Limericks

Having parked his flash car

My very good friend Jimmy Bean
Is always causing a scene
When he enters the bar
Having parked his flash car
Which is great 'cos he's only thirteen


The stewardess brought me my meal

The stewardess brought me my meal
Which wasn't the worst of the deal

The stewardess brought me my meal
Which wasn't the worst of the deal
For the wine that I'd drunk

The stewardess brought me my meal
Which wasn't the worst of the deal
For the wine that I'd drunk
had been squeezed from a skunk

The stewardess brought me my meal
Which wasn't the worst of the deal
For the wine that I'd drunk
had been squeezed from a skunk
Just imagine how that made me feel!

While sunbathing down on the beach

While sunbathing down on the beach
To Steki was just out of reach

While sunbathing down on the beach
To Steki was just out of reach
She said "I'd love a drink"

While sunbathing down on the beach
To Steki was just out of reach
She said "I'd love a drink"
'Make it a gin and Pink'

The stewardess brought me my meal
Which wasn't the worst of the deal
For the wine that I'd drunk
had been squeezed from a skunk
Don't dare ask "And how do you feel?"



A fiendish Old Coot from t't Dales

While sunbathing down on the beach
To Steki was just out of reach
She said "I'd love a drink"
'Make it a gin and Pink'
And for flavour chuck in a peach

Is it my turn now?

There was an old goat called Kidder

There was an old goat called Kidder
Trawling eBay as a late bidder

There was an old goat called Kidder
Trawling eBay as a late bidder
Searching for blow up dolls





{by the bye ... what happened to the one I started after finishing the in-flight meal one }
"A fiendish Old Coot from t't Dales"
... that was a first line, not a cue :!:

Sorry Chas, but the "in-flight" meal one was completed by Feathers with "Just imagine how that made me feel!"

I think you must have answered from the previous page. Save it up for the next one

There was an old goat called Kidder
Trawling eBay as a late bidder
Searching for blow up dolls
For the Camboard trolls

There was an old goat called Kidder
Trawling eBay as a late bidder
Searching for blow up dolls
He could only find punctured old Molls

Not sure what happened here! Anyway...........



There was an old goat called Kidder
Trawling eBay as a late bidder
Searching for blow up dolls
He could only find punctured old Molls
There were none that he would even consider.


I know.....it doesn't scan!!!

I've been watching the snooker all night

I've been watching the snooker all night
In analogue, black & white

kidder wrote:Sorry Chas, but the "in-flight" meal one was completed by Feathers with "Just imagine how that made me feel!"

I think you must have answered from the previous page. Save it up for the next one

D H :!:

I've been watching the snooker all night
In analogue, black & white
The balls look the same

I've been watching the snooker all night
In analogue, black & white
The balls look the same
It's a funny old game

I was once on a flight which was late