Re: Limericks

by Old Coot Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:23 pm

Is it raining again down your way?
It's been pouring most of the day

by feathers Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:25 pm

Is it raining again down your way?
It's been pouring most of the day
It's the wind I don't like

by kidder Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:28 pm

Is it raining again down your way?
It's been pouring most of the day
It's the wind I don't like
'Cos while on my bike,

by feathers Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:37 pm

Is it raining again down your way?
It's been pouring most of the day
It's the wind I don't like
'Cos while on my bike,
I'm worried I'll get blown away.

by feathers Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:38 pm

Whilst watching the Games in Beijing

by Guest Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:22 am

Whilst watching the Games in Beijing
I find myself wanting to sing

by Chas Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:09 pm

Whilst watching the Games in Beijing
I find myself wanting to sing
but (it's such as disgrace)

by Susie Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:16 pm

Whilst watching the Games in Beijing
I find myself wanting to sing
but (it's such as disgrace)
The girl with the pretty face

by Guest Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:06 am

Whilst watching the Games in Beijing
I find myself wanting to sing
but (it's such as disgrace)
The girl with the pretty face
Is wearing such horrible bling.

by Guest Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:07 am

The weather this summer is wrong

by kidder Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:14 pm

The weather this summer is wrong
To withstand it you have to be strong

by Guest Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:20 pm

The weather this summer is wrong
To withstand it you have to be strong.
With wellies and mac

by Chas Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:48 pm

The weather this summer is wrong
To withstand it you have to be strong.
With wellies and mac
All rubbery and black

{Ooooooooooooh, nurse, more sedative!}

by Guest Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:20 am

The weather this summer is wrong
To withstand it you have to be strong.
With wellies and mac
All rubbery and black
Max Mosley must relish the throng.

by Guest Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:21 am

There once was a hotel in Crete

by kidder Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:39 pm

There once was a hotel in Crete
Where many ex-pats used to meet

by feathers Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:48 pm

There once was a hotel in Crete
Where many ex-pats used to meet
They drank so much retsina

by Guest Fri Aug 15, 2008 3:13 pm

There once was a hotel in Crete
Where many ex-pats used to meet
They drank so much retsina
That their Ford Cortina

by feathers Fri Aug 15, 2008 5:00 pm

There once was a hotel in Crete
Where many ex-pats used to meet
They drank so much retsina
That their Ford Cortina
Was driven...zigzag...down the street.

by feathers Fri Aug 15, 2008 5:03 pm

My best friend just loves to go camping

by Guest Fri Aug 15, 2008 5:36 pm

My best friend just loves to go camping
While I prefer going out lamping

(note the rural reference! Not true, I hasten to add.))

by Chas Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:07 pm

My best friend just loves to go camping
While I prefer going out lamping
'Cos I like my poached fish

by kidder Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:47 pm

My best friend just loves to go camping
While I prefer going out lamping
'Cos I like my poached fish
With rabbit on a dish

by Guest Fri Aug 15, 2008 8:31 pm

My best friend just loves to go camping
While I prefer going out lamping
'Cos I like my poached fish
With rabbit on a dish
It's paella with a bit of re-vamping.

by Guest Fri Aug 15, 2008 8:32 pm

This morning while driving to work

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