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Re: Limericks
The snow lay thick on the grass
Cold enough to freeze monkeys of brass
As the blizzard increased
I watched as the boat pulled away
And waved as it sailed `cross the bay
The sails were flapping
Cold enough to freeze monkeys of brass
As the blizzard increased
I watched as the boat pulled away
And waved as it sailed `cross the bay
The sails were flapping
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
The snow lay thick on the grass
Cold enough to freeze monkeys of brass
As the blizzard increased
A huge fearsome beast
I watched as the boat pulled away
And waved as it sailed `cross the bay
The sails were flapping
Then I heard a loud tapping
Cold enough to freeze monkeys of brass
As the blizzard increased
A huge fearsome beast
I watched as the boat pulled away
And waved as it sailed `cross the bay
The sails were flapping
Then I heard a loud tapping
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
The snow lay thick on the grass
Cold enough to freeze monkeys of brass
As the blizzard increased
A huge fearsome beast
Sank his teeth right into my a***
I thought I knew just what to do
I watched as the boat pulled away
And waved as it sailed `cross the bay
The sails were flapping
Then I heard a loud tapping
And the crew all started to pray
When I ordered moussaka and chips
Cold enough to freeze monkeys of brass
As the blizzard increased
A huge fearsome beast
Sank his teeth right into my a***
I thought I knew just what to do
I watched as the boat pulled away
And waved as it sailed `cross the bay
The sails were flapping
Then I heard a loud tapping
And the crew all started to pray
When I ordered moussaka and chips
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
I thought I knew just what to do
So I grinned like Winnie the Pooh
When I ordered moussaka and chips
It came with a selection of dips
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So I grinned like Winnie the Pooh
When I ordered moussaka and chips
It came with a selection of dips
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Weneki32- Godlike Member
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I thought I knew just what to do
So I grinned like Winnie the Pooh
They brought me some honey
When I ordered moussaka and chips
It came with a selection of dips
My favourite tzatsiki
So I grinned like Winnie the Pooh
They brought me some honey
When I ordered moussaka and chips
It came with a selection of dips
My favourite tzatsiki
feathers- Matriarch2
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I thought I knew just what to do
So I grinned like Winnie the Pooh
They brought me some honey
And lent me some money
When I ordered moussaka and chips
It came with a selection of dips
My favourite tzatsiki
To share with Weneki
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So I grinned like Winnie the Pooh
They brought me some honey
And lent me some money
When I ordered moussaka and chips
It came with a selection of dips
My favourite tzatsiki
To share with Weneki
______________________
Weneki32- Godlike Member
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I thought I knew just what to do
So I grinned like Winnie the Pooh
They brought me some honey
And lent me some money
So now I don`t have to queue
I waited all day in the rain
When I ordered Moussaka and chips
It came with a selection of dips
My favourite Tzatziki
To share with Weneki
And I was left to sort out the tips
The fish took the bait in one go
So I grinned like Winnie the Pooh
They brought me some honey
And lent me some money
So now I don`t have to queue
I waited all day in the rain
When I ordered Moussaka and chips
It came with a selection of dips
My favourite Tzatziki
To share with Weneki
And I was left to sort out the tips
The fish took the bait in one go
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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I waited all day in the rain
There wasn't any sign of a train
The fish took the bait in one go
At least it was bread, not my toe
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There wasn't any sign of a train
The fish took the bait in one go
At least it was bread, not my toe
____________________________
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I waited all day in the rain
There wasn't any sign of a train
Was it 'leaves on the line'?
The fish took the bait in one go
At least it was bread, not my toe
It looked like a monster
There wasn't any sign of a train
Was it 'leaves on the line'?
The fish took the bait in one go
At least it was bread, not my toe
It looked like a monster
feathers- Matriarch2
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I waited all day in the rain
There wasn`t any sign of a train
Was it " leaves on the line" ?
Or recalcitrant kine
The fish took the bait in one go
At least it was bread, not my toe
It looked like a monster
And I could`ve ensconced `er
There wasn`t any sign of a train
Was it " leaves on the line" ?
Or recalcitrant kine
The fish took the bait in one go
At least it was bread, not my toe
It looked like a monster
And I could`ve ensconced `er
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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I waited all day in the rain
There wasn`t any sign of a train
Was it " leaves on the line" ?
Or recalcitrant kine
Whatever it was, what a pain!
