Re: Limericks

by Guest Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:56 am

If they win we're all in the poo
I have further comments....far more blue!
They'll be eating moose pie
And we'll probably all die

by Chas Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:00 am

If they win we're all in the poo
I have further comments....far more blue!
They'll be eating moose pie
And we'll probably all die
but those tossers won't give a screw :!:

Thank God it only happens each fourth year

by VickyS Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:04 pm

Thank God it only happens each forth year
It will soon be over, never fear

by Guest Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:49 pm

Thank God it only happens each forth year
It will soon be over, never fear
But if they do win

by VickyS Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:40 pm

Thank God it only happens each forth year
It will soon be over, never fear
But if they do win
I'll get out the gin

by kidder Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:34 pm

Thank God it only happens each forth year
It will soon be over, never fear
But if they do win
I'll get out the gin
And wear a Camelia behind t' ear

Obama seems to be a nice chap

by Guest Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:09 pm

Obama seems to be a nice chap
I hope he avoids a mishap

by Chas Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:33 pm

Obama seems to be a nice chap
I hope he avoids a mishap
Like being hung by the chad Limericks - Page 21 Yikes

by Guest Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:11 pm

Obama seems to be a nice chap
I hope he avoids a mishap
Like being hung by the chad
Or shot by someone mad

by kidder Wed Sep 24, 2008 6:15 pm

Obama seems to be a nice chap
I hope he avoids a mishap
Like being hung by the chad
Or shot by someone mad
And never needs to talk crap.

The credit crunch does not affect me

by Old Coot Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:50 pm

The credit crunch does not affect me
'cos I've paid off my debts, you see

by VickyS Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:30 am

The credit crunch does not affect me
'cos I've paid off my debts, you see
My money is in art

by Guest Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:37 am

The credit crunch does not affect me
'cos I've paid off my debts, you see
My money is in art
So I don't give a f*rt

by Chas Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:00 pm

The credit crunch does not affect me
'cos I've paid off my debts, you see
My money is in art
So I don't give a f*rt
The National Gallery's free.

Jacqui Smith's showing off her new card Limericks - Page 21 _45050555_jacquismith226

Limericks - Page 21 _45050555_jacquismith226

by Guest Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:20 pm

Jacqui Smith's showing off her new card
In the picture, she looks pretty hard

by kidder Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:38 pm

Jacqui Smith's showing off her new card
In the picture, she looks pretty hard
But in the right slot

by Guest Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:39 pm

Jacqui Smith's showing off her new card
In the picture, she looks pretty hard
But in the right slot
She might be quite hot

by kidder Fri Sep 26, 2008 5:06 pm

Jacqui Smith's showing off her new card
In the picture, she looks pretty hard
But in the right slot
She might be quite hot
Especially if she works for Cunard!

The sun has been shining all day

by VickyS Fri Sep 26, 2008 5:54 pm

The sun has been shining all day
It makes me feel happy, okay

by Chas Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:09 pm

The sun has been shining all day
It makes me feel happy, okay
Monday's forecast is rain Limericks - Page 21 Help

by Guest Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:19 pm

The sun has been shining all day
It makes me feel happy, okay
Monday's forecast is rain
Here we go again

by feathers Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:07 pm

The sun has been shining all day
It makes me feel happy, okay
Monday's forecast is rain
Here we go again
Wish I were still on holiday!

by feathers Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:10 pm

There's nothing quite like the Greek sun

by Chas Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:19 pm

There's nothing quite like the Greek sun
Although you may not get much done
Limericks - Page 21 106

by feathers Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:22 pm

There's nothing quite like the Greek sun
Although you may not get much done
Limericks - Page 21 106

You can top up your tan

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