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Re: Limericks
Spare a thought for the birds this winter
Make them a table but avoid a splinter
Fill it with nuts
No ifs and no buts
Tesco have been naughty boys
With over valuing profit ploys?
Share prices have dropped
Such behaviour's been stopped
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Make them a table but avoid a splinter
Fill it with nuts
No ifs and no buts
Tesco have been naughty boys
With over valuing profit ploys?
Share prices have dropped
Such behaviour's been stopped
____________________________
Weneki32- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
Spare a thought for the birds this winter
Make them a table but avoid a splinter
Fill it with nuts
No ifs and no buts
For cold nights close in, fast as a sprinter.
Don't forget that they also need water
Tesco have been naughty boys
With over valuing profit ploys?
Share prices have dropped
Such behaviour's been stopped
They really are hobbledehoys!
Only three more days left in September
Make them a table but avoid a splinter
Fill it with nuts
No ifs and no buts
For cold nights close in, fast as a sprinter.
Don't forget that they also need water
Tesco have been naughty boys
With over valuing profit ploys?
Share prices have dropped
Such behaviour's been stopped
They really are hobbledehoys!
Only three more days left in September
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
Don't forget that they also need water
For parent birds & son and daughter...
Only three more days left in September
Then it's October and November
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For parent birds & son and daughter...
Only three more days left in September
Then it's October and November
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Weneki32- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
Don't forget that they also need water
For parent birds & son and daughter...
Don't let it get frozen
Only three more days left in September
Then it's October and November
Time to start Christmas shopping
For parent birds & son and daughter...
Don't let it get frozen
Only three more days left in September
Then it's October and November
Time to start Christmas shopping
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
Don't forget that they also need water
For parent birds & son and daughter...
Don't let it get frozen
For you have been chosen
Only three more days left in September
Then it's October and November
Time to start Christmas shopping
(For wine - Channel Hopping?)
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For parent birds & son and daughter...
Don't let it get frozen
For you have been chosen
Only three more days left in September
Then it's October and November
Time to start Christmas shopping
(For wine - Channel Hopping?)
___________________________
Weneki32- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
Don`t forget that they also need water
For parent birds & son and daughter....
Don`t let it get frozen
For you have been chosen
To change it every hour and a quarter
The Thos Cook rep in Stoupa was awful
Only three more days left in September
Then it`s October and November
Time to start Christmas shopping
( For wine- Channel hopping ? )
Oh No ! I`d rather dismember
The meal on the `plane was pathetic
For parent birds & son and daughter....
Don`t let it get frozen
For you have been chosen
To change it every hour and a quarter
The Thos Cook rep in Stoupa was awful
Only three more days left in September
Then it`s October and November
Time to start Christmas shopping
( For wine- Channel hopping ? )
Oh No ! I`d rather dismember
The meal on the `plane was pathetic
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
The Thos Cook rep in Stoupa was awful
Oh dear! I hope there was nothing unlawful!
The meal on the `plane was pathetic
And no-one I told was sympathetic
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Oh dear! I hope there was nothing unlawful!
The meal on the `plane was pathetic
And no-one I told was sympathetic
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Weneki32- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
The Thos Cook rep in Stoupa was awful
Oh dear! I hope there was nothing unlawful!
Do you mean the thin blonde?
The meal on the `plane was pathetic
And no-one I told was sympathetic
You'd do better with sarnies
Oh dear! I hope there was nothing unlawful!
Do you mean the thin blonde?
The meal on the `plane was pathetic
And no-one I told was sympathetic
You'd do better with sarnies
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
The Thos Cook rep in Stoupa was awful
Oh dear ! I hope there was nothing unlawful
Do you mean the thin blonde ?
No, but of her I`m not fond
The meal on the `plane was pathetic
And no-one I told was sympathetic
You`d do better with sarnies
But I don`t like to start barnies
Oh dear ! I hope there was nothing unlawful
Do you mean the thin blonde ?
No, but of her I`m not fond
The meal on the `plane was pathetic
And no-one I told was sympathetic
You`d do better with sarnies
But I don`t like to start barnies
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
The Thos Cook rep in Stoupa was awful
Oh dear ! I hope there was nothing unlawful
Do you mean the thin blonde ?
No, but of her I`m not fond
But I'm too polite to give her an earful!
The meal on the `plane was pathetic
And no-one I told was sympathetic
You`d do better with sarnies
But I don`t like to start barnies
As I can't run; I'm not really athletic
I like those seats, the ones with more legroom
I much prefer a fine amble and stroll
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Oh dear ! I hope there was nothing unlawful
Do you mean the thin blonde ?
No, but of her I`m not fond
But I'm too polite to give her an earful!
The meal on the `plane was pathetic
And no-one I told was sympathetic
You`d do better with sarnies
But I don`t like to start barnies
As I can't run; I'm not really athletic
I like those seats, the ones with more legroom
I much prefer a fine amble and stroll
___________________________________
Weneki32- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
I like those seats, the ones with more legroom
A small seat pitch always causes me deep gloom
I much prefer a fine amble and stroll
For rushing around takes its toll
A small seat pitch always causes me deep gloom
I much prefer a fine amble and stroll
For rushing around takes its toll
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
I like those seats, the ones with more legroom
A small seat pitch always causes me deep gloom
I can't wait to get out
I much prefer a fine amble and stroll
For rushing around takes its toll
It's good to take time
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A small seat pitch always causes me deep gloom
I can't wait to get out
I much prefer a fine amble and stroll
For rushing around takes its toll
It's good to take time
__________________________
Weneki32- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
I like those seats, the ones with more legroom
A small seat pitch always causes me deep gloom
I can`t wait to get out
Even though I`m not stout
I much prefer a fine amble and stroll
For rushing around takes its toll
It`s good to take time
Surely, it`s no crime
A small seat pitch always causes me deep gloom
I can`t wait to get out
Even though I`m not stout
I much prefer a fine amble and stroll
For rushing around takes its toll
It`s good to take time
Surely, it`s no crime
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
I like those seats, the ones with more legroom
A small seat pitch always causes me deep gloom
I can`t wait to get out
Even though I`m not stout
As fast through the air we still zoom.
