Re: Limericks

by feathers Thu Mar 26, 2015 5:22 pm

Jeremy is history
Why it took so long is a mystery
He's always been naughty

Tiny Tot daffs are out in force
Peeking out amid the Gorse
Never failing to cheer us

by grumpy granpa Fri Mar 27, 2015 5:25 pm

Jeremy is history
Why it took so long is a mystery
He`s always been naughty
But after this latest sortie

Tiny Tot daffs are out in force
Peeking out amid the Gorse
Never failing to cheer us
We like to have them near us

by Susie Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:31 pm

Jeremy is history
Why it took so long is a mystery
He`s always been naughty
But after this latest sortie
No-one came save him, not even the top Tory

Tiny Tot daffs are out in force
Peeking out amid the Gorse
Never failing to cheer us
We like to have them near us
Watching nature take its course

My cat was basking in the sun

The dustmen forgot my recycling today!!

by grumpy granpa Sat Mar 28, 2015 12:43 pm

My cat was basking in the sun
If he was in Kent, he`d be the only one !

The dustmen forgot my recycling today !!
What exactly is it they do to earn their pay ?

by feathers Sat Mar 28, 2015 4:52 pm

My cat was basking in the sun
If he was in Kent, he`d be the only one !
They love warmer weather

The dustmen forgot my recycling today !!
What exactly is it they do to earn their pay ?
Was it out in full view?

by grumpy granpa Sun Mar 29, 2015 3:58 pm

My cat was basking in the sun
If he was in Kent, he`d be the only one !
They love warmer weather
And pillows made of feather

The dustman forgot my recycling today !!
What exactly is it they do to earn their pay ?
Was it out in full view ?
Or was the dustman just new ?

by feathers Sun Mar 29, 2015 5:24 pm

My cat was basking in the sun
If he was in Kent, he`d be the only one !
They love warmer weather
And pillows made of feather
And fillet steak, just a tad underdone......

Which he'd eat every day if he could

The dustman forgot my recycling today !!
What exactly is it they do to earn their pay ?
Was it out in full view ?
Or was the dustman just new ?
Ring the Council and see what they say!

I'm sure they'll be full of excuses

by grumpy granpa Mon Mar 30, 2015 5:54 pm

Which he`d eat every day if he could
Together with a big sticky pud

I`m sure they`d be full of excuses
It`s all to do with their hormonal juices

by feathers Tue Mar 31, 2015 5:10 pm

Which he`d eat every day if he could
Together with a big sticky pud
Just loaded with custard

I`m sure they`d be full of excuses
It`s all to do with their hormonal juices
(And too much real ale!)

by Susie Tue Mar 31, 2015 10:15 pm

Which he`d eat every day if he could
Together with a big sticky pud
Just loaded with custard
And he never gets flustered

I`m sure they`d be full of excuses
It`s all to do with their hormonal juices
(And too much real ale!)
It is really beyond the pale

by grumpy granpa Wed Apr 01, 2015 3:56 pm

Which he`d eat every day if he could
Together with a big sticky pud
Just loaded with custard
And he never gets flustered
He just goes off and scratches some wood

It was Force 5 again in the Channel

I`m sure they`d be full of excuses
It`s all to do with their hormonal juices
( And too much real ale )
It is really beyond the pale
They should all be locked up in cabooses

It`s the leader`s debate in a week

by feathers Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:19 pm

It was Force 5 again in the Channel
And our fence has just lost one more panel

It`s the leader`s debate in a week
There'll be seven of 'em waiting to speak

by Susie Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:24 pm

It was Force 5 again in the Channel
And our fence has just lost one more panel
Even more expense

It`s the leader`s debate in a week
There'll be seven of 'em waiting to speak
So excited I just can't wait...

by feathers Thu Apr 02, 2015 5:03 pm

It was Force 5 again in the Channel
And our fence has just lost one more panel
Even more expense
(More than just a few pence)

It`s the leader`s debate in a week
There'll be seven of 'em waiting to speak
So excited I just can't wait...
Please don't get into such a state!

by Susie Thu Apr 02, 2015 10:30 pm

It was Force 5 again in the Channel
And our fence has just lost one more panel
Even more expense
(More than just a few pence)
Must get out the DIY manual

It`s the leader`s debate in a week
There'll be seven of 'em waiting to speak
So excited I just can't wait...
Please don't get into such a state!
Well none of them were exactly meek!!

My frogs are busy calling

If you are planning a journey by rail forget it

by feathers Fri Apr 03, 2015 3:18 pm

My frogs are busy calling
Sometimes it can sound quite appalling

If you are planning a journey by rail forget it
For things will go wrong and upset it

by grumpy granpa Fri Apr 03, 2015 4:30 pm

My frogs are busy calling
Sometimes it can sound quite appalling
So I throw them some Zubes ( remember them ? )

If you are planning a journey by rail forget it
For things will go wrong and upset it
But with a replacement bus service

by feathers Fri Apr 03, 2015 7:56 pm

[b][My frogs are busy calling
Sometimes it can sound quite appalling
So I throw them some Zubes
(They're good for your tubes!)/b]

If you are planning a journey by rail forget it
For things will go wrong and upset it
But with a replacement bus service
There's no need to be nervous

by Susie Fri Apr 03, 2015 10:22 pm

My frogs are busy calling
Sometimes it can sound quite appalling
So I throw them some Zubes
(They're good for your tubes!)
The little black eggs will soon be spawning

If you are planning a journey by rail forget it
For things will go wrong and upset it
But with a replacement bus service
There's no need to be nervous
Just accept your are going to regret it

Rob has been pruning the garden

Blackbirds are defending their nests

by grumpy granpa Sat Apr 04, 2015 10:42 am

Rob has been pruning the garden
In make-up from Elizabeth Arden

Blackbirds are defending their nests
From all the unwelcome guests

by Susie Sat Apr 04, 2015 10:51 pm

Rob has been pruning the garden
In make-up from Elizabeth Arden
Been burning the rubbish

Blackbirds are defending their nests
From all the unwelcome guests
Magpies are scarpering

by feathers Sun Apr 05, 2015 3:44 pm

Rob has been pruning the garden
In make-up from Elizabeth Arden
Been burning the rubbish
So I can refurbish

Blackbirds are defending their nests
From all the unwelcome guests
Magpies are scarpering
Escaping on the wing

by Susie Mon Apr 06, 2015 10:27 pm

Rob has been pruning the garden
In make-up from Elizabeth Arden
Been burning the rubbish
So I can refurbish
To the sounds of the piping wren

Blackbirds are defending their nests
From all the unwelcome guests
Magpies are scarpering
Escaping on the wing
In search of other quests

The tip was heaving today

I am fed up with elections already

by Weneki32 Tue Apr 07, 2015 9:06 am

The tip was heaving today
No sign of a free parking bay

I am fed up with elections already
So TV off and I talk to my Teddy
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by grumpy granpa Tue Apr 07, 2015 5:29 pm

The Tip was heaving today
No sign of a free parking bay
So I turned the car around

I am fed up with elections already
So TV off and I talk to my Teddy
I`ve cancelled the papers

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