was taken aback
Her teeth did not clatter or clack
So glued to her gums

by Guest Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:09 pm

Although she was taken aback
Her teeth did not clatter or clack
So glued to her gums
Not even her thumbs

by Chas Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:43 pm

Although she was taken aback
Her teeth did not clatter or clack
So glued to her gums
Not even her thumbs
Could loosen the plate, front or back!

"We want to know, who is your dentist?"

by feathers Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:05 pm

"We want to know, who is your dentist?
And also, where was he apprenticed?"

by Old Coot Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:44 pm

"We want to know, who is your dentist?
And also, where was he apprenticed?"
Does he use Super Glue?

by Guest Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:18 pm

"We want to know, who is your dentist?
And also, where was he apprenticed?"
Does he use Super Glue?
Or some tack that is blue?

by feathers Thu Mar 19, 2009 3:56 pm

"We want to know, who is your dentist?
And also, where was he apprenticed?"
Does he use Super Glue?
Or some tack that is blue?
Do they stay in place whenever you're kissed?"

She replied, with a wink, "Yes, I've tried it! ()

by kidder Thu Mar 19, 2009 5:39 pm

She replied, with a wink, "Yes, I've tried it! ()
And for all of my life not denied it.

by Guest Thu Mar 19, 2009 5:49 pm

She replied, with a wink, "Yes, I've tried it! ()
And for all of my life not denied it.
My gnashers stay steady

by kidder Thu Mar 19, 2009 7:27 pm

She replied, with a wink, "Yes, I've tried it! ()
And for all of my life not denied it.
My gnashers stay steady
When faced with Fast Eddy

by Chas Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:59 pm

She replied, with a wink, "Yes, I've tried it! ( )
And for all of my life not denied it.
My gnashers stay steady
When faced with Fast Eddy
(Whose reputation, sadly, belied it.)

I said "Are you as swift as you think?"

by Old Coot Fri Mar 20, 2009 7:48 pm

said "Are you as swift as you think?"
'Cos there's no doubt you definately stink

by Guest Fri Mar 20, 2009 8:05 pm

said "Are you as swift as you think?"
'Cos there's no doubt you definately stink
What makes you so rude?

by Old Coot Fri Mar 20, 2009 8:10 pm

said "Are you as swift as you think?"
'Cos there's no doubt you definately stink
What makes you so rude?
'Cos you seem naturally crude

by feathers Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:21 pm

said "Are you as swift as you think?"
'Cos there's no doubt you definately stink
What makes you so rude?
'Cos you seem naturally crude
"What nonsense!" she said with a wink.

I can't help it that I'm so attractive

by Guest Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:12 pm

I can't help it that I'm so attractive
Which explains why I'm so sexually active

by Old Coot Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:13 pm

I can't help it that I'm so attractive
Which explains why I'm so sexually active
Men queue up to see

by Guest Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:43 pm

I can't help it that I'm so attractive
Which explains why I'm so sexually active
Men queue up to see
If it really is me

by Chas Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:15 pm

I can't help it that I'm so attractive
Which explains why I'm so sexually active
Men queue up to see
If it really is me
Their brains need something redactive!

Are they so blind or can't they conceive?

by Guest Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:11 am

Are they so blind or can't they conceive?
Of a woman in whom to believe

by kidder Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:40 am

Are they so blind or can't they conceive?
Of a woman in whom to believe
With dreams of her own

by Chas Sat Mar 28, 2009 4:45 pm

Are they so blind or can't they conceive?
Of a woman in whom to believe
With dreams of her own
(Not borrowed, stolen or on loan.)

by kidder Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:45 pm

Are they so blind or can't they conceive?
Of a woman in whom to believe
With dreams of her own
(Not borrowed, stolen or on loan.)
But her youth still unable to retrieve.

One day they will all recognise,

by feathers Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:59 pm

One day they will all recognise,
The potential that within me lies

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