My fantasy was to fly Concorde
I much prefer a fine amble and stroll
For rushing around takes its toll
It`s good to take time
Surely, it`s no crime
And enjoyment is my only goal.
Can anyone give me advice?
A small seat pitch always causes me deep gloom
I can`t wait to get out
Even though I`m not stout
As fast through the air we still zoom.
My fantasy was to fly Concorde
I much prefer a fine amble and stroll
For rushing around takes its toll
It`s good to take time
Surely, it`s no crime
And enjoyment is my only goal.
Can anyone give me advice?
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
My fantasy was to fly Concorde
But the high prices I couldn't afford
Can anyone give me advice?
On some places to walk, that are nice
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But the high prices I couldn't afford
Can anyone give me advice?
On some places to walk, that are nice
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Weneki32- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
My fantasy was to fly Concorde ( why it had to be French spelling I don`t know ! )
But the high prices I couldn`t afford
So I rang Freddie Laker
Can anyone give me advice
On some places to walk that are nice
I suggest the South Downs
But the high prices I couldn`t afford
So I rang Freddie Laker
Can anyone give me advice
On some places to walk that are nice
I suggest the South Downs
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
My fantasy was to fly Concorde ( why it had to be French spelling I don`t know ! )
But the high prices I couldn`t afford
So I rang Freddie Laker
That old mover and shaker (although he didn't have the same je ne sais quoi!)
Can anyone give me advice
On some places to walk that are nice
I suggest the South Downs
Or some picturesque towns
But the high prices I couldn`t afford
So I rang Freddie Laker
That old mover and shaker (although he didn't have the same je ne sais quoi!)
Can anyone give me advice
On some places to walk that are nice
I suggest the South Downs
Or some picturesque towns
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
My fantasy was to fly Concorde
But the high prices I couldn`t afford
So I rang Freddie Laker
That old mover and shaker
But I found that he`d long gone overboard
Last night, in my garden, was a Fox
Can anyone give me advice
On some places to walk that are nice
I suggest the South Downs
Or some picturesque towns
Yeah! that should certainly suffice
The wind`s from the North and it`s raining
But the high prices I couldn`t afford
So I rang Freddie Laker
That old mover and shaker
But I found that he`d long gone overboard
Last night, in my garden, was a Fox
Can anyone give me advice
On some places to walk that are nice
I suggest the South Downs
Or some picturesque towns
Yeah! that should certainly suffice
The wind`s from the North and it`s raining
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
Last night, in my garden, was a Fox
I'll bet it was in for some shocks
The wind`s from the North and it`s raining
Summer flowers are now certainly waning
I'll bet it was in for some shocks
The wind`s from the North and it`s raining
Summer flowers are now certainly waning
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
Last night, in my garden, was a Fox
I`ll bet it was in for some shocks
It dug a hole in the lawn
The wind`s from the North and it`s raining
Summer flowers are now certainly waning
But the bulbs are all in
I`ll bet it was in for some shocks
It dug a hole in the lawn
The wind`s from the North and it`s raining
Summer flowers are now certainly waning
But the bulbs are all in
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
Last night, in my garden, was a Fox
I`ll bet it was in for some shocks
It dug a hole in the lawn
Which now looks very worn
The wind`s from the North and it`s raining
Summer flowers are now certainly waning
But the bulbs are all in
So "Best Garden" I'll win
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I`ll bet it was in for some shocks
It dug a hole in the lawn
Which now looks very worn
The wind`s from the North and it`s raining
Summer flowers are now certainly waning
But the bulbs are all in
So "Best Garden" I'll win
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Weneki32- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
Last night, in my garden, was a Fox
I`ll bet it was in for some shocks
It dug a hole in the lawn
Which now looks very worn
And buried two pairs of socks
Had a filling at the Dentist today
The wind`s from the North and it`s raining
Summer flowers are now certainly waning
But the bulbs are all in
So "Best Garden " I`ll win
`cos with Alan Titchmarsh I`m training
I watched England play San Marino
I`ll bet it was in for some shocks
It dug a hole in the lawn
Which now looks very worn
And buried two pairs of socks
Had a filling at the Dentist today
The wind`s from the North and it`s raining
Summer flowers are now certainly waning
But the bulbs are all in
So "Best Garden " I`ll win
`cos with Alan Titchmarsh I`m training
I watched England play San Marino
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
Had a filling at the Dentist today
Got to go back again Friday
I watched England play San Marino
So did I, with a bottle of vino
Got to go back again Friday
I watched England play San Marino
So did I, with a bottle of vino
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Re: Limericks
Had a filling at the Dentist today
Got to go back again Friday
`Cos when the procaine wore off
I watched England play San Marino
So did I, with a bottle of vino
But it would take more than one bottle
Got to go back again Friday
`Cos when the procaine wore off
I watched England play San Marino
So did I, with a bottle of vino
But it would take more than one bottle
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
Had a filling at the Dentist today
Got to go back again Friday
`Cos when the procaine wore off
I started to cough
I watched England play San Marino
So did I, with a bottle of vino
But it would take more than one bottle
The ref I could throttle
Got to go back again Friday
`Cos when the procaine wore off
I started to cough
I watched England play San Marino
So did I, with a bottle of vino
But it would take more than one bottle
The ref I could throttle
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