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Post by grumpy granpa on Wed Mar 26, 2014 3:43 pm

so I peered out into the gloom
and saw a black horse with his groom
the horse was a stallion


When Norman went to the pub
He too was served mighty fine grub
He ordered a curry
But left in a hurry
To go home and soak in the tub


When Susan fell down the stairs
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Post by feathers on Wed Mar 26, 2014 4:46 pm

So I peered out into the gloom
and saw a black horse with his groom
the horse was a stallion
And his groom a rapscallion


When Susan fell down the stairs
Carrying two wooden chairs



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Post by Weneki32 on Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:37 pm

So I peered out into the gloom
And saw a black horse with his groom
The horse was a stallion
And his groom a rapscallion
There was a strange feeling of doom

The snowflakes soon covered the ground


When Susan fell down the stairs
Carrying two wooden chairs
She shouted for Norman

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Post by feathers on Thu Mar 27, 2014 5:53 pm

The snowflakes soon covered the ground
Eerie silence prevailed all around


When Susan fell down the stairs
Carrying two wooden chairs
She shouted for Norman
But in ran the storeman



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Post by grumpy granpa on Thu Mar 27, 2014 9:36 pm

The snowflakes soon covered the ground
Eerie silence prevailed all around
I fashioned a snowball

When Susan fell down the stairs
Carrying two wooden chairs
She shouted for Norman
But in ran the storeman
Who said nobody really cares


It happened to me one night
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Post by feathers on Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:58 am

The snowflakes soon covered the ground
Eerie silence prevailed all around
I fashioned a snowball
And then heard a voice call


It happened to me one night
(I'd forgotten to turn on the light  Rolling Eyes )



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Post by grumpy granpa on Fri Mar 28, 2014 8:32 pm

The snowflakes soon covered the ground
Eerie silence prevailed all around
I fashioned a snowball
And then heard a voice call
Just like the Baskerville hound

I once flew a `plane to Siam


It happened to me one night
(I`d forgotten to turn on the light )
The noise from downstairs
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Post by feathers on Mon Mar 31, 2014 5:14 pm

I once flew a `plane to Siam
Accompanied by will.i.am


It happened to me one night
(I`d forgotten to turn on the light )
The noise from downstairs
Took me unawares



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Post by grumpy granpa on Mon Mar 31, 2014 9:37 pm

I once flew a `plane to Siam
Accompanied by Will I Am
I said " How`s my Voice ?"

It happened to me one night
( I`d forgotten to turn out the light )
The noise from downstairs
Took me unawares
It didn`t `arf give me a fright

I was drinking a Mythos in Greece
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Post by Susie on Mon Mar 31, 2014 10:30 pm

I once flew a `plane to Siam
Accompanied by Will I Am
I said " How`s my Voice ?"
He said 'not my choice'

I was drinking a Mythos in Greece
Wrapped in my nice warm fleece

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Post by feathers on Wed Apr 02, 2014 9:15 pm

I once flew a `plane to Siam
Accompanied by Will I Am
I said " How`s my Voice ?"
He said 'not my choice'
"You've been eating too much chilli jam."

That stuff has quite ruined my singing



I was drinking a Mythos in Greece
Wrapped in my nice warm fleece
For although it was June

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Post by grumpy granpa on Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:37 pm

That stuff has quite ruined my singing
My neighbour`s ears are all ringing

I was drinking a Mythos in Greece
Wrapped up in my nice warm fleece
For although it was June
It`s never too soon
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Post by feathers on Thu Apr 03, 2014 5:19 pm

That stuff has quite ruined my singing
My neighbour`s ears are all ringing
But though they complain


I was drinking a Mythos in Greece
Wrapped up in my nice warm fleece
For although it was June
It`s never too soon
For a holiday there with my niece.

Now she enjoys ouzo with Sprite  drunken 



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Post by grumpy granpa on Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:28 pm

That stuff has quite ruined my singing
My neighbour`s ears are all ringing
But though they complain
I shall do it again

Now she enjoys Ouzo with Sprite
Although she`s exceedingly tight
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Post by Susie on Thu Apr 03, 2014 10:06 pm

That stuff has quite ruined my singing
My neighbour`s ears are all ringing
But though they complain
I shall do it again
Through all their stamping and banging


Now she enjoys Ouzo with Sprite
Although she`s exceedingly tight
And is mean with the spirit

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Post by grumpy granpa on Fri Apr 04, 2014 9:22 pm

Now she enjoys Ouzo with Sprite
Although she`s exceedingly tight
And is mean with the spirit
With nothing to clear it

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