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Post by Weneki32 on Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:11 pm

Did you know that she's fluent in French?
Yes, she is a well educated wench
She can model and act
Confidently, in fact
Almost as famous as Dame Judi Dench...

...who stars beside the great Daniel Craig


..."5 a Day" is good health advice
And so is brown bread and brown rice
And drink lots of water

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Post by Chas on Thu Apr 25, 2013 1:27 pm

...who stars beside the great Daniel Craig
Of who's talent you cannot be vague

..."5 a Day" is good health advice
And so is brown bread and brown rice
And drink lots of water
You know that you ought-a

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Post by feathers on Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:06 pm

...who stars beside the great Daniel Craig
Of who's talent you cannot be vague
Oh, that sexy swimwear!


..."5 a Day" is good health advice
And so is brown bread and brown rice
And drink lots of water
You know that you ought-a
Two litres a day should suffice.

If you always look after your body

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Post by Chas on Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:38 pm

...who stars beside the great Daniel Craig
Of who's talent you cannot be vague
Oh, that sexy swimwear!
As sun glints on his hair


If you always look after your body
You'll resemble Apollo, the god. he ...

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Post by feathers on Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:50 pm

...who stars beside the great Daniel Craig
Of who's talent you cannot be vague
Oh, that sexy swimwear!
As sun glints on his hair
To the envy of William Hague,

Who, in contrast, is as bald as a coot



If you always look after your body
You'll resemble Apollo, the god. he ...
Was such a fine figure

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Post by Weneki32 on Mon May 13, 2013 5:48 pm

Who, in contrast, is as bald as a coot
Maybe waiting for hair to take root?


If you always look after your body
You'll resemble Apollo, the god. he ...
Was such a fine figure
With courage and vigour

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Post by feathers on Tue May 14, 2013 9:48 pm

Who, in contrast, is as bald as a coot
Maybe waiting for hair to take root?
His scalp is so shiny




If you always look after your body
You'll resemble Apollo, the god. he ...
Was such a fine figure
With courage and vigour
And nothing about him was shoddy.

So he was a hit with the ladies

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Post by Weneki32 on Thu May 23, 2013 4:22 pm

Who, in contrast, is as bald as a coot
Maybe waiting for hair to take root?
His scalp is so shiny
But he is not whiny


So he was a hit with the ladies
Today he would drive a Mercedes

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Post by feathers on Thu May 23, 2013 5:04 pm

Who, in contrast, is as bald as a coot
Maybe waiting for hair to take root?
His scalp is so shiny
But he is not whiny
He polishes it daily, to boot!

He's proud of his lack of hirsuteness


So he was a hit with the ladies
Today he would drive a Mercedes
He would ride around town

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Post by Weneki32 on Wed May 29, 2013 11:37 am

He's proud of his lack of hirsuteness
It adds to his image of greatness?


So he was a hit with the ladies
Today he would drive a Mercedes
He would ride around town
No sign of a frown

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Post by Weneki32 on Mon Jul 08, 2013 11:53 am

He's proud of his lack of hirsuteness
It adds to his image of greatness?
Wearing smart suit and tie


So he was a hit with the ladies
Today he would drive a Mercedes
He would ride around town
No sign of a frown
And look for the house that is Sadie's.

Sadie is the girl with the blue eyes

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Post by feathers on Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:01 pm

He's proud of his lack of hirsuteness
It adds to his image of greatness?
Wearing smart suit and tie
With that look in his eye


Sadie is the girl with the blue eyes
Who loves to hang out with the rich guys





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Post by Weneki32 on Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:02 pm

He's proud of his lack of hirsuteness
It adds to his image of greatness?
Wearing smart suit and tie
With that look in his eye
Always on time as he hates any lateness!

Reminds me of that pocket watch tale


Sadie is the girl with the blue eyes
Who loves to hang out with the rich guys
She loves a good movie

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Post by feathers on Sat Jul 20, 2013 9:03 pm

Reminds me of that pocket watch tale
A source of great mirth without fail


Sadie is the girl with the blue eyes
Who loves to hang out with the rich guys
She loves a good movie
James Bond, that old smoovie


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Post by Weneki32 on Mon Jul 29, 2013 10:23 pm

Reminds me of that pocket watch tale
A source of great mirth without fail
The White Rabbit had one


Sadie is the girl with the blue eyes
Who loves to hang out with the rich guys
She loves a good movie
James Bond, that old smoovie
And buckets of popcorn she buys.


The cinema is next to the pub
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Post by Weneki32 on Tue Aug 20, 2013 10:21 am

Reminds me of that pocket watch tale
A source of great mirth without fail
The White Rabbit had one
And with it had fun


The cinema is next to the pub
Which serves coctails & truly fine grub

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Post by feathers on Sun Aug 25, 2013 10:21 pm

Reminds me of that pocket watch tale
A source of great mirth without fail
The White Rabbit had one
And with it had fun
Down a hole with Alice on his tail.

They arrived in that place they call Wonderland


The cinema is next to the pub
Which serves coctails & truly fine grub
When the movie is over







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Post by Weneki32 on Thu Aug 29, 2013 3:44 pm

They arrived in that place they call Wonderland
It's full of sweets and toys and a marching band


The cinema is next to the pub
Which serves coctails & truly fine grub
When the movie is over
It's time to walk Rover

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Post by feathers on Thu Nov 07, 2013 4:42 pm

They arrived in that place they call Wonderland
It's full of sweets and toys and a marching band
A Mad Hatter was there

 


The cinema is next to the pub
Which serves coctails & truly fine grub
When the movie is over
It's time to walk Rover
Up past the Conservative Club.

Rover just loves to go walkies

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Post by Susie on Sat Dec 21, 2013 10:32 pm

They arrived in that place they call Wonderland
It's full of sweets and toys and a marching band
A Mad Hatter was there
And Alice in a chair

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Re: Limericks

Post by Susie on Sat Dec 21, 2013 10:34 pm

Think I have done something wrong. Why are their two limericks?

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Post by feathers on Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:14 pm

Don't worry Susie, you haven''t done anything wrong! We've had two limericks running simultaneously for a while now....it just makes the game a bit more tricky and interesting.

So, if I carry on:

They arrived in that place they call Wonderland
It's full of sweets and toys and a marching band
A Mad Hatter was there
And Alice in a chair
Cos she was so tired she could hardly stand.

Round a table they sat having tea



Rover just loves to go walkies
Up the road where "The Grand Duke of York" is



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Post by Weneki32 on Wed Jan 08, 2014 4:11 pm

Round a table they sat having tea
What a delightful setting to see!


Rover just loves to go walkies
Up the road where "The Grand Duke of York" is
It's on top of the hill

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Post by Susie on Wed Jan 08, 2014 10:45 pm

Round a table they sat having tea
What a delightful setting to see!
Mouse in the pot


Rover just loves to go walkies
Up the road where "The Grand Duke of York" is
It's on top of the hill
Just by the mill

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Post by feathers on Sun Jan 12, 2014 9:46 pm

Round a table they sat having tea
What a delightful setting to see!
Mouse in the pot
Was sleeping a lot


Rover just loves to go walkies
Up the road where "The Grand Duke of York" is
It's on top of the hill
Just by the mill
(Rover's temper is shorter than Chalky's!)

Now Chalky was Rick Stein's Jack Russell

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