Limericks

Hang on Susie, we haven't finished this one yet!



I've been watching the snooker all night
In analogue, black & white
The balls look the same
It's a funny old game
But compared with football, it's alright!

I was once on a flight which was late

I was once on a flight which was late
'Cos some prat wouldn't come to the gate

I was once on a flight which was late
'Cos some prat wouldn't come to the gate
Sat in "Coffees R Us"

I was once on a flight which was late
'Cos some prat wouldn't come to the gate
Sat in "Coffees R Us"
He thought "What's all the fuss?"

I was once on a flight which was late
'Cos some prat wouldn't come to the gate
Sat in "Coffees R Us"
He thought "What's all the fuss?"
The buggers will just have to wait!

Something odd is happening here, I finished the snooker one with :

But it looks like it'll be a rare fight!!

Obviously it didn't post correctly Susie. It has done that to me on occasion.

It's quiet on the Camboard today

It's quiet on the Camboard today
Well, Lilian has gone away (lucky thing!)

It's quiet on the Camboard today
Well, Lilian has gone away

It's quiet on the Camboard today
Well, Lilian has gone away
Away, away to Stoupa bay


I think that's the wrong format Jean! Have a look at the previous limerick, the first two lines and the last line rhyme......the third and fourth lines rhyme with each other, but not with the other lines......if you follow me!

D'you want to have another go?

feathers wrote:It's quiet on the Camboard today
Well, Lilian has gone away
Away, away to Stoupa bay


I think that's the wrong format Jean! Have a look at the previous limerick, the first two lines and the last line rhyme......the third and fourth lines rhyme with each other, but not with the other lines......if you follow me!

D'you want to have another go?

No, sorry if I messed up

It's quiet on the Camboard today
Well, Lilian has gone away

With Brian in tow


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Calm down, dears ..... it's only a..........................rrrrrrrrrrrrrgh :!: {Off-stage sound of two irate ladies extracting an excruciating vengeance on some poor bloke.}

It's quiet on the Camboard today
Well, Lilian has gone away

With Brian in tow
Well he has the doe

But the Mythos is deer anyway

Now now OG, that was a tad unfair just cos I cannot spell!!

Sorry Soos. Couldn't resist it. You can smack my legs if you like.


She was only a Gloucestershire lass,

Be careful Soos.............mind you don't cut yourself on his shorts....could be nasty!


She was only a Gloucestershire lass,
But bah gum did she have some class,

She was only a Gloucestershire lass,
But bah gum did she have some class,
She went up them there hills,

She was only a Gloucestershire lass,
But bah gum did she have some class,
She went up them there hills,
And despite a few spills,

She was only a Gloucestershire lass,
But bah gum did she have some class,
She went up them there hills,
And despite a few spills,
Didn't come down on her a.......... (ummm... backside???)

From oop 'ere in't north, it looked like a donkey .......

From oop 'ere in't north, it looked like a donkey .......
But its legs were very wonky

{So, I thought I'd make an assinine comment on Marg's conclusion to the limerick, while she came up with the next first line .....}

From oop 'ere in't north, it looked like a donkey .......
But its legs were very wonky
Despite one in each corner


{..... it seems I started it myself! So, no apology for the dreadful scansion }

From oop 'ere in't north, it looked like a donkey .......
But its legs were very wonky
Despite one in each corner
It stood there to ponder



(Sorry Chas - I went away and forgot to think about another one - I think yours works better than any I could think of anyway.)