Re: Limericks

by feathers Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:32 pm

To 'Psychiatrists Anonymous' I wrote
Psycho-therapists, to a man, get my goat
I hate psycho-babble
From an extortionate rabble
Now the stiff upper lip gets my vote!

So in future I'll be self-sufficient

by kidder Sun Dec 14, 2008 11:40 pm

So in future I'll be self-sufficient
And discriminatingly efficient

by Chas Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:35 pm

So in future I'll be self-sufficient
And discriminatingly efficient
I'll become self-analytical

by kidder Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:12 pm

So in future I'll be self-sufficient
And discriminatingly efficient
I'll become self-analytical
And somewhat apolitical

by feathers Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:54 pm

So in future I'll be self-sufficient
And discriminatingly efficient
I'll become self-analytical
And somewhat apolitical
And at dealing with past flings,proficient.

Then by next Yuletide I shall be able

by kidder Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:06 pm

Then by next Yuletide I shall be able
To put all my cards on the table

by feathers Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:09 pm

Then by next Yuletide I shall be able
To put all my cards on the table
I shall write them with ease

by kidder Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:16 pm

Then by next Yuletide I shall be able
To put all my cards on the table
I shall write them with ease
To whomever I please

by Chas Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:10 pm

Then by next Yuletide I shall be able
To put all my cards on the table
I shall write them with ease
To whomever I please
Limericks - Page 39 Cryingsmiley

Oh! Who am I kidding with such a fable Limericks - Page 39 Free-random-smileys-77

Now I can't even lie to myself

by kidder Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:26 pm

Now I can't even lie to myself
That I believe in an itinerant elf

by feathers Tue Dec 16, 2008 10:41 pm

Now I can't even lie to myself
That I believe in an itinerant elf
But I still write to Santa

by kidder Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:28 pm

Now I can't even lie to myself
That I believe in an itinerant elf
But I still write to Santa
Whilst lifting a decanter

by feathers Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:59 pm

Now I can't even lie to myself
That I believe in an itinerant elf
But I still write to Santa
Whilst lifting a decanter
So here's to your very good healf!

Limericks - Page 39 10

Soon the man with the beard will come calling

by Chas Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:23 pm

Soon the man with the beard will come calling
Limericks - Page 39 2544652180046486184S600x600Q85

The one who has all the girls falling

by kidder Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:46 pm

Soon the man with the beard will come calling
The one who has all the girls falling
With the looks of a Clint

by feathers Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:38 pm

Soon the man with the beard will come calling
The one who has all the girls falling
With the looks of a Clint
(Well, apart from the squint) (sorry Chas!)

by kidder Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:48 pm

Soon the man with the beard will come calling
The one who has all the girls falling
With the looks of a Clint
(Well, apart from the squint) (sorry Chas!)
And his behaviour is, frankly, appalling.

For the girls, he won't leave them alone

by Guest Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:52 pm

For the girls, he won't leave them alone
He keeps calling them up on the phone

by kidder Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:13 am

For the girls, he won't leave them alone
He keeps calling them up on the phone
Saying, 'I'll give you ring'

by Guest Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:12 pm

For the girls, he won't leave them alone
He keeps calling them up on the phone
Saying, 'I'll give you ring'
You cute little thing

by Chas Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:08 pm

For the girls, he won't leave them alone
He keeps calling them up on the phone
Saying, 'I'll give you ring'
You cute little thing
But when they call round, he's never at home :!:

It's something he does with great ease.

by VickyS Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:36 pm

It's something he does with great ease
The attraction, his bronzed hairy knees

by kidder Fri Dec 19, 2008 8:28 pm

It's something he does with great ease
The attraction, his bronzed hairy knees
And his grizzled physog

by Guest Fri Dec 19, 2008 8:31 pm

It's something he does with great ease
The attraction, his bronzed hairy knees
And his grizzled physog
Just a bit like a dog

by kidder Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:17 pm

It's something he does with great ease
The attraction, his bronzed hairy knees
And his grizzled physog
Just a bit like a dog
And his loin cloth flapping in the breeze.

He was offered a part in a movie

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