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Re: Limericks
I made a chilli the other week
An unusual one with potato & leek!
Roll on September is what I say
Although I do love "The Darling Buds of May"
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An unusual one with potato & leek!
Roll on September is what I say
Although I do love "The Darling Buds of May"
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Weneki32- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
I made a chilli the other week
An unusual one with potato and leek
But when I added Wasabi
Roll on September is what I say
Although I do love " The Darling Buds of May "
I`ll be quaffing Retsina
An unusual one with potato and leek
But when I added Wasabi
Roll on September is what I say
Although I do love " The Darling Buds of May "
I`ll be quaffing Retsina
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
I made a chilli the other week
An unusual one with potato and leek
But when I added Wasabi
It tasted somewhat rhubarby
Roll on September is what I say
Although I do love " The Darling Buds of May "
I`ll be quaffing Retsina
With my Great-Aunt Edwina
An unusual one with potato and leek
But when I added Wasabi
It tasted somewhat rhubarby
Roll on September is what I say
Although I do love " The Darling Buds of May "
I`ll be quaffing Retsina
With my Great-Aunt Edwina
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
I made chilli the other week
An unusual one with potato and leek
But when I added Wasabi
It tasted somewhat Rhubarby
And every orifice started to leak
( Just love that Rhubarby rhyme ! )
The horse I bet on just won the Gold Cup
Roll on September is what I say
Although I do love "The Darling Buds of May "
I`ll be quaffing Retsina
With my Great-Aunt Edwina
And waiting for someone to pay
My Grand-Daughter`s Birthday tomorrow
An unusual one with potato and leek
But when I added Wasabi
It tasted somewhat Rhubarby
And every orifice started to leak
( Just love that Rhubarby rhyme ! )
The horse I bet on just won the Gold Cup
Roll on September is what I say
Although I do love "The Darling Buds of May "
I`ll be quaffing Retsina
With my Great-Aunt Edwina
And waiting for someone to pay
My Grand-Daughter`s Birthday tomorrow
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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The horse I bet on just won the Gold Cup
You must think that your luck's on the up!
My Grand-Daughter`s Birthday tomorrow
What's her age, are we permitted to know?
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The horse I bet on just won the Gold Cup
You must think that your luck`s on the up
I studied the form
My Grand-Daughter`s birthday tomorrow
What`s her age, are we permitted to know ?
She`s fifteen ( going on thirty )
You must think that your luck`s on the up
I studied the form
My Grand-Daughter`s birthday tomorrow
What`s her age, are we permitted to know ?
She`s fifteen ( going on thirty )
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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The horse I bet on just won the Gold Cup
You must think that your luck`s on the up
I studied the form
Which went down a storm
My Grand-Daughter`s birthday tomorrow
What`s her age, are we permitted to know ?
She`s fifteen ( going on thirty )
Hope she won't get shirty
You must think that your luck`s on the up
I studied the form
Which went down a storm
My Grand-Daughter`s birthday tomorrow
What`s her age, are we permitted to know ?
She`s fifteen ( going on thirty )
Hope she won't get shirty
feathers- Matriarch2
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The horse I bet on just won the Gold Cup
You must think your luck`s on the up
I studied the form
Which went down a storm
And now some Champagne I will sup
Off to my Nature Reserve first thing in the morning
My Grand-Daughter`s birthday tomorrow
What`s her age, are we permitted to know ?
She`s fifteen ( going on thirty )
Hope she won`t get shirty
Sometimes I wish they didn`t have to grow
Just back from another lesson at College
You must think your luck`s on the up
I studied the form
Which went down a storm
And now some Champagne I will sup
Off to my Nature Reserve first thing in the morning
My Grand-Daughter`s birthday tomorrow
What`s her age, are we permitted to know ?
She`s fifteen ( going on thirty )
Hope she won`t get shirty
Sometimes I wish they didn`t have to grow
Just back from another lesson at College
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Off to my Nature Reserve first thing in the morning
Out of bed then, before day is dawning
Just back from another lesson at College
Well done for improving your knowledge!!
Out of bed then, before day is dawning
Just back from another lesson at College
Well done for improving your knowledge!!
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Off to my Nature Reserve first thing in the morning
Out of bed then, before day is dawning
Need to find friends for all my pets
Just back from another lesson at College
Well done for improving your knowledge!!
It challenges his grey matter
Out of bed then, before day is dawning
Need to find friends for all my pets
Just back from another lesson at College
Well done for improving your knowledge!!
It challenges his grey matter
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Off to my Nature Reserve first thing in the morning
Out of bed then, before day is dawning
Need to find friends for all my pets
And a list of recommended vets
Just back from another lesson at College
Well done for improving your knowledge!!
It challenges his grey matter
And he likes a good old natter
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Out of bed then, before day is dawning
Need to find friends for all my pets
And a list of recommended vets
Just back from another lesson at College
Well done for improving your knowledge!!
It challenges his grey matter
And he likes a good old natter
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Weneki32- Godlike Member
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Off to my Nature Reserve first thing in the morning
Out of bed then,before day is dawning
Need to find friends for all my pets
And a list of recommended vets
Oh,so that`s why I can`t stop yawning
Saw the Aurora last night
Just back from another lesson at College
Well done for improving your knowledge
It challenges his grey matter
And he likes a good natter
If only it was less of a tollage
Going to the West End tomorrow
Out of bed then,before day is dawning
Need to find friends for all my pets
And a list of recommended vets
Oh,so that`s why I can`t stop yawning
Saw the Aurora last night
Just back from another lesson at College
Well done for improving your knowledge
It challenges his grey matter
And he likes a good natter
If only it was less of a tollage
Going to the West End tomorrow
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Saw the Aurora last night
An amazing display, what a sight!