I was late for my job interview
The fish took the bait in one go
At least it was bread, not my toe
It looked like a monster
And I could`ve ensconced `er
Except for a sailor called Joe.
If he hadn't shouted so loudly
There wasn`t any sign of a train
Was it " leaves on the line" ?
Or recalcitrant kine
Whatever it was, what a pain!
I was late for my job interview
The fish took the bait in one go
At least it was bread, not my toe
It looked like a monster
And I could`ve ensconced `er
Except for a sailor called Joe.
If he hadn't shouted so loudly
feathers- Matriarch2
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I was late for my job interview
I was on a short list of two
If he hadn`t shouted so loudly
I wouldn`t have shown off so proudly
I was on a short list of two
If he hadn`t shouted so loudly
I wouldn`t have shown off so proudly
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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I was late for my job interview
I was on a short list of two
Though I made an impression
If he hadn`t shouted so loudly
I wouldn`t have shown off so proudly
So despite a brave try
I was on a short list of two
Though I made an impression
If he hadn`t shouted so loudly
I wouldn`t have shown off so proudly
So despite a brave try
feathers- Matriarch2
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I was late for my job interview
I was on a short list of two
Though I made an impression
I finished the session
If he hadn`t shouted so loudly
I wouldn`t have shown off so proudly
So despite a brave try
And with a tear in my eye
I was on a short list of two
Though I made an impression
I finished the session
If he hadn`t shouted so loudly
I wouldn`t have shown off so proudly
So despite a brave try
And with a tear in my eye
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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I was late for my job interview
I was on a short list of two
Though I made an impression
I finished the session
And made a mad dash for the loo
If he hadn`t shouted so loudly
I wouldn`t have shown off so proudly
So despite a brave try
And with a tear in my eye
I so knew I was beaten soundly
I was on a short list of two
Though I made an impression
I finished the session
And made a mad dash for the loo
If he hadn`t shouted so loudly
I wouldn`t have shown off so proudly
So despite a brave try
And with a tear in my eye
I so knew I was beaten soundly
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Re: Limericks
Can we have our next starter for 10 please Susie ?
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Yes please Soos, new first lines are needed.
feathers- Matriarch2
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Please can we have some new first lines ?
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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I've sent Susie a little PM to see if she has any new first lines for us.....
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Sorry all, thought I had done this doh!!!!!
He fancied a week on the Broads
Her newly aquired skills were useless
He fancied a week on the Broads
Her newly aquired skills were useless
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He fancied a week on the Broads
Having heard that they'd won some awards
Her newly aquired skills were useless
She grew oranges that were quite juiceless
Having heard that they'd won some awards
Her newly aquired skills were useless
She grew oranges that were quite juiceless
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He fancied a week on the Broads
Having heard that they`d won some awards
But the boat let in water
Her newly acquired skills were useless
She grew oranges that were quite juiceless
But the pips were enormous
Having heard that they`d won some awards
But the boat let in water
Her newly acquired skills were useless
She grew oranges that were quite juiceless
But the pips were enormous
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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He fancied a week on the Broads
Having heard that they`d won some awards
But the boat let in water
And half drowned his daughter
Her newly acquired skills were useless
She grew oranges that were quite juiceless
But the pips were enormous
But the skin was flawless
Having heard that they`d won some awards
But the boat let in water
And half drowned his daughter
Her newly acquired skills were useless
She grew oranges that were quite juiceless
But the pips were enormous
But the skin was flawless
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He fancied a week on the broads
Having heard that they`d won some awards
But the boat let in water
And half drowned his daughter
And ruined a new pair of cords
I left my new `phone on the train
Her newly acquired skills were useless
She grew Oranges that were quite juiceless
But the pips were enormous
But the skin was flawless
And it ended like "Strictly ", quite Bruceless
I slipped on a wet patch of leaves
Having heard that they`d won some awards
But the boat let in water
And half drowned his daughter
And ruined a new pair of cords
I left my new `phone on the train
Her newly acquired skills were useless
She grew Oranges that were quite juiceless
But the pips were enormous
But the skin was flawless
And it ended like "Strictly ", quite Bruceless
I slipped on a wet patch of leaves
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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I left my new `phone on the train
So I could not call my friend Jane
I slipped on a wet patch of leaves
As I walked my dog, he's called Jeeves
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So I could not call my friend Jane
I slipped on a wet patch of leaves
As I walked my dog, he's called Jeeves
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