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Post by Susie on Sun Jan 12, 2014 10:16 pm

Round a table they sat having tea
What a delightful setting to see!
Mouse in the pot
Was sleeping a lot
And Alice sat watching a bee

Having had their fill of tea and Cake




Now Chalky was Rick Stein's Jack Russell
And a bouncy little dog he was too

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Post by Weneki32 on Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:17 am

Having had their fill of tea and Cake
And when dear Mouse was fully awake


Now Chalky was Rick Stein's Jack Russell
And a bouncy little dog he was too
With a love of good food

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Post by feathers on Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:03 pm

Having had their fill of tea and Cake
And when dear Mouse was fully awake
They played musical chairs


Now Chalky was Rick Stein's Jack Russell
And a bouncy little dog he was too
With a love of good food
When in a good mood



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Post by Weneki32 on Tue Jan 28, 2014 5:31 pm

Having had their fill of tea and Cake
And when dear Mouse was fully awake
They played musical chairs
And met The Three Bears


Now Chalky was Rick Stein's Jack Russell
And a bouncy little dog he was too
With a love of good food
When in a good mood
He'd eat more than his share of the stew!

His favourite was sausage and chips?

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Post by feathers on Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:11 pm

Having had their fill of tea and Cake
And when dear Mouse was fully awake
They played musical chairs
And met The Three Bears
And Goldilocks down by the lake.

A rowing boat there they espied



His favourite was sausage and chips?
You could tell by the smacking of lips



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Post by Weneki32 on Mon Feb 10, 2014 5:06 pm

A rowing boat there they espied
The rope they swiftly untied


His favourite was sausage and chips?
You could tell by the smacking of lips
It tasted so fine

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Post by feathers on Sun Feb 23, 2014 4:39 pm

A rowing boat there they espied
The rope they swiftly untied
But when they jumped in


His favourite was sausage and chips?
You could tell by the smacking of lips
It tasted so fine
With a lovely red wine

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Post by Weneki32 on Mon Feb 24, 2014 6:57 pm

A rowing boat there they espied
The rope they swiftly untied
But when they jumped in
And went for a spin


His favourite was sausage and chips?
You could tell by the smacking of lips
It tasted so fine
With a lovely red wine
And homemade pickle and dips!

All this talk of fine food and good wine

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Post by feathers on Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:57 pm

A rowing boat there they espied
The rope they swiftly untied
But when they jumped in
And went for a spin
A hole was discovered inside.

Muddy water soon covered their feet


All this talk of fine food and good wine
Makes me think of a good friend of mine

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Post by Weneki32 on Thu Mar 06, 2014 5:34 pm

Muddy water soon covered their feet
They shouted to alert Postman Pete


All this talk of fine food and good wine
Makes me think of a good friend of mine
He just loves to cook

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Post by grumpy granpa on Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:14 pm

He said " I can`t swim "
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Post by Weneki32 on Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:04 am

Hello GG, please do you have a line for the second limerick too? I've copied it forward from the previous page, thanks, no problem if you don't have time:

Muddy water soon covered their feet
They shouted to alert Postman Pete
He said " I can`t swim "


All this talk of fine food and good wine
Makes me think of a good friend of mine
He just loves to cook
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Post by grumpy granpa on Mon Mar 10, 2014 2:37 pm

with the aid of book
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Post by feathers on Mon Mar 10, 2014 5:00 pm

Muddy water soon covered their feet
They shouted to alert Postman Pete
He said " I can`t swim "
Things were looking quite grim


All this talk of fine food and good wine
Makes me think of a good friend of mine
He just loves to cook
With the aid of a book
You may know him....his name is Rick Stein!

His seafood is really delicious

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Post by Weneki32 on Wed Mar 12, 2014 11:39 am

Muddy water soon covered their feet
They shouted to alert Postman Pete
He said " I can`t swim "
Things were looking quite grim
And several brave hearts missed a beat

Thank goodness the lake was quite shallow


His seafood is really delicious
And nothing he cooks is suspicious

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Post by grumpy granpa on Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:18 pm

Thank goodness the lake was quite shallow
`cos the boat was made of marshmallow


His seafood is really delicious
And nothing he cooks is suspicious
But with a prawn in each hand
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Post by feathers on Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:01 pm

Thank goodness the lake was quite shallow
`cos the boat was made of marshmallow
So out they all waded


His seafood is really delicious
And nothing he cooks is suspicious
But with a prawn in each hand
All covered in sand



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Post by Weneki32 on Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:32 pm

Thank goodness the lake was quite shallow
`cos the boat was made of marshmallow
So out they all waded
And felt rather jaded


His seafood is really delicious
And nothing he cooks is suspicious
But with a prawn in each hand
All covered in sand
His highlights are really auspicious!

He's world famous just like Michel Roux

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Post by grumpy granpa on Thu Mar 13, 2014 8:36 pm

And felt rather jaded
And met up with Jackie Pallo

He`s world famous just like Michel Roux
And he knows just what to do
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Post by feathers on Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:22 pm

Thank goodness the lake was quite shallow
`cos the boat was made of marshmallow
So out they all waded
And felt rather jaded
And met up with Jackie Pallo.

You'll remember him from way back when


He`s world famous just like Michel Roux
And he knows just what to do
When concocting a sauce

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Post by Weneki32 on Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:44 am

You'll remember him from way back when
He was wrestling and fought other men


He`s world famous just like Michel Roux
And he knows just what to do
When concocting a sauce
For his super main course

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Post by grumpy granpa on Thu Mar 20, 2014 3:17 pm

You`ll remember him from way back when
He was wrestling and fought other men
His tights were revealing


He`s world famous just like Michel Roux
And he knows just what to do
When concocting a sauce
For his super main course
And it turns out just tickety-boo


When Norman went to the pub
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Post by Weneki32 on Thu Mar 20, 2014 3:46 pm

You`ll remember him from way back when
He was wrestling and fought other men
His tights were revealing
Some found that appealing?


When Norman went to the pub
He too was served mighty fine grub

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Post by grumpy granpa on Fri Mar 21, 2014 9:02 pm

You`ll remember him from way back when
He was wrestling and fought other men
His tights were revealing
Some found that appealing ?
Not me; I gave him nought out of ten

So I peered out into the gloom




When Norman went to the pub
He too was served mighty fine grub
He ordered a curry
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Post by Weneki32 on Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:28 pm

So I peered out into the gloom
And saw a black horse with his groom


When Norman went to the pub
He too was served mighty fine grub
He ordered a curry
But left in a hurry

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