Limericks

so I peered out into the gloom
and saw a black horse with his groom
the horse was a stallion


When Norman went to the pub
He too was served mighty fine grub
He ordered a curry
But left in a hurry
To go home and soak in the tub


When Susan fell down the stairs

So I peered out into the gloom
And saw a black horse with his groom
The horse was a stallion
And his groom a rapscallion
There was a strange feeling of doom

The snowflakes soon covered the ground

When Susan fell down the stairs
Carrying two wooden chairs
She shouted for Norman
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The snowflakes soon covered the ground
Eerie silence prevailed all around
I fashioned a snowball

When Susan fell down the stairs
Carrying two wooden chairs
She shouted for Norman
But in ran the storeman
Who said nobody really cares


It happened to me one night

The snowflakes soon covered the ground
Eerie silence prevailed all around
I fashioned a snowball
And then heard a voice call
Just like the Baskerville hound

I once flew a `plane to Siam


It happened to me one night
(I`d forgotten to turn on the light )
The noise from downstairs

I once flew a `plane to Siam
Accompanied by Will I Am
I said " How`s my Voice ?"

It happened to me one night
( I`d forgotten to turn out the light )
The noise from downstairs
Took me unawares
It didn`t `arf give me a fright

I was drinking a Mythos in Greece

I once flew a `plane to Siam
Accompanied by Will I Am
I said " How`s my Voice ?"
He said 'not my choice'

I was drinking a Mythos in Greece
Wrapped in my nice warm fleece

That stuff has quite ruined my singing
My neighbour`s ears are all ringing

I was drinking a Mythos in Greece
Wrapped up in my nice warm fleece
For although it was June
It`s never too soon

That stuff has quite ruined my singing
My neighbour`s ears are all ringing
But though they complain
I shall do it again

Now she enjoys Ouzo with Sprite
Although she`s exceedingly tight

That stuff has quite ruined my singing
My neighbour`s ears are all ringing
But though they complain
I shall do it again
Through all their stamping and banging

Now she enjoys Ouzo with Sprite
Although she`s exceedingly tight
And is mean with the spirit

Now she enjoys Ouzo with Sprite
Although she`s exceedingly tight
And is mean with the spirit
With nothing to clear it

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