Going to the West End tomorrow
À good suit and tie I must borrow
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An amazing display, what a sight!
Going to the West End tomorrow
À good suit and tie I must borrow
___________________________________
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Saw the Aurora last night
An amazing display, what a sight!
You must have been lucky
Going to the West End tomorrow
À good suit and tie I must borrow
We'll take in a show
An amazing display, what a sight!
You must have been lucky
Going to the West End tomorrow
À good suit and tie I must borrow
We'll take in a show
feathers- Matriarch2
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Saw the Aurora last night
An amazing display, what a sight
You must have been lucky
I most certainly was, ducky
Going to the West End tomorrow
A good suit and tie I must borrow
We`ll take in a show
And book the front row
An amazing display, what a sight
You must have been lucky
I most certainly was, ducky
Going to the West End tomorrow
A good suit and tie I must borrow
We`ll take in a show
And book the front row
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Saw the Aurora last night
An amazing display, what a sight!
You must have been lucky
I most certainly was, ducky
On the night, the lights were quite bright!
Going to the West End tomorrow
A good suit and tie I must borrow
We'll take in a show
And book the front row
And weep tears of joy and of sorrow...
I was so keen to see The Eclipse
...Each ticket costs over one hundred pounds Â
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An amazing display, what a sight!
You must have been lucky
I most certainly was, ducky
On the night, the lights were quite bright!
Going to the West End tomorrow
A good suit and tie I must borrow
We'll take in a show
And book the front row
And weep tears of joy and of sorrow...
I was so keen to see The Eclipse
...Each ticket costs over one hundred pounds Â
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Last edited by Weneki32 on Mon Mar 23, 2015 8:42 am; edited 2 times in total (Reason for editing : Missed out word from original and changed wording slightly.)
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I was so keen to see The Eclipse
I organised several trips
....Each ticket costs over one hundred pounds
At those prices for divorce there`ll be grounds
I organised several trips
....Each ticket costs over one hundred pounds
At those prices for divorce there`ll be grounds
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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I was so keen to see The Eclipse
I organised several trips
But the day was cloudy
....Each ticket costs over one hundred pounds
At those prices for divorce there`ll be ground
So I flogged them for profit
I organised several trips
But the day was cloudy
....Each ticket costs over one hundred pounds
At those prices for divorce there`ll be ground
So I flogged them for profit
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I was so keen to see The Eclipse
I organised several trips
But the day was cloudy
And my companions turned rowdy
...Each ticket cost over one hundred pounds
At those prices for divorce there'll be ground
So I flogged them for profit
The show, I'd gone off it,
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I organised several trips
But the day was cloudy
And my companions turned rowdy
...Each ticket cost over one hundred pounds
At those prices for divorce there'll be ground
So I flogged them for profit
The show, I'd gone off it,
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Last edited by Weneki32 on Tue Mar 24, 2015 8:54 am; edited 2 times in total (Reason for editing : Had deviated from original wording.)
Weneki32- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
I was so keen to see The Eclipse
I organised several trips
But the day was cloudy
And my companions turned rowdy
I knew I shouldn`t have gone with those drips
Saw my first Swallow today
....Each ticket cost over one hundred pounds
At those prices for divorce there`ll be grounds
So I flogged them for profit
The show, I`d gone off it
`Cos it isn`t as good as it sounds
My wife`s been on the `phone for over two hours
I organised several trips
But the day was cloudy
And my companions turned rowdy
I knew I shouldn`t have gone with those drips
Saw my first Swallow today
....Each ticket cost over one hundred pounds
At those prices for divorce there`ll be grounds
So I flogged them for profit
The show, I`d gone off it
`Cos it isn`t as good as it sounds
My wife`s been on the `phone for over two hours
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Saw my first Swallow today
A sure sign that Spring's underway
My wife`s been on the `phone for over two hours
Trying to order her sister some flowers
feathers- Matriarch2
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Saw my first Swallow today
A sure sign that Spring's underway
They wheeled and they swooped
My wife`s been on the `phone for over two hours
Trying to order her sister some flowers
I thought,'What is taking so long' ?
A sure sign that Spring's underway
They wheeled and they swooped
My wife`s been on the `phone for over two hours
Trying to order her sister some flowers
I thought,'What is taking so long' ?
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Saw my first Swallow today
A sure sign that Spring`s underway
They wheeled and they swooped
And then looped and looped
My wife`s been on the `phone for over two hours
Trying to order her sister some flowers
I thought, " why is it taking so long" ?
I wouldn`t have minded , but the number was wrong
A sure sign that Spring`s underway
They wheeled and they swooped
And then looped and looped
My wife`s been on the `phone for over two hours
Trying to order her sister some flowers
I thought, " why is it taking so long" ?
I wouldn`t have minded , but the number was wrong
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Saw my first Swallow today
A sure sign that Spring`s underway
They wheeled and they swooped
And then looped and looped
where to then who can say?
My wife`s been on the `phone for over two hours
Trying to order her sister some flowers
I thought, " why is it taking so long" ?
I wouldn`t have minded , but the number was wrong
She noticed not my glowers
Jeremy is history
Tiny Tot daffs are out in force
A sure sign that Spring`s underway
They wheeled and they swooped
And then looped and looped
where to then who can say?
My wife`s been on the `phone for over two hours
Trying to order her sister some flowers
I thought, " why is it taking so long" ?
I wouldn`t have minded , but the number was wrong
She noticed not my glowers
Jeremy is history
Tiny Tot daffs are out in force
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Jeremy is history
Why it took so long is a mystery
Tiny Tot daffs are out in force
Peeking out amid the Gorse
Why it took so long is a mystery
Tiny Tot daffs are out in force
Peeking out amid the Gorse
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