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Post by Susie on Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:16 pm

I left my new `phone on the train
So I could not call my friend Jane
She was really offended


I slipped on a wet patch of leaves
As I walked my dog, he's called Jeeves
I twisted my ankle
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Post by grumpy granpa on Wed Jun 18, 2014 11:10 pm

I left my new `phone on the train
So I could not call my friend Jane
She was really offended
But I could have pretended

I slipped on a wet patch of leaves
As I walked my dog, he`s called Jeeves
I twisted my ankle
Which didn`t half wrankle
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Post by Susie on Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:25 pm

I left my new `phone on the train
So I could not call my friend Jane
She was really offended
But I could have pretended
I wasn't to blame!!

I slipped on a wet patch of leaves
As I walked my dog, he`s called Jeeves
I twisted my ankle
Which didn`t half wrankle
Just shows how a wet patch deceives


How fed up I am of football



Sometimes I crave for an ice cream

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Post by Weneki32 on Fri Jun 20, 2014 9:24 am

How fed up I am of football
But I have a big flag in my hall


Sometimes I crave for an ice cream
Of chocolate flakes I do dream!

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Post by grumpy granpa on Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:15 pm

How fed up I am of football
But I have a big flag in my hall
And a picture of Rooney

Sometimes I crave for an ice cream
Of chocolate flakes I do dream !
With sprinkles on top
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Post by Susie on Sat Jun 21, 2014 10:48 pm

How fed up I am of football
But I have a big flag in my hall
And a picture of Rooney
Ain't I the loony

Sometimes I crave for an ice cream
Of chocolate flakes I do dream !
With sprinkles on top
Of this I must stop

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Post by grumpy granpa on Sun Jun 22, 2014 11:29 am

How fed up I am with football
But I have a big flag in my hall
And a picture of Rooney
Ain`t I the looney
`cos in this World Cup he`s done b****r all


The Optician said I was short-sighted


Sometimes I crave for an ice cream
Of chocolate flakes I do dream
With sprinkles on top
Of this I must stop
Or my waistband will definitely scream

The wasp landed right on my nose
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Post by Weneki32 on Mon Jun 23, 2014 7:27 pm

The Optician said I was short-sighted
So I wasn't exactly delighted


The wasp landed right on my nose
As, in the shade, I was having a doze

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Post by Susie on Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:50 pm

The Optician said I was short-sighted
So I wasn't exactly delighted
I failed the eye test

The wasp landed right on my nose
As, in the shade, I was having a doze
It delivered a sting

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Post by Weneki32 on Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:40 pm

The Optician said I was short-sighted
So I wasn't exactly delighted
I failed the eye test
But I did do my best


The wasp landed right on my nose
As, in the shade, I was having a doze
It delivered a sting
Then was off "on the wing"

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Post by grumpy granpa on Tue Jun 24, 2014 4:10 pm

The Optician said I was short-sighted
So I wasn`t exactly delighted
I failed the eye test
But I did do my best
To pretend that I wasn`t beknighted

I`m scared of thunder and lightning


The wasp landed right on my nose
As, in the shade, I was having a doze
It delivered a sting
The was"off on the wing "
To assault someone else, I suppose

The cat dug a hole in my lawn
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Post by Weneki32 on Tue Jun 24, 2014 5:36 pm

I`m scared of thunder and lightning
And hate a tornado sighting


The cat dug a hole in my lawn
Then walked off and gave me a yawn

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Post by grumpy granpa on Wed Jun 25, 2014 2:49 pm

I`m scared of thunder and lightning
And hate a tornado sighting
But give me some snow


The cat dug a hole in my lawn
Then walked off and gave me a yawn
But what it left behind
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Post by Weneki32 on Wed Jun 25, 2014 7:53 pm

I`m scared of thunder and lightning
And hate a tornado sighting
But give me some snow
I'm all set to go


The cat dug a hole in my lawn
Then walked off and gave me a yawn
But what it left behind
I never did find

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Post by Susie on Thu Jun 26, 2014 10:26 am

I`m scared of thunder and lightning
And hate a tornado sighting
But give me some snow
I'm all set to go
And up for some snowball fighting

The cat dug a hole in my lawn
Then walked off and gave me a yawn
But what it left behind
I never did find
I will probably step on it one dawn!!


I love my first cuppa of the morning


The weeds in my garden are voracious

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Post by grumpy granpa on Fri Jun 27, 2014 2:02 pm

I love my first cuppa of the morning
Just as the daylight is dawning

The weeds in my garden are voracious
Even though the area is spacious
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Post by Susie on Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:43 pm

I love my first cuppa of the morning
Just as the daylight is dawning
But I hate being woken

The weeds in my garden are voracious
Even though the area is spacious
I hit them with killer

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Post by grumpy granpa on Mon Jun 30, 2014 1:36 pm

I love my first cuppa of the morning
Just as the daylight is dawning
But I hate being woken
So my alarm clock is broken

The weeds in my garden are voracious
Even though the area is spacious
I hit them with killer
And plough with a Tiller
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Post by Susie on Mon Jun 30, 2014 10:14 pm

love my first cuppa of the morning
Just as the daylight is dawning
But I hate being woken
So my alarm clock is broken
So I rarely wake up yawning

The weeds in my garden are voracious
Even though the area is spacious
I hit them with killer
And plough with a Tiller
And the resulting space is capacious!!


My cat is a right little madam


They say the streets of London are paved with gold

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Post by grumpy granpa on Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:35 pm

My cat is a right little madam
Her nickname happens to be Saddam

They say the streets of London are paved with gold
I can`t remember, I`m not that old
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Post by Susie on Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:11 pm

My cat is a right little madam
Her nickname happens to be Saddam
She sleeps most of the day

They say the streets of London are paved with gold
I can`t remember, I`m not that old
But all I ever saw was litter


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Post by grumpy granpa on Wed Jul 02, 2014 2:21 pm

My cat is a right little madam
Her nickname happens to be Saddam
She sleeps most of the day
Always gets her own way

They say the streets of London are paved with gold
I can`t remember, I`m not that old
But all I ever saw was litter
And as Frankie said " Ooh no missus, don`t titter "
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Post by Weneki32 on Tue Jul 08, 2014 1:19 pm

My cat is a right little madam
Her nickname happens to be Saddam
She sleeps most of the day
Always gets her own way
And teases the Airedale called Adam!


They say the streets of London are paved with gold
I can`t remember, I`m not that old
But all I ever saw was litter
And as Frankie said " Ooh no missus, don`t titter "
And onto your rubbish please hold!


Adam the Airedale snores loudly

Recycling your rubbish is fun
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Post by grumpy granpa on Tue Jul 08, 2014 4:01 pm

Adam the Airedale snores loudly
Whilst his owner looks on very proudly


Recycling your rubbish is fun
But can sometimes be overdone
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Post by Weneki32 on Tue Jul 08, 2014 6:35 pm

Adam the Airedale snores loudly
Whilst his owner looks on very proudly
The dog won first prize


Recycling your rubbish is fun
But can sometimes be overdone
Just do what you can

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