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Post by grumpy granpa on Mon May 26, 2014 12:57 pm

The snow lay thick on the grass
Cold enough to freeze monkeys of brass
As the blizzard increased

I watched as the boat pulled away
And waved as it sailed `cross the bay
The sails were flapping
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Post by feathers on Mon May 26, 2014 9:37 pm

The snow lay thick on the grass
Cold enough to freeze monkeys of brass
As the blizzard increased
A huge fearsome beast


I watched as the boat pulled away
And waved as it sailed `cross the bay
The sails were flapping
Then I heard a loud tapping

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Re: Limericks

Post by grumpy granpa on Tue May 27, 2014 3:32 pm

The snow lay thick on the grass
Cold enough to freeze monkeys of brass
As the blizzard increased
A huge fearsome beast
Sank his teeth right into my a***

I thought I knew just what to do

I watched as the boat pulled away
And waved as it sailed `cross the bay
The sails were flapping
Then I heard a loud tapping
And the crew all started to pray


When I ordered moussaka and chips
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Post by Weneki32 on Tue May 27, 2014 4:07 pm

I thought I knew just what to do
So I grinned like Winnie the Pooh


When I ordered moussaka and chips
It came with a selection of dips

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Post by feathers on Tue May 27, 2014 10:03 pm

I thought I knew just what to do
So I grinned like Winnie the Pooh
They brought me some honey


When I ordered moussaka and chips
It came with a selection of dips
My favourite tzatsiki

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Post by Weneki32 on Wed May 28, 2014 12:39 am

I thought I knew just what to do
So I grinned like Winnie the Pooh
They brought me some honey
And lent me some money


When I ordered moussaka and chips
It came with a selection of dips
My favourite tzatsiki
To share with Weneki
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Post by grumpy granpa on Wed May 28, 2014 4:16 pm

I thought I knew just what to do
So I grinned like Winnie the Pooh
They brought me some honey
And lent me some money
So now I don`t have to queue

I waited all day in the rain


When I ordered Moussaka and chips
It came with a selection of dips
My favourite Tzatziki
To share with Weneki
And I was left to sort out the tips

The fish took the bait in one go
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Post by Weneki32 on Thu May 29, 2014 11:53 am

I waited all day in the rain
There wasn't any sign of a train


The fish took the bait in one go
At least it was bread, not my toe

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Post by feathers on Thu May 29, 2014 3:17 pm

I waited all day in the rain
There wasn't any sign of a train
Was it 'leaves on the line'?


The fish took the bait in one go
At least it was bread, not my toe
It looked like a monster

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Re: Limericks

Post by grumpy granpa on Thu May 29, 2014 4:45 pm

I waited all day in the rain
There wasn`t any sign of a train
Was it " leaves on the line" ?
Or recalcitrant kine

The fish took the bait in one go
At least it was bread, not my toe
It looked like a monster
And I could`ve ensconced `er
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Post by feathers on Fri May 30, 2014 4:08 pm

I waited all day in the rain
There wasn`t any sign of a train
Was it " leaves on the line" ?
Or recalcitrant kine
Whatever it was, what a pain!

I was late for my job interview


The fish took the bait in one go
At least it was bread, not my toe
It looked like a monster
And I could`ve ensconced `er
Except for a sailor called Joe.

If he hadn't shouted so loudly



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Re: Limericks

Post by grumpy granpa on Sat May 31, 2014 5:34 pm

I was late for my job interview
I was on a short list of two


If he hadn`t shouted so loudly
I wouldn`t have shown off so proudly
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Post by feathers on Wed Jun 04, 2014 5:29 pm

I was late for my job interview
I was on a short list of two
Though I made an impression


If he hadn`t shouted so loudly
I wouldn`t have shown off so proudly
So despite a brave try



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Post by grumpy granpa on Wed Jun 04, 2014 9:49 pm

I was late for my job interview
I was on a short list of two
Though I made an impression
I finished the session

If he hadn`t shouted so loudly
I wouldn`t have shown off so proudly
So despite a brave try
And with a tear in my eye
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Post by Susie on Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:22 pm

I was late for my job interview
I was on a short list of two
Though I made an impression
I finished the session
And made a mad dash for the loo

If he hadn`t shouted so loudly
I wouldn`t have shown off so proudly
So despite a brave try
And with a tear in my eye
I so knew I was beaten soundly

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Re: Limericks

Post by grumpy granpa on Thu Jun 05, 2014 1:46 pm

Can we have our next starter for 10 please Susie ?
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Re: Limericks

Post by feathers on Mon Jun 09, 2014 10:08 pm

Yes please Soos, new first lines are needed.

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Re: Limericks

Post by grumpy granpa on Thu Jun 12, 2014 2:43 pm

Please can we have some new first lines ?
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Post by Weneki32 on Fri Jun 13, 2014 9:30 am

I've sent Susie a little PM to see if she has any new first lines for us.....  
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Re: Limericks

Post by Susie on Fri Jun 13, 2014 11:03 am

Sorry all, thought I had done this doh!!!!!

He fancied a week on the Broads





Her newly aquired skills were useless


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Post by feathers on Fri Jun 13, 2014 10:13 pm

He fancied a week on the Broads
Having heard that they'd won some awards


Her newly aquired skills were useless
She grew oranges that were quite juiceless


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Post by grumpy granpa on Sat Jun 14, 2014 1:36 pm

He fancied a week on the Broads
Having heard that they`d won some awards
But the boat let in water


Her newly acquired skills were useless
She grew oranges that were quite juiceless
But the pips were enormous
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Post by Susie on Tue Jun 17, 2014 10:14 pm

He fancied a week on the Broads
Having heard that they`d won some awards
But the boat let in water
And half drowned his daughter


Her newly acquired skills were useless
She grew oranges that were quite juiceless
But the pips were enormous
But the skin was flawless

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Post by grumpy granpa on Tue Jun 17, 2014 10:37 pm

He fancied a week on the broads
Having heard that they`d won some awards
But the boat let in water
And half drowned his daughter
And ruined a new pair of cords

I left my new `phone on the train



Her newly acquired skills were useless
She grew Oranges that were quite juiceless
But the pips were enormous
But the skin was flawless
And it ended like "Strictly ", quite Bruceless

I slipped on a wet patch of leaves
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Post by Weneki32 on Wed Jun 18, 2014 4:34 pm

I left my new `phone on the train
So I could not call my friend Jane


I slipped on a wet patch of leaves
As I walked my dog, he's called Jeeves

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