Limericks
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Re: Limericks
But don't call me a sour misanthrope
(Apart from the occasional dope!)
(Apart from the occasional dope!)
kidder- Patriarch
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Re: Limericks
But don't call me a sour misanthrope
(Apart from the occasional dope!)
'Cause it fair gets my goat
(Apart from the occasional dope!)
'Cause it fair gets my goat
Chas- Patriarch
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Re: Limericks
But don't call me a sour misanthrope
(Apart from the occasional dope!)
'Cause it fair gets my goat,
Puts a lump in my throat
(Apart from the occasional dope!)
'Cause it fair gets my goat,
Puts a lump in my throat
Guest- Guest
Re: Limericks
But don't call me a sour misanthrope
(Apart from the occasional dope!)
'Cause it fair gets my goat,
Puts a lump in my throat
So that I feel there's no hope....
Of ever improving my lot
(Apart from the occasional dope!)
'Cause it fair gets my goat,
Puts a lump in my throat
So that I feel there's no hope....
Of ever improving my lot
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
Of ever improving my lot
Or getting more than I've got
Or getting more than I've got
kidder- Patriarch
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Re: Limericks
Of ever improving my lot
Or getting more than I've got
But there's just a chance
Or getting more than I've got
But there's just a chance
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
Of ever improving my lot
Or getting more than I've got
But there's just a chance
Of a hint of romance
Or getting more than I've got
But there's just a chance
Of a hint of romance
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Re: Limericks
Of ever improving my lot
Or getting more than I've got
But there's just a chance
Of a hint of romance
We're meeting at six, on the dot...
And I'm hoping that Cupid will strike
Or getting more than I've got
But there's just a chance
Of a hint of romance
We're meeting at six, on the dot...
And I'm hoping that Cupid will strike
feathers- Matriarch2
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And I'm hoping that Cupid will strike
But, preferably not a la Smike
But, preferably not a la Smike
Chas- Patriarch
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Re: Limericks
And I'm hoping that Cupid will strike
But, preferably not a la Smike
If I could find love
But, preferably not a la Smike
If I could find love
feathers- Matriarch2
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And I'm hoping that Cupid will strike
But, preferably not a la Smike
If I could find love
(Give Aphrodite a shove!)
But, preferably not a la Smike
If I could find love
(Give Aphrodite a shove!)
Chas- Patriarch
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And I'm hoping that Cupid will strike
But, preferably not a la Smike
If I could find love
(Give Aphrodite a shove!)
That's what I really would like!
Will anyone make me an offer?
But, preferably not a la Smike
If I could find love
(Give Aphrodite a shove!)
That's what I really would like!
Will anyone make me an offer?
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
Will anyone make me an offer?
What inducements have I to proffer?
What inducements have I to proffer?
Chas- Patriarch
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Will anyone make me an offer?
What inducements have I to proffer?
I've a real handsome face
What inducements have I to proffer?
I've a real handsome face
feathers- Matriarch2
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Will anyone make me an offer?
What inducements have I to proffer?
I've a real handsome face
And I've modesty, grace ....
What inducements have I to proffer?
I've a real handsome face
And I've modesty, grace ....
Chas- Patriarch
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Will anyone make me an offer?
What inducements have I to proffer?
I've a real handsome face
And I've modesty, grace ....
And, what's more, loads of dosh in my coffer!
If you want, I can buy a great mansion
What inducements have I to proffer?
I've a real handsome face
And I've modesty, grace ....
And, what's more, loads of dosh in my coffer!
If you want, I can buy a great mansion
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
If you want, I can buy a great mansion
With acreage enough for expansion
With acreage enough for expansion
Chas- Patriarch
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If you want, I can buy a great mansion
With acreage enough for expansion
For a large family
With acreage enough for expansion
For a large family
feathers- Matriarch2
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If you want, I can buy a great mansion
With acreage enough for expansion
For a large family
One could live happily
With acreage enough for expansion
For a large family
One could live happily
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If you want, I can buy a great mansion
With acreage enough for expansion
For a large family
One could live happily
Sorry, but I can't find anything else that rhymes and has the right scansion.....
Right, so we'll begin again with a new verse
With acreage enough for expansion
For a large family
One could live happily
Sorry, but I can't find anything else that rhymes and has the right scansion.....
Right, so we'll begin again with a new verse
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
Right, so we'll begin again with a new verse
Let's hope this one's better, 'tho could be worse!
Let's hope this one's better, 'tho could be worse!
Chas- Patriarch
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Right, so we'll begin again with a new verse
Let's hope this one's better, 'tho could be worse!
We must try very hard
Let's hope this one's better, 'tho could be worse!
We must try very hard
feathers- Matriarch2
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Right, so we'll begin again with a new verse
Let's hope this one's better, 'tho could be worse!
We must try very hard
To not get a red card
Let's hope this one's better, 'tho could be worse!
We must try very hard
To not get a red card
Chas- Patriarch
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Re: Limericks
Right, so we'll begin again with a new verse
Let's hope this one's better, 'tho could be worse!
We must try very hard
To not get a red card
That would make our loyal readership curse!
P'raps we should write them an epic
Let's hope this one's better, 'tho could be worse!
We must try very hard
To not get a red card
That would make our loyal readership curse!
P'raps we should write them an epic
feathers- Matriarch2
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P'raps we should write them an epic
In content and styling, Homeric
In content and styling, Homeric
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