Re: Limericks

by Chas Fri May 09, 2008 4:00 pm

From oop 'ere in't north, it looked like a donkey .......
But its legs were very wonky
Despite one in each corner
It stood there to ponder
Before falling over, like Muffin, all wibbly-wobbly, kerplonky!

{So, not an ass nor a donkey but a mule!}

In the wild, west of Worcester

by kidder Fri May 09, 2008 9:22 pm

In the wild, west of Worcester
As documented by Simon and Schuster

by Chas Sat May 10, 2008 5:52 pm

In the wild, west of Worcester
As documented by Simon and Schuster
A dodgy old goat

by Old Coot Sat May 10, 2008 7:03 pm

In the wild, west of Worcester
As documented by Simon and Schuster
A dodgy old goat
Thought he needed a coat

by Susie Sat May 10, 2008 9:39 pm

In the wild, west of Worcester
As documented by Simon and Schuster
A dodgy old goat
Thought he needed a coat
Cos the one he had lacked lustre!!

by Susie Sat May 10, 2008 9:41 pm

There was once a dodgy expat Greek

by Old Coot Sat May 10, 2008 10:28 pm

There was once a dodgy expat Greek
Who was a geek and unable to speak

by Chas Sun May 11, 2008 4:57 pm

There was once a dodgy expat Greek
Who was a geek and unable to speak
Any script not written in java

by kidder Sun May 11, 2008 5:39 pm

There was once a dodgy expat Greek
Who was a geek and unable to speak
Any script not written in java
Which caused a helluva palava

by feathers Mon May 12, 2008 10:12 pm

There was once a dodgy expat Greek
Who was a geek and unable to speak
Any script not written in java
Which caused a helluva palava
And put him in bed for a week.

by feathers Tue May 13, 2008 12:35 pm

On my travels last summer in Greece

by Chas Tue May 13, 2008 1:59 pm

On my travels last summer in Greece
I'd hoped to find solace and peace

by kidder Tue May 13, 2008 9:57 pm

On my travels last summer in Greece
I'd hoped to find solace and peace
But, waylaid by OC

by feathers Tue May 13, 2008 10:01 pm

On my travels last summer in Greece
I'd hoped to find solace and peace
But, waylaid by OC
As I swam in the sea

by Susie Tue May 13, 2008 10:30 pm

On my travels last summer in Greece
I'd hoped to find solace and peace
But, waylaid by OC
As I swam in the sea
He accused me of being obese!!!!

by Susie Tue May 13, 2008 10:32 pm

Once upon a time a cat called Tiddles

by feathers Tue May 13, 2008 10:36 pm

Once upon a time a cat called Tiddles
Went to buy his own cat food from Lidls

by Susie Tue May 13, 2008 10:39 pm

Once upon a time a cat called Tiddles
Went to buy his own cat food from Lidls
He was hoping for mice

by kidder Tue May 13, 2008 10:41 pm

Once upon a time a cat called Tiddles
Went to buy his own cat food from Lidls
He was hoping for mice
But, seeing the price

by feathers Thu May 15, 2008 12:07 pm

Once upon a time a cat called Tiddles
Went to buy his own cat food from Lidls
He was hoping for mice
But, seeing the price
He said "I was under the misapprehension that this was a cheap supermarket, but it seems to me that their price for mice is the BIGGEST OF FIDDLES!

Rolling Eyes

by feathers Thu May 15, 2008 8:42 pm

I once had a red sun umbrella

by Susie Thu May 15, 2008 9:42 pm

I once had a red sun umbrella
Which shaded both me and my fella

by Chas Fri May 16, 2008 2:44 pm

I once had a red sun umbrella
Which shaded both me and my fella
'Til one windy day

by Susie Fri May 16, 2008 9:30 pm

I once had a red sun umbrella
Which shaded both me and my fella
'Til one windy day
A gust bore t away

by kidder Fri May 16, 2008 10:04 pm

I once had a red sun umbrella
Which shaded both me and my fella
'Til one windy day
A gust bore it away
And with it my fella with Stella

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