Limericks
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Limericks
What happened to the first limerick? Anyway, I'll go again with a new first line.....
One day as I walked through the park
Now she enjoys Ouzo with Sprite
Although she`s exceedingly tight
And is mean with the spirit
With nothing to clear it
It keeps her quite happy all night.
But as an alternative tipple
One day as I walked through the park
Now she enjoys Ouzo with Sprite
Although she`s exceedingly tight
And is mean with the spirit
With nothing to clear it
It keeps her quite happy all night.
But as an alternative tipple
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
One day as I walked through the park
I heard the sweet song of a lark
But as an alternative tipple
She makes "Creme de Raspberry Ripple"
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I heard the sweet song of a lark
But as an alternative tipple
She makes "Creme de Raspberry Ripple"
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Weneki32- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
One day as I walked through the park
I heard the sweet song of a lark
So I got out my gun
But as an alternative tipple
She makes "Creme de Raspberry Ripple"
When licking her lips
I heard the sweet song of a lark
So I got out my gun
But as an alternative tipple
She makes "Creme de Raspberry Ripple"
When licking her lips
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
One day as I walked through the park
I heard the sweet song of a lark
So I got out my gun
I thought let's have some fun
But as an alternative tipple
She makes "Creme de Raspberry Ripple"
When licking her lips
She catches the drips
I heard the sweet song of a lark
So I got out my gun
I thought let's have some fun
But as an alternative tipple
She makes "Creme de Raspberry Ripple"
When licking her lips
She catches the drips
Susie- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
One day as I walked through the park
I heard the sweet song of a lark
So I got out my gun
I thought let`s have some fun
And took a quick shot in the dark
A man and his wife on a tandem
But as an alternative tipple
She makes "Creme de Raspberry Ripple "
When licking her lips
She catches the drips
Before her blouse they can stipple
When looking on line for a date
I heard the sweet song of a lark
So I got out my gun
I thought let`s have some fun
And took a quick shot in the dark
A man and his wife on a tandem
But as an alternative tipple
She makes "Creme de Raspberry Ripple "
When licking her lips
She catches the drips
Before her blouse they can stipple
When looking on line for a date
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
A man and his wife on a tandem
Were pedaling by quite at random
When looking on line for a date
She surfed all night 'til quite late
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Were pedaling by quite at random
When looking on line for a date
She surfed all night 'til quite late
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Weneki32- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
A man and his wife on a tandem
Were pedaling by quite at random
When she was in front
When looking on line for a date
She surfed all night `til quite late
She found an Albanian man
Were pedaling by quite at random
When she was in front
When looking on line for a date
She surfed all night `til quite late
She found an Albanian man
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
A man and his wife on a tandem
Were pedaling by quite at random
When she was in front
Then he bore the brunt
When looking on line for a date
She surfed all night `til quite late
She found an Albanian man
With a really deep tan
Were pedaling by quite at random
When she was in front
Then he bore the brunt
When looking on line for a date
She surfed all night `til quite late
She found an Albanian man
With a really deep tan
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
A man and his wife on a tandem
Were pedaling by quite at random
When she was in front
Then he bore the brunt
And the trouble in which she did land `em
I once knew a man from Calcutta
When looking on line for a date
She surfed all night `til quite late
She found an Albanian man
With a really deep tan
Whose name just happened to be Kate
Never one to miss out on a round
Were pedaling by quite at random
When she was in front
Then he bore the brunt
And the trouble in which she did land `em
I once knew a man from Calcutta
When looking on line for a date
She surfed all night `til quite late
She found an Albanian man
With a really deep tan
Whose name just happened to be Kate
Never one to miss out on a round
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
I once knew a man from Calcutta
The obscenities he used to utter!!
Never one to miss out on a round
I joke, he was never to be found
The obscenities he used to utter!!
