Re: Limericks

by Chas Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:23 pm

Our Won-Ton was not a bad man'
"'Though his life didn't quite go to plan"

by feathers Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:20 pm

Our Won-Ton was not a bad man'
"'Though his life didn't quite go to plan"
'But now he's departed

by saunders Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:30 pm

Our Won-Ton was not a bad man'
"'Though his life didn't quite go to plan"
But now he's departed
Were all broken hearted

by feathers Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:15 am

Our Won-Ton was not a bad man'
"'Though his life didn't quite go to plan"
But now he's departed
Were all broken hearted
'Cos this limerick's gone down the pan!

by feathers Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:16 am

New subject.....OK?

My Christmas list grows year on year

by Guest Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:25 pm

My Christmas list grows year on year
So much that it fills me with fear

by Chas Fri Dec 12, 2008 4:28 pm

My Christmas list grows year on year
So much that it fills me with fear
Scrolling down the spreadsheet

by kidder Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:20 pm

My Christmas list grows year on year
So much that it fills me with fear
Scrolling down the spreadsheet
I came across a bedsheet

by Chas Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:03 pm

My Christmas list grows year on year
So much that it fills me with fear
Scrolling down the spreadsheet
I came across a bedsheet
Left from the last season of cheer :!:

Such things, I would sooner forget

by kidder Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:16 pm

Such things, I would sooner forget
As I still have a certain regret

by VickyS Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:16 pm

Such things, I would sooner forget
As I still have a certain regret
That a long lost love

by feathers Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:49 pm

Such things, I would sooner forget
As I still have a certain regret
That a long lost love
Gave me the proverbial shove

by Chas Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:09 pm

Such things, I would sooner forget
As I still have a certain regret
That a long lost love
Gave me the proverbial shove
Just so she could win a bet :!:

What made it, oh, so much worse

by Guest Sat Dec 13, 2008 6:09 pm

What made it, oh, so much worse
Is that at my head she flung a curse

[i]sorry for the scansion - or rather, the lack of it

by kidder Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:30 pm

What made it, oh, so much worse
Is that at my head she flung a curse
Demeaning my prowess

by VickyS Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:13 pm

What made it, oh, so much worse
Is that at my head she flung a curse
Demeaning my prowess
And causing such distress

by feathers Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:19 pm

What made it, oh, so much worse
Is that at my head she flung a curse
Demeaning my prowess
And causing such distress
I've developed afflictions diverse.

by feathers Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:21 pm

So now, weekly, I visit a shrink

by VickyS Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:34 pm

So now, weekly, I visit a shrink
On the couch, eyes closed, I lay and think

by Guest Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:00 am

So now, weekly, I visit a shrink
On the couch, eyes closed, I lay and think
But the man's such a fool

by Chas Sun Dec 14, 2008 12:56 pm

So now, weekly, I visit a shrink
On the couch, eyes closed, I lay and think
But the man's such a fool
His promptings are cruel

by kidder Sun Dec 14, 2008 2:24 pm

So now, weekly, I visit a shrink
On the couch, eyes closed, I lay and think
But the man's such a fool
His promptings are cruel
I decided to create such a stink.

To 'Psychiatrists Anonymous' I wrote

by Chas Sun Dec 14, 2008 3:46 pm

To 'Psychiatrists Anonymous' I wrote
Psycho-therapists, to a man, get my goat

by VickyS Sun Dec 14, 2008 4:08 pm

To 'Psychiatrists Anonymous' I wrote
Psycho-therapists, to a man, get my goat
I hate psycho-babble

by Chas Sun Dec 14, 2008 4:15 pm

To 'Psychiatrists Anonymous' I wrote
Psycho-therapists, to a man, get my goat
I hate psycho-babble
From an extortionate rabble

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