Re: Limericks

by Chas Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:14 pm

The King James is the best one by miles
Congregations still rock in the aisles
When they hear the dub version

by Guest Thu Jan 13, 2011 8:18 am

The King James is the best one by miles
Congregations still rock in the aisles
When they hear the dub version
It causes aversion

by Chas Thu Jan 13, 2011 4:03 pm

The King James is the best one by miles
Congregations still rock in the aisles
When they hear the dub version
It causes aversion
And dissolves everyone s smiles!

Hugh F-W's dander is roused!

by feathers Thu Jan 13, 2011 4:43 pm

Hugh F-W's dander is roused!
And what a good cause he's espoused!

by Guest Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:19 pm

Hugh F-W's dander is roused!
And what a good cause he's espoused
All that fish getting wasted

by VickyS Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:09 pm

Hugh F-W's dander is roused!
And what a good cause he's espoused
All that fish getting wasted
Without being tasted

by feathers Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:41 pm

Hugh F-W's dander is roused!
And what a good cause he's espoused
All that fish getting wasted
Without being tasted
Herring don't have the chance to get soused!

It's so good to have fish in your diet

by Chas Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:07 pm

It's so good to have fish in your diet
You can grill, bake, poach or fry it!

by Guest Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:10 pm

It's so good to have fish in your diet
You can grill, bake, poach or fry it!
It's yummy with chips

by VickyS Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:18 pm

It's so good to have fish in your diet
You can grill, bake, poach or fry it!
It's yummy with chips
(Not good for the hips!)

by kidder Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:18 pm

It's so good to have fish in your diet
You can grill, bake, poach or fry it!
It's yummy with chips
(Not good for the hips!)
Get up to Cumbria and try it!

The 'Chippy Bank' in Ulverston is great.

by feathers Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:40 pm

The 'Chippy Bank' in Ulverston is great.
They serve paradise on a plate

by Guest Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:49 am

The 'Chippy Bank' in Ulverston is great.
They serve paradise on a plate
Do they do mushy peas?

by Chas Mon Jan 17, 2011 4:31 pm

The 'Chippy Bank' in Ulverston is great.
They serve paradise on a plate
Do they do mushy peas?
If you plead on your knees!

by Guest Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:26 pm

The 'Chippy Bank' in Ulverston is great.
They serve paradise on a plate
Do they do mushy peas?
If you plead on your knees!
But it sure makes your trousers a state.

In the south, well the chips aren't so good.

by kidder Tue Jan 18, 2011 6:53 pm

In the south, well the chips aren't so good.
They may just as well be made of wood

by Guest Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:59 pm

In the south, well the chips aren't so good.
They may just as well be made of wood
They cook them in oil!

by Chas Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:37 pm

In the south, well the chips aren't so good.
They may just as well be made of wood
They cook them in oil!
Which makes them taste fouil!

by Guest Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:08 pm

In the south, well the chips aren't so good.
They may just as well be made of wood
They cook them in oil!
Which makes them taste fouil!
They'd serve up couscous if they could.

We all know that lard is the best

by feathers Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:38 pm

We all know that lard is the best
Tho' it fails the cholesterol test

by Guest Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:11 am

We all know that lard is the best
Tho' it fails the cholesterol test
Well, you bear that in mind

by Chas Thu Jan 20, 2011 1:13 pm

We all know that lard is the best
Tho' it fails the cholesterol test
Well, you bear that in mind
As your teeth crush and grind

by feathers Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:00 pm

We all know that lard is the best
Tho' it fails the cholesterol test
Well, you bear that in mind
As your teeth crush and grind
And ketchup runs all down your vest.

There's a lot to be said for tradition

by Guest Sat Jan 22, 2011 9:50 am

There's a lot to be said for tradition
And it's best to avoid nuclear fission

by Chas Sat Jan 22, 2011 4:16 pm

There's a lot to be said for tradition
And it's best to avoid nuclear fission
For "cold fusion"'s the way

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