Never one to miss out on a round
I joke, he was never to be found
Susie- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
I once knew a man from Calcutta
The obscenities he used to utter
When he`d had a drink
Never one to miss out on a round
I joke, he was never to be found
He`d hide in the loo
The obscenities he used to utter
When he`d had a drink
Never one to miss out on a round
I joke, he was never to be found
He`d hide in the loo
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
I once knew a man from Calcutta
The obscenities he used to utter
When he`d had a drink
H'ed whistle and wink
Never one to miss out on a round
I joke, he was never to be found
He`d hide in the loo
Which caused a long queue
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The obscenities he used to utter
When he`d had a drink
H'ed whistle and wink
Never one to miss out on a round
I joke, he was never to be found
He`d hide in the loo
Which caused a long queue
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Weneki32- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
I once new a man from Calcutta
The obscenities he used to utter
When he`d had a drink
He`d whistle and wink
And swear like a man from the gutter
Young Fred used to wear women`s clothes
Never one to miss out on a round
I joke, he was never to be found
He`d hide in the loo
Which caused a long queue
And all for the sake of ten pound
The book he was reading was rude
The obscenities he used to utter
When he`d had a drink
He`d whistle and wink
And swear like a man from the gutter
Young Fred used to wear women`s clothes
Never one to miss out on a round
I joke, he was never to be found
He`d hide in the loo
Which caused a long queue
And all for the sake of ten pound
The book he was reading was rude
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
Young Fred used to wear women`s clothes
Borrowed from Mabel, who loathes
The book he was reading was rude
It had pictures of girls in the nude
Borrowed from Mabel, who loathes
The book he was reading was rude
It had pictures of girls in the nude
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
Young Fred used to wear women`s clothes
Borrowed from Mabel, who loathes
Him using her stuff
The book he was reading was rude
It had pictures of girls in the nude
He got caught by his wife
Borrowed from Mabel, who loathes
Him using her stuff
The book he was reading was rude
It had pictures of girls in the nude
He got caught by his wife
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
Young Fred used to wear women`s clothes
Borrowed from Mabel, who loathes
Him using her stuff
Cos she's had enough
The book he was reading was rude
It had pictures of girls in the nude
He got caught by his wife
And he ran for his life
Borrowed from Mabel, who loathes
Him using her stuff
Cos she's had enough
The book he was reading was rude
It had pictures of girls in the nude
He got caught by his wife
And he ran for his life
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
Young Fred used to wear women`s clothes
Borrowed from Mabel, who loathes
Him using her stuff
`Cos she`s had enough
of trannies following him in droves
Never one to back down from a fight
The book he was reading was rude
It had pictures of girls in the nude
He got caught by his wife
And he ran for his life
Whilst what she was shouting was crude
On my way to town on a bus
Borrowed from Mabel, who loathes
Him using her stuff
`Cos she`s had enough
of trannies following him in droves
Never one to back down from a fight
The book he was reading was rude
It had pictures of girls in the nude
He got caught by his wife
And he ran for his life
Whilst what she was shouting was crude
On my way to town on a bus
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Never one to back down from a fight
Fred's likely to kick, scratch and bite
On my way to town on a bus
I sat next to my policeman-friend, Gus
Fred's likely to kick, scratch and bite
On my way to town on a bus
I sat next to my policeman-friend, Gus
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
Never one to back down from a fight
Fred`s likely to kick, scratch and bite
When he isn`t brawling
On my way to town on a bus
I sat next to my policeman-friend ,Gus
He took out his truncheon
Fred`s likely to kick, scratch and bite
When he isn`t brawling
On my way to town on a bus
I sat next to my policeman-friend ,Gus
He took out his truncheon
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
Never one to back down from a fight
Fred`s likely to kick, scratch and bite
When he isn`t brawling
You'll find him pub crawling
On my way to town on a bus
I sat next to my policeman-friend ,Gus
He took out his truncheon
And his sandwich luncheon
Fred`s likely to kick, scratch and bite
When he isn`t brawling
You'll find him pub crawling
On my way to town on a bus
I sat next to my policeman-friend ,Gus
He took out his truncheon
And his sandwich luncheon
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
Never one to back down from a fight
Fred`s likely to kick,scratch and bite
When he isn`t brawling
You`ll find him pub crawling
And getting exceedingly tight
He fell down a hole in the street
On my way to town on a bus
I sat next to my policeman-friend, Gus
He took out his truncheon
And his sandwich luncheon
And ate it without any fuss
He stepped on a garden rake
Fred`s likely to kick,scratch and bite
When he isn`t brawling
You`ll find him pub crawling
And getting exceedingly tight
He fell down a hole in the street
On my way to town on a bus
I sat next to my policeman-friend, Gus
He took out his truncheon
And his sandwich luncheon
And ate it without any fuss
He stepped on a garden rake
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
He fell down a hole in the street
His face was white as a sheet
He stepped on a garden rake
And a mess of his nose he did make
His face was white as a sheet
He stepped on a garden rake
And a mess of his nose he did make
Susie- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
He fell down a hole in the street
His face was white as a sheet
As he hauled himself out
He stepped on a garden rake
And a mess of his nose he did make
His wife patched it up
His face was white as a sheet
As he hauled himself out
He stepped on a garden rake
And a mess of his nose he did make
His wife patched it up
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
He fell down a hole in the street
His face was as white as a sheet
As he hauled himself out
He met an old trout
He stepped on a garden rake
And a mess of his nose he did make
His wife patched him up
So that beer he could sup
His face was as white as a sheet
As he hauled himself out
He met an old trout
He stepped on a garden rake
And a mess of his nose he did make
His wife patched him up
So that beer he could sup
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
He fell down a hole in the street
His face was as white as a sheet
As he hauled himself out
He met an old trout
Who gave him a purple boiled sweet.
But as soon as it entered his mouth
He stepped on a garden rake
And a mess of his nose he did make
His wife patched him up
So that beer he could sup
And she bought him a Cadbury's Flake.
After that he was feeling much better
His face was as white as a sheet
As he hauled himself out
He met an old trout
Who gave him a purple boiled sweet.
But as soon as it entered his mouth
He stepped on a garden rake
And a mess of his nose he did make
His wife patched him up
So that beer he could sup
And she bought him a Cadbury's Flake.
After that he was feeling much better
feathers- Matriarch2
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