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Re: Limericks
I left my new `phone on the train
So I could not call my friend Jane
She was really offended
I slipped on a wet patch of leaves
As I walked my dog, he's called Jeeves
I twisted my ankle
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So I could not call my friend Jane
She was really offended
I slipped on a wet patch of leaves
As I walked my dog, he's called Jeeves
I twisted my ankle
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Susie- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
I left my new `phone on the train
So I could not call my friend Jane
She was really offended
But I could have pretended
I slipped on a wet patch of leaves
As I walked my dog, he`s called Jeeves
I twisted my ankle
Which didn`t half wrankle
So I could not call my friend Jane
She was really offended
But I could have pretended
I slipped on a wet patch of leaves
As I walked my dog, he`s called Jeeves
I twisted my ankle
Which didn`t half wrankle
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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I left my new `phone on the train
So I could not call my friend Jane
She was really offended
But I could have pretended
I wasn't to blame!!
I slipped on a wet patch of leaves
As I walked my dog, he`s called Jeeves
I twisted my ankle
Which didn`t half wrankle
Just shows how a wet patch deceives
How fed up I am of football
Sometimes I crave for an ice cream
So I could not call my friend Jane
She was really offended
But I could have pretended
I wasn't to blame!!
I slipped on a wet patch of leaves
As I walked my dog, he`s called Jeeves
I twisted my ankle
Which didn`t half wrankle
Just shows how a wet patch deceives
How fed up I am of football
Sometimes I crave for an ice cream
Susie- Godlike Member
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How fed up I am of football
But I have a big flag in my hall
Sometimes I crave for an ice cream
Of chocolate flakes I do dream!
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But I have a big flag in my hall
Sometimes I crave for an ice cream
Of chocolate flakes I do dream!
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Weneki32- Godlike Member
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How fed up I am of football
But I have a big flag in my hall
And a picture of Rooney
Sometimes I crave for an ice cream
Of chocolate flakes I do dream !
With sprinkles on top
But I have a big flag in my hall
And a picture of Rooney
Sometimes I crave for an ice cream
Of chocolate flakes I do dream !
With sprinkles on top
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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How fed up I am of football
But I have a big flag in my hall
And a picture of Rooney
Ain't I the loony
Sometimes I crave for an ice cream
Of chocolate flakes I do dream !
With sprinkles on top
Of this I must stop
But I have a big flag in my hall
And a picture of Rooney
Ain't I the loony
Sometimes I crave for an ice cream
Of chocolate flakes I do dream !
With sprinkles on top
Of this I must stop
Susie- Godlike Member
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How fed up I am with football
But I have a big flag in my hall
And a picture of Rooney
Ain`t I the looney
`cos in this World Cup he`s done b****r all
The Optician said I was short-sighted
Sometimes I crave for an ice cream
Of chocolate flakes I do dream
With sprinkles on top
Of this I must stop
Or my waistband will definitely scream
The wasp landed right on my nose
But I have a big flag in my hall
And a picture of Rooney
Ain`t I the looney
`cos in this World Cup he`s done b****r all
The Optician said I was short-sighted
Sometimes I crave for an ice cream
Of chocolate flakes I do dream
With sprinkles on top
Of this I must stop
Or my waistband will definitely scream
The wasp landed right on my nose
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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The Optician said I was short-sighted
So I wasn't exactly delighted
The wasp landed right on my nose
As, in the shade, I was having a doze
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So I wasn't exactly delighted
The wasp landed right on my nose
As, in the shade, I was having a doze
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The Optician said I was short-sighted
So I wasn't exactly delighted
I failed the eye test
The wasp landed right on my nose
As, in the shade, I was having a doze
It delivered a sting
So I wasn't exactly delighted
I failed the eye test
The wasp landed right on my nose
As, in the shade, I was having a doze
It delivered a sting
Susie- Godlike Member
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The Optician said I was short-sighted
So I wasn't exactly delighted
I failed the eye test
But I did do my best
The wasp landed right on my nose
As, in the shade, I was having a doze
It delivered a sting
Then was off "on the wing"
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So I wasn't exactly delighted
I failed the eye test
But I did do my best
The wasp landed right on my nose
As, in the shade, I was having a doze
It delivered a sting
Then was off "on the wing"
_____________________
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The Optician said I was short-sighted
So I wasn`t exactly delighted
I failed the eye test
But I did do my best
To pretend that I wasn`t beknighted
I`m scared of thunder and lightning
The wasp landed right on my nose
As, in the shade, I was having a doze
It delivered a sting
The was"off on the wing "
To assault someone else, I suppose
The cat dug a hole in my lawn
So I wasn`t exactly delighted
I failed the eye test
But I did do my best
To pretend that I wasn`t beknighted
I`m scared of thunder and lightning
The wasp landed right on my nose
As, in the shade, I was having a doze
It delivered a sting
The was"off on the wing "
To assault someone else, I suppose
The cat dug a hole in my lawn
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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I`m scared of thunder and lightning
And hate a tornado sighting
The cat dug a hole in my lawn
Then walked off and gave me a yawn
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And hate a tornado sighting
The cat dug a hole in my lawn
Then walked off and gave me a yawn
______________________________
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I`m scared of thunder and lightning
And hate a tornado sighting
But give me some snow
The cat dug a hole in my lawn
Then walked off and gave me a yawn
But what it left behind
And hate a tornado sighting
But give me some snow
The cat dug a hole in my lawn
Then walked off and gave me a yawn
But what it left behind
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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I`m scared of thunder and lightning
And hate a tornado sighting
But give me some snow
I'm all set to go
The cat dug a hole in my lawn
Then walked off and gave me a yawn
But what it left behind
I never did find
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And hate a tornado sighting
But give me some snow
I'm all set to go
The cat dug a hole in my lawn
Then walked off and gave me a yawn
But what it left behind
I never did find
_______________
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I`m scared of thunder and lightning
And hate a tornado sighting
But give me some snow
I'm all set to go
And up for some snowball fighting
The cat dug a hole in my lawn
Then walked off and gave me a yawn
But what it left behind
I never did find
I will probably step on it one dawn!!
