Re: Limericks

by feathers Thu Jun 09, 2016 9:03 pm

Bomb scare during exams today
A hoax,or some sort of foul play
The kids were delighted
And not at all 'frighted'
When they got an extra holiday.

Referendum is just round the corner

Got fox cubs at the bottom of the garden
If they eat your veg will you grant pardon
I feed them with mints
To give them big hints
That my veg patch is one they are barred in.

At last the falcons at Norwich are fledging

by Susie Sun Jun 12, 2016 9:55 pm

Referendum is just round the corner
I wish it was ready over!!

At last the falcons at Norwich are fledging
Soon they will be swooping over the hedging

by feathers Wed Jun 29, 2016 4:54 pm

Referendum is just round the corner
I wish it was ready over!!
The UK voted Brexit

At last the falcons at Norwich are fledging
Soon they will be swooping over the hedging
But what a sad story

by Susie Thu Jun 30, 2016 10:24 pm

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Re: Limericks

Post by feathers Yesterday at 4:54 pm
Referendum is just round the corner
I wish it was ready over!!
The UK voted Brexit
Do you think they knew that meant exit?

At last the falcons at Norwich are fledging
Soon they will be swooping over the hedging
But what a sad story
And just a tad gory

by feathers Mon Jul 11, 2016 4:47 pm

Referendum is just round the corner
I wish it was ready over!!
The UK voted Brexit
Do you think they knew that meant exit?
And will there be panic in Dover?

When the refugee camp moves to Kent

At last the falcons at Norwich are fledging
Soon they will be swooping over the hedging
But what a sad story
And just a tad gory
The rogue female into their territory edging.

Next year she's the one we'll be watching

by Susie Thu Jul 14, 2016 10:15 pm

When the refugee camp moves to Kent
I doubt that is where they will be sent

Next year she's the one we'll be watching
Just to see if a plot she is hatching

by feathers Sat Aug 13, 2016 8:13 pm

[bWhen the refugee camp moves to Kent
I doubt that is where they will be sent
Maybe nothing will change][/b]

Next year she's the one we'll be watching
Just to see if a plot she is hatching
To take over the nest

by Susie Sat Aug 13, 2016 10:08 pm

When the refugee camp moves to Kent
I doubt that is where they will be sent
Maybe nothing will change
A deal they will arrange

Next year she's the one we'll be watching
Just to see if a plot she is hatching
To take over the nest
Will she ever be able to rest?

by feathers Sun Sep 25, 2016 3:58 pm

When the refugee camp moves to Kent
I doubt that is where they will be sent
Maybe nothing will change
A deal they will arrange
And then call it money well spent.

Since August it's gone very quiet

Next year she's the one we'll be watching
Just to see if a plot she is hatching
To take over the nest
Will she ever be able to rest?
After outrageous territory-snatching.

Maybe the male won't accept her

by Susie Sun Sep 25, 2016 10:17 pm

Since August it's gone very quiet
Not even a hint of a riot

Maybe the male won't accept her
Feels a killer is not a good mother

by feathers Mon Sep 26, 2016 1:00 pm

Since August it's gone very quiet
Not even a hint of a riot
The row's settled down

Maybe the male won't accept her
Feels a killer is not a good mother
Even though she's so feisty

by Susie Fri Dec 02, 2016 10:02 pm

Since August it's gone very quiet
Not even a hint of a riot
The row's settled down
But now Trump is in town

Maybe the male won't accept her
Feels a killer is not a good mother
Even though she's so feisty
He'd rather have nicety (sorry Joy but nothing rhymed)

by feathers Sat Dec 03, 2016 4:42 pm

Since August it's gone very quiet
Not even a hint of a riot
The row's settled down
But now Trump is in town
Voted in, so no use to deny it.

He wants Nigel for his British sidekick

Maybe the male won't accept her
Feels a killer is not a good mother
Even though she's so feisty
He'd rather have nicety (sorry Joy but nothing rhymed)
(S'Ok! ) So he'll choose a mate just like the other.

Where do our falcons spend winter?

by grumpy granpa Sat Dec 17, 2016 11:26 am

He wants Nigel for his British sidekick
Then all the right wing boxes they`ll tick

Where do our falcons spend winter ?
Don`t know, but the pairs will just splinter

by feathers Wed Dec 21, 2016 5:07 pm

He wants Nigel for his British sidekick
Then all the right wing boxes they`ll tick
But if they get together

Where do our falcons spend winter ?
Don`t know, but the pairs will just splinter
Well I'm sure they'll be back

by grumpy granpa Thu Dec 22, 2016 1:47 pm

He wants Nigel for his British sidekick
Then all the right wing boxes they`ll tick
But if they get together
It`ll be out of Europe, Hell for Leather

Where do our falcons spend winter ?
Don`t know, but the pairs will just splinter
Well I`m sure they`ll be back
To keep the breeding on track

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