Re: Limericks

by Susie Sun Feb 22, 2015 10:33 pm

Can`t imagine that Mrs Merkel will buckle
Her shoes as she starts a small chuckle
Whilst discussing the Grexit
She'll be trying to hex it
But her nails will be chewed to the knuckle

There was a fox in the garden last night
Yet again, he gave me a fright
With that horrible screeching
For my hens he was reaching
But he ran when I put up a fight

We are not doing so well at the cricket

There was a young???? man from Kent

by feathers Mon Feb 23, 2015 4:32 pm

We are not doing so well at the cricket
Can't keep the ball away from the wicket

There was a young???? man from Kent
Who lived on the beach in a tent

by grumpy granpa Mon Feb 23, 2015 4:57 pm

We are not doing so well at the cricket
Can`t keep the ball away from the wicket
But what can you expect

There was a young man from Kent
Who lived on the beach in a tent
But one night a large crab

by Susie Mon Feb 23, 2015 10:24 pm

We are not doing so well at the cricket
Can`t keep the ball away from the wicket
But what can you expect
The players they select

There was a young man from Kent
Who lived on the beach in a tent
But one night a large crab
Decided his big toe to nab

by grumpy granpa Tue Feb 24, 2015 1:02 pm

We are not doing so well at the cricket
Can`t keep the ball away from the wicket
But what can you expect
The players they select
Are really not the full ticket

Lady Eileen is definitely getting better

There was a young man from Kent
Who lived on the beach in a tent
But one night a large crab
Decided his big toe to grab
And his screams were heard in South Ghent

Watched Froome beat Contador in Spain

by feathers Tue Feb 24, 2015 8:42 pm

Lady Eileen is definitely getting better
And follows Doc's advice to the letter

Watched Froome beat Contador in Spain
After last week he had much to gain

by grumpy granpa Wed Feb 25, 2015 1:20 pm

Lady Eileen is definitely getting better
And follows Doc`s advice to the letter
Now I know what it`s like

Watched Froome beat Contador in Spain
After last week he had much to gain
But when he`s fully fit

by feathers Thu Feb 26, 2015 9:21 pm

Lady Eileen is definitely getting better
And follows Doc`s advice to the letter
Now I know what it`s like
To go out on a hike

Watched Froome beat Contador in Spain
After last week he had much to gain
But when he`s fully fit
He'll improve quite a bit

by Susie Thu Feb 26, 2015 10:17 pm

Lady Eileen is definitely getting better
And follows Doc`s advice to the letter
Now I know what it`s like
To go out on a hike
And get bowled over by a giant red setter

Watched Froome beat Contador in Spain
After last week he had much to gain
But when he`s fully fit
He'll improve quite a bit
And his ego is bound to prove a pain

Question time is on again

On March 20 Brum will be plunged into darkness

by grumpy granpa Fri Feb 27, 2015 1:31 pm

Question Time is on again
Some of the guests though, are such a pain

On March 20 Brum will be plunged into darkness
It`ll probably improve the place, I must confess

by feathers Mon Mar 02, 2015 3:40 pm

Question Time is on again
Some of the guests though, are such a pain
Mr Brand springs to mind

On March 20 Brum will be plunged into darkness
It`ll probably improve the place, I must confess
When the sun disappears

by grumpy granpa Mon Mar 02, 2015 4:16 pm

Question Time is on again
Some of the guests though, are such a pain
Mr Brand springs to mind
An oaf of unimaginable kind

On March 20 Brum will be plunged into darkness
It`ll probably improve the place, I must confess
When the sun disappears
All the old dears

by feathers Wed Mar 04, 2015 5:09 pm

Question Time is on again
Some of the guests though, are such a pain
Mr Brand springs to mind
An oaf of unimaginable kind
Makes you wonder if he is quite sane.

Gardeners World is returning on Friday

On March 20 Brum will be plunged into darkness
It`ll probably improve the place, I must confess
When the sun disappears
All the old dears
Will be 'ooohing and aaahing' I guess.

The last time there was an eclipse

by Susie Wed Mar 04, 2015 10:38 pm

Gardeners World is returning on Friday
Is it heralding summer I hear you say

The last time there was an eclipse
Cornwall was crowded determined not to miss

by grumpy granpa Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:44 pm

Gardener`s World is returning on Friday
Is it heralding Summer I hear you say
They`ll be spreading manure

The last time there was an eclipse
Cornwall was crowded determined not to miss
The criminals made merry

by Weneki32 Mon Mar 09, 2015 10:32 am

Gardener's World is returning on Friday
Is it heralding Summer I hear you say
They'll be spreading manure
Which is a fine cure

The last time there was an eclipse
Cornwall was crowded determined not to miss
The criminals made merry
As they drank local perry
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by grumpy granpa Mon Mar 09, 2015 4:55 pm

Gardener`s World is returning on Friday
Is it heralding Summer I hear you say
They`ll be spreading manure
Which is a fine cure
But Oh what a smell.....Oi Vay !

Just off to buy a new car

The last time there was an eclipse
Cornwall was crowded determined not to miss
The criminals made merry
As they drank local Perry
From flasks which they kept on their Hips

I`ll be out in the garden tomorrow

by feathers Mon Mar 09, 2015 7:50 pm

Just off to buy a new car
A Skoda's the cheapest by far

I`ll be out in the garden tomorrow
As long as a spade I can borrow

by Susie Mon Mar 09, 2015 10:17 pm

Just off to buy a new car
A Skoda's the cheapest by far
Their reputation of old

I`ll be out in the garden tomorrow
As long as a spade I can borrow
So long as it stays dry

by feathers Tue Mar 10, 2015 5:20 pm

Just off to buy a new car
A Skoda's the cheapest by far
Their reputation of old
Left most people cold

I`ll be out in the garden tomorrow
As long as a spade I can borrow
So long as it stays dry
And I'm feeling quite spry

by grumpy granpa Tue Mar 10, 2015 5:45 pm

Just off to buy a new car
A Skoda`s the cheapest by far
Their reputation of old
Left most people cold
With the Marque being well under par

Spring migration should start this week

I`ll be out in the garden tomorrow
As long as a spade I can borrow
So long as it stays dry
And I`m feeling quite spry
Then one thing I won`t feel is sorrow

My daughter`s just got a new dog

by Susie Tue Mar 10, 2015 10:36 pm

Spring migration should start this week
Some with legs and others with beaks

My daughter`s just got a new dog
Her bed it is sure to hog

by grumpy granpa Wed Mar 11, 2015 4:20 pm

Spring migration should start this week
Some with legs and others with beaks
I`ll be out before dawn

My daughter`s just got a new dog
Her bed it is sure to hog
It`s a fleabitten hound

by feathers Wed Mar 11, 2015 5:11 pm

Spring migration should start this week
Some with legs and others with beaks
I`ll be out before dawn
In my hide on the lawn

My daughter`s just got a new dog
Her bed it is sure to hog
It`s a fleabitten hound
Which she bought for a pound

by Susie Wed Mar 11, 2015 10:23 pm

Spring migration should start this week
Some with legs and others with beaks
I`ll be out before dawn
In my hide on the lawn
Those beautiful birdies to seek

My daughter`s just got a new dog
Her bed it is sure to hog
It`s a fleabitten hound
Which she bought for a pound
And it doesn't get on with her mog

I made a chilli the other week

Roll on September is what I say

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