I love my first cuppa of the morning
The weeds in my garden are voracious
And hate a tornado sighting
But give me some snow
I'm all set to go
And up for some snowball fighting
The cat dug a hole in my lawn
Then walked off and gave me a yawn
But what it left behind
I never did find
I will probably step on it one dawn!!
I love my first cuppa of the morning
The weeds in my garden are voracious
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I love my first cuppa of the morning
Just as the daylight is dawning
The weeds in my garden are voracious
Even though the area is spacious
Just as the daylight is dawning
The weeds in my garden are voracious
Even though the area is spacious
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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I love my first cuppa of the morning
Just as the daylight is dawning
But I hate being woken
The weeds in my garden are voracious
Even though the area is spacious
I hit them with killer
Just as the daylight is dawning
But I hate being woken
The weeds in my garden are voracious
Even though the area is spacious
I hit them with killer
Susie- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
I love my first cuppa of the morning
Just as the daylight is dawning
But I hate being woken
So my alarm clock is broken
The weeds in my garden are voracious
Even though the area is spacious
I hit them with killer
And plough with a Tiller
Just as the daylight is dawning
But I hate being woken
So my alarm clock is broken
The weeds in my garden are voracious
Even though the area is spacious
I hit them with killer
And plough with a Tiller
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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love my first cuppa of the morning
Just as the daylight is dawning
But I hate being woken
So my alarm clock is broken
So I rarely wake up yawning
The weeds in my garden are voracious
Even though the area is spacious
I hit them with killer
And plough with a Tiller
And the resulting space is capacious!!
My cat is a right little madam
They say the streets of London are paved with gold
Just as the daylight is dawning
But I hate being woken
So my alarm clock is broken
So I rarely wake up yawning
The weeds in my garden are voracious
Even though the area is spacious
I hit them with killer
And plough with a Tiller
And the resulting space is capacious!!
My cat is a right little madam
They say the streets of London are paved with gold
Susie- Godlike Member
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My cat is a right little madam
Her nickname happens to be Saddam
They say the streets of London are paved with gold
I can`t remember, I`m not that old
Her nickname happens to be Saddam
They say the streets of London are paved with gold
I can`t remember, I`m not that old
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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My cat is a right little madam
Her nickname happens to be Saddam
She sleeps most of the day
They say the streets of London are paved with gold
I can`t remember, I`m not that old
But all I ever saw was litter
Her nickname happens to be Saddam
She sleeps most of the day
They say the streets of London are paved with gold
I can`t remember, I`m not that old
But all I ever saw was litter
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My cat is a right little madam
Her nickname happens to be Saddam
She sleeps most of the day
Always gets her own way
They say the streets of London are paved with gold
I can`t remember, I`m not that old
But all I ever saw was litter
And as Frankie said " Ooh no missus, don`t titter "
Her nickname happens to be Saddam
She sleeps most of the day
Always gets her own way
They say the streets of London are paved with gold
I can`t remember, I`m not that old
But all I ever saw was litter
And as Frankie said " Ooh no missus, don`t titter "
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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My cat is a right little madam
Her nickname happens to be Saddam
She sleeps most of the day
Always gets her own way
And teases the Airedale called Adam!
They say the streets of London are paved with gold
I can`t remember, I`m not that old
But all I ever saw was litter
And as Frankie said " Ooh no missus, don`t titter "
And onto your rubbish please hold!
Adam the Airedale snores loudly
Recycling your rubbish is fun
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Her nickname happens to be Saddam
She sleeps most of the day
Always gets her own way
And teases the Airedale called Adam!
They say the streets of London are paved with gold
I can`t remember, I`m not that old
But all I ever saw was litter
And as Frankie said " Ooh no missus, don`t titter "
And onto your rubbish please hold!
Adam the Airedale snores loudly
Recycling your rubbish is fun
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Adam the Airedale snores loudly
Whilst his owner looks on very proudly
Recycling your rubbish is fun
But can sometimes be overdone
Whilst his owner looks on very proudly
Recycling your rubbish is fun
But can sometimes be overdone
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Adam the Airedale snores loudly
Whilst his owner looks on very proudly
The dog won first prize
Recycling your rubbish is fun
But can sometimes be overdone
Just do what you can
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Whilst his owner looks on very proudly
The dog won first prize
Recycling your rubbish is fun
But can sometimes be overdone
Just do what you can
__________________
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