Re: Limericks

by kidder Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:49 pm

Excel has now gone to the wall
Shed your tears now, one and all
Go buy a new tent

by saunders Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:05 pm

Excel has now gone to the wall
Shed your tears now, one and all
Go buy a new tent
It would be money well spent

by kidder Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:16 pm

Excel has now gone to the wall
Shed your tears now, one and all
Go buy a new tent
It would be money well spent
And airlines? Well......***k 'em all!

We are off to Kefalos quite soon.

by Chas Sat Sep 13, 2008 5:51 pm

We are off to Kefalos quite soon.
XL having burst our balloon!

by Old Coot Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:54 pm

We are off to Kefalos quite soon.
XL having burst our balloon!
It just took one prick

by kidder Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:15 pm

We are off to Kefalos quite soon.
XL having burst our balloon!
It just took one prick
Who's name wasn't Dick

by Chas Sun Sep 14, 2008 12:02 am

We are off to Kefalos quite soon.
XL having burst our balloon!
It just took one prick
Who's name wasn't Dick
But Barclay, the evil buffoon. Limericks - Page 20 20

{Is the collective noun for Bankers "a wunch"}

Our hopes lie with Easyjet and RyanAir

by kidder Sun Sep 14, 2008 12:38 am

Our hopes lie with Easyjet and RyanAir
But even they say there are no profits there

by VickyS Sun Sep 14, 2008 9:39 am

Our hopes lie with Easyjet and RyanAir
But even they say there are no profits there
So will our summers be bleak

by kidder Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:45 pm

Our hopes lie with Easyjet and RyanAir
But even they say there are no profits there
So will our summers be bleak
Because some Dubai sheik

by Guest Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:02 pm

Our hopes lie with Easyjet and RyanAir
But even they say there are no profits there
So will our summers be bleak
Because some Dubai sheik
Is robbing us all bloomin bare.

From Crete we have just returned back

by Old Coot Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:40 pm

From Crete we have just returned back
To find we're all facing the sack

by VickyS Thu Sep 18, 2008 8:14 am

From Crete we have just returned back
To find we're all facing the sack
Our bank has gone bust

by Guest Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:56 pm

From Crete we have just returned back
To find we're all facing the sack
Our bank has gone bust
So who can we trust?

by Chas Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:52 pm

From Crete we have just returned back
To find we're all facing the sack
Our bank has gone bust
So who can we trust?
They all seem like that lad named Jack :!:

The FTSE's bounced back like a flubber-ball

by Guest Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:31 pm

The FTSE's bounced back like a flubber-ball
I don't understand the whole thing at all

by VickyS Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:48 pm

The FTSE's bounced back like a flubber-ball
I don't understand the whole thing at all
It's the fault of the bankers

by Susie Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:22 pm

The FTSE's bounced back like a flubber-ball
I don't understand the whole thing at all
It's the fault of the bankers
They all pulled some flankers

by Guest Sat Sep 20, 2008 1:50 pm

The FTSE's bounced back like a flubber-ball
I don't understand the whole thing at all
It's the fault of the bankers
They all pulled some flankers
I wish we weren't all in their thrall.

McCain's choice of Lipsticky pig

by Chas Sat Sep 20, 2008 5:25 pm

McCain's choice of Lipsticky pig
Looks terribly infra-dig

by Guest Mon Sep 22, 2008 1:51 pm

McCain's choice of Lipsticky pig
Looks terribly infra-dig
If I were a moose

(replacing the first lost one)

by Chas Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:20 pm

McCain's choice of Lipsticky pig
Looks terribly infra-dig
If I were a moose
I'd like to give her a goose

{I think that's what I put.}

by Guest Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:18 pm

Oh - I can't remember now!

McCain's choice of Lipsticky pig
Looks terribly infra-dig
If I were a moose
I'd like to give her a goose
And call her a ghastly damned prig.

If they win we're all in the poo

by Chas Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:52 pm

If they win we're all in the poo
I have further comments ..... far more blue! Limericks - Page 20 Censored

by VickyS Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:29 pm

If they win we're all in the poo
I have further comments....far more blue!
They'll be eating moose pie

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